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A grotesque tanker captain leaking oil with a seagull on his shoulder, satirizing UK-Russia oil tanker tensions.
#442

Spillin’ Spencer

Russia Condemns UK's Plan to Stop Oil Tankers

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Dollar Bill Donald' with an oversized head resembling a dollar bill, exaggerating Donald Trump's features and signature scrawl in a chaotic currency scene.
#441

Dollar Bill Donald

Donald Trump Aims to Add His Signature to US Currency

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines.
A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines. — 3D version
#439

Counterfeit Cola Carl

Russian Factory Busted for Counterfeit Coca-Cola Production

Mar 26, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Dancefloor Darius', an Iranian disco dancer with a disco ball head and wild expression, reflecting the joy of cultural freedom at Turkey's border disco.
#437

Dancefloor Darius

Iranians Party Hearty at Turkey-Iran Border Disco

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card of 'Teleportation Todd', a bizarre FEMA official with teleportation-themed features and a chaotic background.
#436

Teleportation Todd

FEMA Officer's Teleportation Claims Deemed Ill-Suited for Role

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque fish character in a meat market, holding a '100% Beef!' sign, attempting to disguise itself as meat.
#435

Beefy Gill

Seafood Industry Tries Meat Makeover to Boost Fish Consumption

Mar 26, 2026

Grotesque Trump with toy phone, Iranian figure plugging ears, tankers labeled 'Fuel of a Talk' in a desert background.
#434

Bluster Donald

Trump Claims Talks With Iran Amid Disputed Communication

Mar 26, 2026

A satirical trading card titled 'Backwards Bernie' shows an anthropomorphic oil barrel with a twisted head rolling uphill while oil spills backward, representing market chaos.
#433

Backwards Bernie

Oil Market’s Backwardation Sends Energy Prices in Reverse

Mar 26, 2026

Illustration of 'Terminal Timmy', a grotesque traveler stuck in an endless TSA line with exaggerated features and comical airport chaos around.
#430

Terminal Timmy

Record-High TSA Wait Times Frustrate Travelers Nationwide

Mar 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting Bong-faced Benny, an eccentric with wild eyes and a dashboard bong, driving a dilapidated car.
#429

Bong-faced Benny

Criminal Drives with Built-in Bong, Arrested for 98th Time

Mar 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting 'Toeless Tucker,' a toe-sucking intruder in a messy crime scene, in the style of Garbage Pail Kids.
#428

Toeless Tucker

Man Sentenced to Prison for Toe-Sucking Break-In

Mar 25, 2026

Trading card of Kristi Noem on a carousel horse with awkward real horse legs, towing a butter Mount Rushmore at a chaotic fairground.
#427

Carousel Kristi

Kristi Noem's $20,000 Horse Ad Debacle

Mar 25, 2026

A grotesque senator with a wide-open mouth stands in front of the Eiffel Tower, holding a suitcase labeled 'Iran War Kit' as mini world leaders pop out.
#426

Ruckus Rubio

Rubio's Diplomatic Tour to Sell Iran War to G7 Allies

Mar 25, 2026

A satirical trading card showing Recession Richie, symbolizing economic downturn with grotesque features like a deflated suit and melting coins.
A satirical trading card showing Recession Richie, symbolizing economic downturn with grotesque features like a deflated suit and melting coins. — 3D version
#425

Recession Richie

Recession Odds Climb as Wall Street Wobbles

Mar 25, 2026

Cartoonish trading card featuring Deceptive Donovan, a grotesque political plotter with exaggerated features, surrounded by voting chaos.
#424

Deceptive Donovan

Election Plotters Use Spies and Lies to Tilt European Vote

Mar 25, 2026

A satirical trading card of a grotesque bear named Boner Bear with sticky fur, messy honey pot, and little blue pills, surrounded by chaotic honey factory setting.
A satirical trading card of a grotesque bear named Boner Bear with sticky fur, messy honey pot, and little blue pills, surrounded by chaotic honey factory setting. — 3D version
#422

Boner Bear

FDA Recalls 'Boner Bear Honey' for Undeclared Ingredients

Mar 24, 2026

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