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A grotesque salmon with bloodshot eyes and a toothy grin swims in cocaine-laced waters, wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt. Money and sunglasses float nearby.
#602

Coked Salmon

Cocaine-Laced Waters Make Salmon Swim Double Distance

Apr 22, 2026

A grotesque 'cocaine hippo' with white powder stains, exaggerated rotten features, holding money, in a Colombian jungle setting with parody elements.
#561

Cocaine Cully

Colombia Taking Action Against Pablo Escobar's Invasive Cocaine Hippos

Apr 14, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a sailor named Hormuz Harley steering a barnacle-covered wheel amidst chaotic seas and a leaking oil tanker.
#557

Hormuz Harley

U.S. Commences Naval Blockade of Strait of Hormuz

Apr 13, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a man with a huge head riding a small snowmobile in a bar, featuring an exaggerated expression and a strapped, cartoon wolf.
#528

Blizzard Barry

Man on Snowmobile Drives Wolf to Bar Before Fatal Attack

Apr 9, 2026

A satirical illustration of a comically grotesque killer whale in Seattle with exaggerated features and chaotic scene of whale watchers.
#511

Orca Oops!

Unexpected Pod of Killer Whales Surprises Seattle

Apr 6, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Cliff Climb Carp', a grotesque fish climbing a waterfall with human-like hands amidst splashing water and buzzing flies.
#509

Cliff Climb Carp

Congo's Unique Fish Scales Waterfalls with Ease

Apr 6, 2026

A grotesque rat character named 'Prophylact-Rodent' juggling condoms and syringes in an alley filled with trash.
#502

Prophylact-Rodent

DC Attempts Rodent Population Control with Birth Control

Apr 4, 2026

A grotesque character with a gas pump head dripping ethanol and dollar bills, highlighting skepticism towards ethanol lowering gas prices.
#493

Ethan Gas

Feds Propose Ethanol to Slash Gas Prices, Met with Skepticism

Apr 3, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a dog in a helicopter pilot helmet on a waterfall cliff, with ropes tangled around its legs and dollars raining down.
#487

Chopper Champ

Helicopter Rescues Lost Dog After New Zealand Waterfall Adventure

Apr 1, 2026

A caricature of a famous president with an oversized head and drone-proof roof helmet, surrounded by drones and a bomb shelter, in a messy construction site.
#486

Ballroom Buffoon

Judge Halts Trump's White House Ballroom Construction Due to Security Concerns

Apr 1, 2026

A cartoonishly exaggerated bureaucrat with chaotic features disastrously juggling EU policy failures amid a satirical map of Europe.
#482

Euro-Tripped Earl

EU's Year of Bumbling Blunders Examined

Apr 1, 2026

Grotesque Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Beached Bertie', a stranded cartoon whale with oversized head, bulging eye on a chaotic German beach.
#481

Beached Bertie

Humpback Whale Stranded Again on Baltic Sea Coast

Apr 1, 2026

A grotesque cartoon frogfish with warts, bulging eyes, and a giant mouth wearing a lab coat, holding a test tube and fish tank. Underwater lab background.
#479

Domino the FrogFail

Warty Frogfish Raised in Captivity for the First Time

Mar 31, 2026

Greenland Grabber, a grotesque Trump-like figure, bungling a 'covert operation' in Greenland with exaggerated spy props and absurd iceberg details.
#475

Greenland Grabber

Accusations of 'Covert' Greenland Operation Uncovered

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting.
A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting. — 3D version
#456

Synchronized Sammy

Scientists Observe Teamwork in Sperm Whale Birth

Mar 28, 2026

A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter.
A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter. — 3D version
#443

Caffeinated Carl

Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Cocaine and Caffeine

Mar 27, 2026

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