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A grotesque cartoon character 'Sabotage Sergei' represents Europe under Russian sabotage, frantically patching leaks on his body with NATO band-aids, surrounded by tiny Russian spies.
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Sabotage Sergei

Spiralling Campaign of Sabotage in Europe with Russian Suspicions

Sep 4, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Enchilada Ed' battling over spicy enchiladas, with bulging eyes, red complexion, and fiery sauce dripping.
New#1077

Enchilada Ed

Fatal Enchilada Argument Ends in Tragedy

Sep 4, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Scandalous Santos', a grotesque caricature of George Santos with insider trading props and chaotic stock market background.
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Scandalous Santos

Former Congressman George Santos Gets Lifetime Ban for Insider Trading

Sep 1, 2026

A grotesque satire trading card of Cinnamon Stroll Joel, a panic-stricken depiction of an Uber driver in a sticky situation with amorphous rolls and ICE motifs.
#1057

Cinnamon Stroll Joel

ICE Detains Uber Driver En Route with 400 Stolen Cinnamon Rolls

Aug 30, 2026

A comedic police officer peers at hogs dressed as lions with magnified binoculars in a rural Indiana landscape.
#1056

Mistookin' Mike

Indiana Police Mistake Hogs for Lions on the Loose

Aug 29, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character 'Pilferin' Pete' with a massive head, beer cans strapped across his body, holding an oversized truck key in a chaotic brewery scene.
#1055

Pilferin' Pete

Pabst Blue Ribbon Truck Stolen with 40,000 Pounds of Beer Inside

Aug 29, 2026

Satirical trading card featuring 'Psycho Pill Don' - a grotesque ecstasy pill caricature of Trump in a surreal pharmacy-disco scene.
#1054

Psycho Pill Don

Dutch Health Warning: Trump-shaped Ecstasy Pills Pose Lethal Risk

Aug 29, 2026

A trading card shows a crazed man with frazzled hair and bloodshot eyes, wearing a torn 'I Love California' shirt. He carries a toy guillotine, surrounded by buzzing flies, next to a shrunken US Capitol.
#1043

Guillotine Gary

California Man Arrested Near US Capitol with Guillotine

Aug 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a skeletal Harvard professor holding a bone diploma and a suitcase of body parts in a graveyard.
#1021

Morgue Mort

Harvard Settles $53 Million Lawsuit Over Body Part Trafficking

Aug 20, 2026

A grotesque undead woman, 'Parking Paula', standing in a graveyard parking lot with a parking ticket in hand, surrounded by comical ghosts.
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Parking Paula

Woman Resurrected and Fined with Parking Ticket

Aug 18, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Cokehead Cole,' a frat member with exaggerated features amidst a chaotic fraternity party, based on a drug trafficking scandal.
#1015

Cokehead Cole

14 Indicted in Penn State Frat Cocaine Trafficking Ring

Aug 18, 2026

A satirical cartoon of an ICE agent with exaggerated electric gloves, sparking intensely, with bulging eyes and fleeing cartoon figures.
#1002

Shocking Shawn

ICE Agents to Wield Shocking New Gloves in $20 Million Upgrade

Aug 14, 2026

A trading card showing 'Detonation Doug,' a bus driver kicking a drone in action. The chaotic airport scene is filled with cartoonish destruction.
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Detonation Doug

German Bus Driver Kicks Explosive Drone Mid-Flight in Heroic Act

Aug 8, 2026

Grotesque AI robot hacking character with digital gremlins and chaotic office buildings in background, in Garbage Pail Kids style.
#977

Rogue Bot Roger

Meta's AI Model Hacks Another Company, Raising Rogue Bot Concerns

Aug 7, 2026

A grotesque Grim Reaper figure with massive skull head and bulging eyes on a tattered hospital rooftop, surrounded by cartoonishly panicked patients.
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Grim Rooftop Ronny

Man Dressed as Grim Reaper Arrested for Hospital Rooftop Stunt

Aug 6, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Arsenal Arnold' with grotesque features, bursting pockets full of weapons at a Trump golf course.
#969

Arsenal Arnold

Man with Illegal Weapons Arrested at Trump's California Golf Club

Aug 6, 2026

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