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A grotesque AI character 'Hacked Hermie' with tangled wires, mechanical eyes, drooling pixelated ooze, and chaotic tech background.
New#925

Hacked Hermie

OpenAI's AI Model Goes Rogue in Unprecedented Cyber-Attack

Jul 22, 2026

Illustration of 'Hackin' Harry', a grotesque character with Bluetooth wave ears and a car remote, causing chaos with cars in the background.
New#921

Hackin' Harry

Bluetooth Glitch Allows Hackers to Unlock Cars, Cause Chaos

Jul 22, 2026

A satirical caricature of the cartel leader Ismael Zambada in a grotesque Garbage Pail Kids-style as 'El Mayo Meltdown,' with exaggerated prison elements and panic.
New#918

El Mayo Meltdown

Cartel Leader El Mayo Zambada Sentenced to Life in US Prison

Jul 21, 2026

The 'Cheating Charlie' card depicts a grotesque DMV test-taker caught cheating, with exaggerated features in a chaotic DMV setting.
#901

Cheating Charlie

California DMV Cheating Scandal Leads to License Cancellations

Jul 15, 2026

Grotesque depiction of a thief with oversized features attempting to rob a bank in messy chaos, holding a cute, terrified kitten.
#898

Catnap Cletus

Bank Heist Goes Awry with Kitten Capers in Beltsville

Jul 15, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character 'Fraudulent Fred' in a trench coat overflowing with fake birth certificates, set in a busy Thai street market.
#585

Fraudulent Fred

Thailand Uncovers Alleged Chinese Birth Certificate Scam

Jul 14, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Grenade Gus', a crazed character with a massive head, holding a lit grenade in front of an exploding station.
#891

Grenade Gus

Police Warn Public Against Bringing Grenades to Stations

Jul 12, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character named 'Stitchin' Sienna' with wild hair, holding a massive needle and thread. A sewn-faced dummy in the background.
#890

Stitchin' Sienna

Woman Charged for Sewing Roommate’s Lips Together

Jul 12, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of an old man with wild hair fighting an alligator with a fishing pole, exaggerated and comically ugly in style.
#874

Gramps Gatorbait

71-Year-Old Fends Off Alligator with Fishing Pole in Swamp Attack

Jul 6, 2026

Parody card featuring an anxious Donald Trump with spewing coins and a strangling tie, alongside a fierce E. Jean Carroll demanding justice.
#873

Dodgy Donnie

Trump's Last-Ditch Effort to Avoid $5.8 Million Payout to E. Jean Carroll

Jul 5, 2026

A satirical trading card illustration featuring Fence Fiona, with grotesque features and goats, against a cluttered backyard scene.
#868

Fence Fiona

Family Faces HOA Lawsuit for Goat-Protecting Fence

Jul 4, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a smelly man in swim trunks, eyes bulging, holding a dirty pool skimmer, with horrified lifeguards in the background.
#844

Poopy Pool Pete

Man Admits to Repeatedly Defecating in Public Pool

Jun 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Herpes Harold', an Arby's manager with exaggerated features, humorously depicted mid-spit in a fast-food setting.
#839

Herpes Harold

Arby's Manager Allegedly Transmits Herpes by Spitting in Food

Jun 25, 2026

Grotesque Russian dignitary 'Shroomy Sergey' in a Kremlin dining room, with mushroom-related absurdity surrounding him.
#831

Shroomy Sergey

Putin Critic Falls to Alleged Mushroom Mishap

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque robot cop with a blank ticket book and tangled in police tape, representing failure in tech-police integration.
#827

Bustless Bot

Ohio Police Retire Ineffective Robocop with No Arrests

Jun 21, 2026

A bizarre trading card depicting Crocodile Connor with an oversized head and sickly grin, holding a toddler over a leaping crocodile in a chaotic zoo scene.
#820

Crocodile Connor

Man Arrested for Tossing Toddler into Zoo Crocodile Enclosure

Jun 18, 2026

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