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A comically oversized chimp, 'Tipsy Terry', with spiraling eyes and matted fur, holds an oozing fermented fruit amid a vibrant jungle, embodying a drunken yet humorous scene.
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Tipsy Terry

Chimpanzees' Taste for Fermented Fruit Sheds Light on Human Alcohol Origins

Mar 9, 2026

Trading card of Blossom Blake, an oversized wildflower with a flower-like head, camera, and leaking watering can, amid cartoonish blooming Death Valley.
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Blossom Blake

Death Valley Experiences Most Spectacular Superbloom in a Decade

Mar 9, 2026

Satirical illustration of Solar Sam, a senator tangled in sparking 'Green Energy' wires, standing in front of a toy house with solar panels.
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Solar Sam

Senator Uses Green Energy at Home Despite Criticism

Mar 8, 2026

A satire card featuring 'Explosive Eddy' in a desert with melting nuclear-themed ice cream cone, sweating cacti, and exaggerated features.
#277

Explosive Eddy

Africa's Nuclear-Free Dilemma Amid Global Standoffs

Mar 8, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids style card featuring Tehran Ted, a grumpy oil droplet with a spout and umbrella, amid oily rain over a cartoonish Tehran.
#276

Tehran Ted

Israel Strikes Iran's Oil Facilities Causing Oily Rain Over Tehran

Mar 8, 2026

Cartoon depiction of humanoid tornado character Cyclone Slyclone causing chaos in the heartland with hailstones and flying farmhouses.
#266

Cyclone Slyclone

Tornadoes and Hailstorm Strike America's Heartland

Mar 7, 2026

Cartoon trading card showing a volcano on a Pacific atoll wearing a US test-site helmet, spewing a green radioactive cloud shaped like skeleton fish; a rusted "Welcome to Bikini Atoll - formerly your home" sign stands on the beach, a crab in a Geiger-counter helmet waves an SOS flag, a mushroom cloud rises from the sea, radiation symbols float like confetti, slime drips everywhere, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom caption "When paradise went full fallout-mode!".
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Bikini Boomer

Marshall Islands Still Haunted by U.S. Nuclear Testing Legacy

Nov 4, 2025

Cartoon of EPA bureaucrat holding scrolls 'Report This!' and 'Report That!' with factories smoking, citizens with masks coughing. Banner 'AMERICANDAILY.COM', caption 'Silence the Smoke!
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Report-Rattler EPA

EPA Moves to End Mandatory Greenhouse Gas Reporting Program

Sep 12, 2025

Cartoon parody of Energy Secretary pulling a lever to derail a runaway train labeled 'Net Zero 2050', while factories crumble. Top banner reads 'AMERICANDAILY.COM', bottom caption reads 'Train Wreck Energy!
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Wright Wrecker

Energy Chief Declares Net-Zero by 2050 a 'Colossal Train Wreck'

Sep 11, 2025