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Congressman with antennae and bulging eyes holding a UFO, surrounded by little aliens, in a chaotic office scene.
New#617

Alienation Allan

Congressman Declares Alien Contact, Claims Secrets Will 'Keep You Up at Night'

Apr 25, 2026

A grotesque Canadian character in a stained flannel with EU and US flag patches, cross-eyed with one eye an EU star, holding animated bickering fries.
#606

Euro Envious Evan

Most Canadians Prefer EU Over US Unification

Apr 23, 2026

A grotesque Russian cosmonaut with wild eyes and a cracked helmet, holding a flag and standing on a chaotic Moon base with comedic Russian elements.
#523

Luna Looter Boris

Russia's Bold Claim of 'Sovereign Territories' on the Moon

Apr 9, 2026

A GPK-style grotesque astronaut of Elon Musk holding a rocket bank amid space-themed chaos, representing SpaceX's IPO.
#490

Galactic Gadabout

SpaceX Files for IPO, Eyeing Galactic Market Debut

Apr 2, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Matt Gaetz in an alien lab, with a giant head and a clipboard, surrounded by wacky alien babies in test tubes.
#489

Extraterrestrial Elvin

Matt Gaetz Claims Briefing on Alien Breeding Program

Apr 2, 2026

A satirical, grotesque trading card depicting an astronaut with a helmet full of confused sperm cells, floating in a chaotic space environment.
#444

Astro Nut Neil

Human Sperm Lost in Space: Groundbreaking Study Reveals Cosmic Confusion

Mar 27, 2026

Cartoon trading-card style illustration of a fumbling rocket/lander hybrid ("Lander Laggard Larry") stuck in a moon crater with contract papers flying, rival rocket in background, slime-dripping banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM" at top and melting-text caption at bottom.
#115

Lander Laggard Larry

NASA opens Artemis III lunar-lander contract to rivals amid SpaceX delays

Oct 21, 2025

Tribute card: Ace Frehley in his "Spaceman" face paint, standing on a guitar-asteroid in space. He holds a glowing, lightning-charged guitar. Orbiting are musical symbols, Kiss logo, comet tail. Top reads "AMERICANDAILY.COM." Bottom reads "Cosmic Warrior."
#108

Spaceman's Legacy

Honoring Ace Frehley - The Space Ace Who Shredded Through the Cosmos

Oct 17, 2025

Cartoon parody of a monstrous startup-CEO creature planting a billboard on an orbital station module labeled "HAVEN-1," tiny astronauts carrying cash and equipment, Earth and space debris behind, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#065

Orbital Opportunist

Vast Announces Haven-1: The World's First Commercial Space Station in Orbit

Sep 24, 2025