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A trading card depicting a grotesque alien with a large, glowing orb-like head holding UFO files, with a hovering potato-shaped spacecraft in a cosmic background.
#805

Unsealed Orb

White House Releases New Batch of UFO Records Featuring Mysterious Orbs

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque pot shop clerk with a bong resembling the World Cup trophy, amidst a chaotic backdrop of cluttered soccer balls and smoke.
#804

Toke Trophy Ted

FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque character 'McMuffin Molly' with exaggerated features holds a revolting Sausage McMuffin in a mock courtroom, surrounded by comical legal props.
#803

McMuffin Molly

Texas Woman Files Suit Over 'Unwholesome' Sausage McMuffin

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of El Nauseous Niño with storm clouds for hair, holding a wrecked umbrella, embodying chaotic and twisted weather patterns.
#802

El Nauseous Niño

El Niño Threatens to Alter Global Weather Patterns

Jun 12, 2026

A comical card of 'Chocolate Chip Chuck', a scammer tricked into accepting chocolate coins instead of gold. Grotesque features, surrounded by chocolate coins.
#801

Chocolate Chip Chuck

Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold

Jun 12, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Parched Paddy', depicting a Scotsman with an empty beer mug and bagpipes foaming with beer, surrounded by airplane chaos.
#800

Parched Paddy

Scottish Travelers Face Beer Shortage During US Trip

Jun 12, 2026

Image of a card titled 'Brawler Biden', depicting a grotesque caricature of Joe Biden in a chaotic UFC fight on the White House lawn, surrounded by absurd props.
#799

Brawler Biden

The White House Lawn Turns into a UFC Arena

Jun 12, 2026

Grotesque SpaceX executive 'Rocket Rich' with a rocket-shaped head, money flying from his mouth, standing on bankers with 'Junior Role' papers.
#798

Rocket Rich

SpaceX IPO Sparks Greed Frenzy Among Executives and Banks

Jun 11, 2026

A grotesque far-right lawmaker uses a giant electric saw on a twisted school gate with sparks flying and shocked onlookers in the background.
#797

Sawing Sukkot

Israeli MP Uses Electric Saw on School Gate in Arab Town

Jun 11, 2026

A grotesque character named Cultist Chris, resembling a devilish figure with exaggerated features, holds a marriage contract and sprinkles garlic into pasta in a chaotic Olive Garden.
#796

Cultist Chris

Maine Man Charged with Forced Marriage and Satanic Ritual at Olive Garden

Jun 10, 2026

A garish cartoon of Phony Flyer Phil, a fake pilot with exaggerated grotesque features, holding a broken toy airplane and a fake license.
#794

Phony Flyer Phil

Air Canada Pilot Flew Passengers with Fake License for Years

Jun 10, 2026

A parody card featuring a taco chef with a taco head stuffed with TNT, chaotic, exploding taco truck scene, grotesque and humorous.
#793

Taco TNT Tom

Taco Truck Explosion Leaves Couple Airlifted to Hospital

Jun 10, 2026

A grotesque Garbage Pail Kid-style character, Flatulent Freddy, with comically oversized head and exaggerated air bubbles in a lab-themed background.
#792

Flatulent Freddy

Scientists Determine Daily Fart Counts: What's Normal?

Jun 9, 2026

Grotesque character Ignition Ike stands amid firework chaos, head like a lit firecracker, smoke and flames surround him on a dark highway.
#791

Ignition Ike

Firework-Laden Trailer Ignites on Tennessee Highway

Jun 9, 2026

A grotesque, furious Trump with an oversized, boiling head, disheveled suit stained with condiments, on a chaotic TV set in disarray.
#790

Storm-Off Steve

Trump's Explosive Exit From 'Meet The Press' Interview

Jun 9, 2026

A grotesque, grizzled man named Cranky Crutch Cliff, using crutches to submerge a horrified jet skier, set in a tumultuous cartoon lake.
#789

Cranky Crutch Cliff

70-Year-Old Man Accused of Assault with Crutches in Jet Ski Lake Brawl

Jun 8, 2026

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