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A grotesque caricature of an ex-president named 'Drafty Don', wearing a ketchup-stained military jacket tattooed with oversized medals and holding a smoking AI trophy.
#967

Drafty Don

Ex-President Relies on AI for Self-Bestowed Military Honors

Aug 5, 2026

A grotesque parody of Donald Trump in a gold car labeled 'Trump Highway', holding a slime-dripping road sign. Moroccan desert scene in the background.
#966

Rebrand Randy

Morocco Names Major Highway After Trump

Aug 5, 2026

A grotesque man with a large head, wearing a red MAGA hat and a slimy grin, holds creepy, withered flowers dripping slime, with insects and dollar bills with wings around him.
#965

MAGA Grub Gordon

MAGA Rep Chuck Edwards Accused of Creepy Behavior Towards Young Women

Aug 5, 2026

Trading card showing Blowtorch Blanche, a grotesque figure with a massive head, melting a 'Trump Fund' piñata with a blowtorch, documents and money flying everywhere.
#964

Blowtorch Blanche

Blanche Nearing Confirmation After Destroying Trump's Fund

Aug 4, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring Charred Chad, a grotesque, soot-covered figure with wild, scorched hair, dressed in an oversized firefighter uniform. Clutching a large alight matchstick with smoky background.
#961

Charred Chad

Arson Arrest Made in Connection to Washington Wildfire Amid Evacuations

Aug 4, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a confused politician surrounded by puppet advisors labeled 'Yahoo' and 'Moron', with a chaotic desk and a TV showing Reagan highlights.
#960

Bumbling Barry

The Republican Party Faces Internal Chaos Amid Recognition of Mistakes

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque tech mogul with an inflated head being tattooed on the forehead by a giant tattoo gun, surrounded by tattooed job seekers.
#959

Tattooed Tycoon

Tech Mogul Demands Tattoos for Job Interviews, Causing Outrage

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque bride holding a smoldering tampon smiling manically while a church burns in the background.
#958

Fired-Up Felicia

Bride-to-be Arrested After Using Tampon to Set Church on Fire

Aug 3, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a Japanese game developer with an oversized head, grinning face, exposed butt being spanked by flying hands, all set against swirling cartoon butts and a broken clock.
#957

Spanking Shun

Japanese Developer Creates Bizarre 'Apology Game' Featuring Spanking

Aug 3, 2026

A cartoonish pilot with exaggerated features in a malfunctioning cockpit, surrounded by flames and wreckage, humorously illustrating the F-35B crash.
#956

Fumble Fighter

Unexplained Crash of F-35B Stealth Jet Sparks Curiosity

Aug 2, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card depicting a chaotic AI character 'Cyber Claude' with a computer monitor head, sparking robotic arms, and logos from targeted companies.
#955

Cyber Claude

Anthropic AI Unintentionally Launches Cyberattacks

Aug 2, 2026

A caricature hybrid of Obama and Fauci holds an overflowing diary labeled 'Secret Calls' with exaggerated faces and speech bubbles saying 'Idiot!' and 'Moron!' amidst a chaotic newsroom background in a satirical Garbage Pail Kids style.
#953

Dialin' Diary Duo

Obama's Colorful Commentary on Trump Revealed in Fauci's Diaries

Aug 1, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump as a prospector, clutching a rare earth crystal, with a mutant grin and bulging eyes. Satirical illustration.
#952

Prospector Donald

US Plans to Tap Ukraine's Rare Earth Deposits, Says Trump

Aug 1, 2026

A grotesque AI satellite causing chaos on Google Earth, spewing disasters from a 'Nano Banana' can onto a warped globe with deepfaked scenes.
#951

Glitchin' Gemini

Google Earth's AI Tool Cancelled After Deepfake Catastrophes

Aug 1, 2026

A cartoonish trading card depicts 'Ecstasy Ernest'-a grotesque pilot with an exaggerated grimy uniform, bulging pockets and suitcase spilling pills, in a chaotic airport scene.
#950

Ecstasy Ernest

Malaysian Pilot Caught Smuggling 70,000 Ecstasy Pills at Indonesian Airport

Aug 1, 2026

A grotesque bureaucrat comically misrepresents a map of Africa, wearing an ill-fitting suit stained with ink, surrounded by playful chaos in his office.
#949

Geography Gary

US Government's Africa Map Fiasco: Every Country Placed Wrong

Jul 31, 2026

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