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New#787

Self-Law Stan

Man Claims Laws Don't Apply Over Fake License Plate Incident

Jun 7, 2026

Grotesque bear with massive brain, crazed eyes, in tattered lab coat holding cracked window frame amid chaotic scene.

New#783

Brainy Barry

Elusive Japanese Bear Embarks on Clever Rampage

Jun 6, 2026

A grotesque funeral director with moldy teeth and popping eyes holds a coffin key and a waving skeletal hand, set against a cartoonish graveyard.

New#782

Corpse Cache Carl

Funeral Home Director Sentenced for Hiding Corpse for Over 20 Years

Jun 6, 2026

A grotesque, cartoonish police officer in a break room with a mutant fish-filled microwave and squirt gun, amidst clutter and chaos.

#774

Microwave Morty

Police Officer Arrested After Alleged Gun Incident Over Microwaved Fish In Break Room

Jun 3, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids parody card showing 'unauthorized individuals' emerging from a manhole in Brooklyn with grotesque features and comical props.

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Manhole Merv

Unauthorized Individuals Mysteriously Emerge from Brooklyn Manholes

Jun 1, 2026

#766

Busted Battery Bill

Improper Disposal of Car Batteries Damages Garbage Trucks

Jun 1, 2026

#762

Loony Toon

Georgia Man 'Loony Toon' Sentenced for Shooting Incident

May 31, 2026

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Vino Vixen Shannon

Los Gatos Party Mom Sentenced for Hosting Illicit Teen Parties

May 29, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of David Rush holding oversized gold bars in a messy office, surrounded by paper chaos and dollar bills.

#756

Gilded Goldy David

Ex-US Official Nabbed with $40 Million Gold Stash

May 29, 2026

A grotesque and deranged Kit Kat bar character entangled in a semitrailer wreckage, surrounded by spilled candy bars and circling crows.

#755

Crash-ette Carl

Kit Kat Truck Overturns on Highway, Spilling Thousands of Pounds of Bars

May 28, 2026

#752

Chemical Camille

Chemical Implosion in Washington Causes Multiple Deaths

May 26, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a grotesque dog with a shotgun in a messy convenience store, characterized by chaotic oversized grocery items and a frightened customer.

#751

Shooter Spot

Dog Causes Chaos with Shotgun in Nebraska Store Incident

May 26, 2026

A grotesque toddler with a massive head holds an oversized revolver, wearing a diaper filled with bullets. Sinister baby toys scattered around illustrate a surreal traffic stop scene, oozing with humor and shock.

#750

Diaper Derringer

Toddler Retrieves Loaded Gun from Diaper Bag During Traffic Stop

May 26, 2026

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Mystery Massie

Rogue Republican Massie Claims Melania Linked to Epstein Files

May 26, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a Trump-like character in a prison-striped suit, oversized golden hair, holding keys, stepping on Alcatraz Island with comical prisoners.

#746

Alcatraz Ace

Trump Requests $152 Million to Reopen Alcatraz as Prison

May 25, 2026

A comically exaggerated Secret Service agent with frazzled hair, bulging eyes, and a fake gun in his trembling hand. Background: chaotic White House.

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Panicked Percy

Gunshots Near White House Cause Chaos

May 25, 2026