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Toke Trophy Ted
FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy
Jun 13, 2026
New#803
McMuffin Molly
Texas Woman Files Suit Over 'Unwholesome' Sausage McMuffin
Jun 13, 2026
New#802
El Nauseous Niño
El Niño Threatens to Alter Global Weather Patterns
Jun 12, 2026
New#801
Chocolate Chip Chuck
Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold
Jun 12, 2026
New#800
Parched Paddy
Scottish Travelers Face Beer Shortage During US Trip
Jun 12, 2026
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Brawler Biden
The White House Lawn Turns into a UFC Arena
Jun 12, 2026
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Rocket Rich
SpaceX IPO Sparks Greed Frenzy Among Executives and Banks
Jun 11, 2026
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Sawing Sukkot
Israeli MP Uses Electric Saw on School Gate in Arab Town
Jun 11, 2026
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Cultist Chris
Maine Man Charged with Forced Marriage and Satanic Ritual at Olive Garden
Jun 10, 2026
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Scrappy Siri
Apple's Siri AI Impresses in Initial Trials, But Investor Pessimism Prevails
Jun 10, 2026
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Phony Flyer Phil
Air Canada Pilot Flew Passengers with Fake License for Years
Jun 10, 2026
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Taco TNT Tom
Taco Truck Explosion Leaves Couple Airlifted to Hospital
Jun 10, 2026
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Flatulent Freddy
Scientists Determine Daily Fart Counts: What's Normal?
Jun 9, 2026
#791
Ignition Ike
Firework-Laden Trailer Ignites on Tennessee Highway
Jun 9, 2026
#790
Storm-Off Steve
Trump's Explosive Exit From 'Meet The Press' Interview
Jun 9, 2026
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Cranky Crutch Cliff
70-Year-Old Man Accused of Assault with Crutches in Jet Ski Lake Brawl
Jun 8, 2026