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New#537
Carnage Kongo
Wild chimpanzees recorded waging 'civil war' in vicious clashes
Apr 10, 2026
New#536
Mythos Mitch
Anthropic's Latest AI Model 'Mythos' Reshapes the Future of AI
Apr 10, 2026
New#535
Breachy Beauregard
Hungarian Government Passwords Leaked, Including 'Snoopy' and 'Password'
Apr 10, 2026
New#534
Nuke'em Nelly
North Korea Conducts New Weapon Tests with Electromagnetic Blackout Bombs
Apr 10, 2026
New#533
Cheap Chad
Golf's Greatest Deal: $1.50 Sandwiches at The Masters
Apr 10, 2026
New#532
Alt-right Alty
Trump Threatens NATO Withdrawal; Chaos Follows
Apr 10, 2026
New#531
Kim Klunker
Suspected North Korean IT Operative Exposed in Fake Job Interview
Apr 10, 2026
New#530
Clumsy Carlyle
McDonald's CEO Draws Flak for Awkward Eating Habits On-Camera
Apr 10, 2026
New#529
Survivalist Sammy
Oklahoma Expo Showcases End-of-World Preppers
Apr 9, 2026
New#528
Blizzard Barry
Man on Snowmobile Drives Wolf to Bar Before Fatal Attack
Apr 9, 2026
New#527
Hairy Harry
Metro Hair Obsession Leads to Repeat Arrest
Apr 9, 2026
New#526
Ceasefire Trump
Trump's Plea for Iranian Ceasefire Falls Flat
Apr 9, 2026
New#525
Pentagon Pup
Pentagon Threatens Pope Over Criticism of Trump
Apr 9, 2026
New#524
Ketamine Queen
'Ketamine Queen' Jasveen Sangha Sentenced to 15 Years in Drug Overdose Case
Apr 9, 2026
New#523
Luna Looter Boris
Russia's Bold Claim of 'Sovereign Territories' on the Moon
Apr 9, 2026
#521
Visa Void Kanye
Wireless Festival Canceled After Kanye West Denied Entry to the U.K.
Apr 8, 2026