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A Garbage Pail Kids-style card features 'Gold-Digging Greg', a wide-eyed construction worker holding a gold bar, spilling coins, with a grinning beer keg in a crumbling brewery.
#1007

Gold-Digging Greg

Construction Workers in Belgium Discover $10M Gold Stash

Aug 16, 2026

Grotesque illustration of Trump with a burger head, holding McDonald's boxes amid fast-food wrappers, in an airplane.
#1006

Junkfood Donald

RFK Jr. Highlights Trump's McDonald's Plane Eating Habits

Aug 15, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring Joe Rogan with bulging eyes holding a microphone, toysized planes with Trump's face, and a bustling airport scene.
#1005

Jetset Joe

Joe Rogan Reacts to Trump's Secret Decoy Plane Stunt

Aug 15, 2026

Tipsy Brad, a grotesque parody of Brad Pitt, with a bloated green head, sloppily dressed, holding a broken champagne bottle, distorted Hollywood background.
#1004

Tipsy Brad

Brad Pitt's Drinking Resurgence: A Toasty Take

Aug 14, 2026

A satirical cartoon of an ICE agent with exaggerated electric gloves, sparking intensely, with bulging eyes and fleeing cartoon figures.
#1002

Shocking Shawn

ICE Agents to Wield Shocking New Gloves in $20 Million Upgrade

Aug 14, 2026

A grotesquely funny character holds a 'Dead End' sign in a chaotic cemetery with skeletal features and a crow on their hat.
#999

Dead End Dan

'Dead End' sign causes cemetery stir, council apologizes

Aug 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Mike Lindell with wild hair, holding a burning pillow and ballot amidst flames, in a satirical trading card style.
#998

Livid Lindell

Mike Lindell's Fiery Collapse Over Trump Allegiance

Aug 13, 2026

Cartoon card depicting a grotesque caricature of Nigel Farage stuck in a trash can, sweating with Count Binface victorious nearby, all in a cartoonishly exaggerated style.
#997

Trashcan Nigel

Nigel Farage Faces Trashcan Opponent in Bizarre U.K. Election

Aug 12, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style illustration featuring 'Protestin' Preston', a muscular, bearded trans man in a floral dress protesting against bathroom laws, in exaggerated, grotesque caricature style.
#996

Protestin' Preston

Bearded Trans Men Spotlight Absurdity of Kansas’ Bathroom Ban

Aug 12, 2026

A grotesquely unhealthy bodybuilder with bulging eyes and uneven muscles holds beer and steroids, surrounded by gym chaos and a scoreboard reading '0'.
#995

Bumbling Brandon

Man's Steroid and Beer Regimen Flops in Bodybuilding Debut

Aug 12, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Xbox CEO Asha Sharma holding a slimy Xbox controller, oblivious to a giant rat gnawing on an Elder Scrolls case beside her.
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Gamer Gosh Asha

Xbox CEO Praises Elder Scrolls VI Amidst Office Rat Infestation

Aug 12, 2026

A grotesque character named Lotto Louie with a lottery ticket face, exploding money, and a mocking, living ticket. Set in a chaotic lottery office.
#993

Lotto Louie

Powerball Prize Soars to $1 Billion After No Big Winner

Aug 11, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Trump crammed into a catering cart on an airplane, surrounded by airline snacks. Humorous and exaggerated parody depiction.
#992

Cargo Cart Clint

Trump's Secret Catering Cart Flight Amid Iran Threat

Aug 11, 2026

A grotesque illustration of Joystick Jake, blending air traffic control with video gaming. Surrounded by chaotic props and screens, embodying the absurdity of mixing gamers with aviation duties.
#990

Joystick Jake

US Enlists Video Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers

Aug 11, 2026

A cartoonishly grotesque radio announcer named Dead Air Darren, panicking amidst a chaotic radio station set with a crown tipping off his head.
#989

Dead Air Darren

Radio Station Accidentally Broadcasts King Charles' Death

Aug 11, 2026

Grotesque depiction of 'Wrecked Romano', a waterlogged Roman soldier with an amphora, amidst a sunken ship scene.
#988

Wrecked Romano

Ancient Roman Shipwreck Discovered Near Sicily Reveals 2,000-Year-Old Artifacts

Aug 10, 2026

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