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Satirical trading card showing 'Chopper Kid', a parody of a saluting male figure with helicopter hair, poolside with toy choppers.
#478

Chopper Kid

Army Probes Helicopters Hovering at Kid Rock's Poolside Salute

Mar 31, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Possessed Pete', a grotesquely exaggerated priest handling exaggerated exorcism chaos, with cartoon devils and a singing, possessed pew in a church scene.
#477

Possessed Pete

Demand for Exorcisms Booms in US with Record Priestly Training

Mar 31, 2026

Coke Bananah card showing a grotesque banana criminal with a cocaine-powdered head, bulging eyes, and tiny police handling bananas.
#476

Coke Bananah

Surreal Drug Bust: $100 Million Cocaine Found in UK Bananas

Mar 31, 2026

Greenland Grabber, a grotesque Trump-like figure, bungling a 'covert operation' in Greenland with exaggerated spy props and absurd iceberg details.
#475

Greenland Grabber

Accusations of 'Covert' Greenland Operation Uncovered

Mar 30, 2026

A satirical card showing the White House disguised as a sleazy tropical island with a confused president figure, humorously attired in tacky beachwear.
#474

Tropical Trump

White House Prank: Renamed 'Epstein Island' on Google

Mar 30, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Inferno Ike', a soldier with a missile-shaped flaming head, on a surreal battlefield. Surreal, fiery chaos abounds.
#473

Inferno Ike

Iran Warns U.S. Troops of Fiery Consequences Amid Tensions

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump on a crumbling throne, surrounded by tiny dissenters. His oversized head screams rage against a stormy backdrop.
#472

Traitor Trump

The Manosphere Turns on Trump

Mar 30, 2026

A cartoonish trading card of a crazed passenger trying to open an airplane emergency exit, surrounded by flying safety brochures and peanuts.
#471

Desperate Descent Dan

Passenger Attempts to Open Emergency Exit Mid-Flight, Claims Ghost Possession

Mar 30, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style caricature of Donald Trump in a stained tuxedo, standing cluelessly at a spiraling staircase that leads nowhere, surrounded by bewildered miniature architects.
#470

Staircase Donald

White House Criticizes NYT Analysis of Trump's Humorous Ballroom Stairs

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque card illustration of 'Seminal Simon', a mutated mouse with pig semen eye drops, in a chaotic lab with experimental props.
#469

Seminal Simon

Eye Drops Made from Pig Semen Deliver Cancer Treatment to Mice

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Farmhand Freddie with an oversized head, buck teeth, and filthy overalls, holding a smartphone with the OnlyFarms logo, surrounded by puzzled farm animals.
#468

Farmhand Freddie

White House's New OnlyFarms Website Puzzles Internet Users

Mar 29, 2026

Grotesque chef with googly-eyed takeaway box fighting off seagulls adorned with exaggerated googly eyes, set in a chaotic seaside backdrop.
Grotesque chef with googly-eyed takeaway box fighting off seagulls adorned with exaggerated googly eyes, set in a chaotic seaside backdrop. — 3D version
#467

Googly Gus

Can Googly Eyes on Takeaway Boxes Deter Seagull Thieves?

Mar 29, 2026

Cartoon of Stephen Miller yelling explosively at a hospitalized ICE Chief, featuring chaotic hospital equipment and exaggerated sound waves.
#466

Shoutin' Stephen

ICE Official Lands in Hospital After Being Yelled at by Stephen Miller

Mar 29, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with an exaggerated head and suit, holding a tiny doll of Saudi Prince puckering toward him, surrounded by money and symbols.
#465

Tongue-In-Cheek Trump

Trump Claims Saudi Leader is 'Kissing His Ass'

Mar 29, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Trump titled 'Golfing Greedy,' with exaggerated features, juggling cash-shaped golf clubs, surrounded by a money-made golf course.
#464

Golfing Greedy

Trump’s Golfing Expenses Surpass $100 Million

Mar 29, 2026

A grotesquely exaggerated JD Vance with a massive head, drooling and cartoon Trump as a baby perched on his shoulder in a political rally background.
#463

Dorkless JD

JD Vance Claims MAGA Has 'Fewer Dorks' Than Far Left

Mar 29, 2026

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