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Aquatic Ace Andy
Ukraine Innovatively Deploys Floating Drone Carrier Against Russia
Jun 15, 2026
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King Cagey
Former President Stages White House UFC Birthday Extravaganza
Jun 15, 2026
New#808
Munchie Merv
Researchers Study How Cannabis Affects Rats' Appetites
Jun 15, 2026
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Slack Cordana
Bungee Jump Blunder: Woman Falls to Death Without Safety Cord
Jun 14, 2026
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Elephantine Ernest
Live Elephant Causes Uproar at Texas GOP Convention
Jun 14, 2026
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Unsealed Orb
White House Releases New Batch of UFO Records Featuring Mysterious Orbs
Jun 13, 2026
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Toke Trophy Ted
FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy
Jun 13, 2026
#803
McMuffin Molly
Texas Woman Files Suit Over 'Unwholesome' Sausage McMuffin
Jun 13, 2026
#802
El Nauseous Niño
El Niño Threatens to Alter Global Weather Patterns
Jun 12, 2026
#801
Chocolate Chip Chuck
Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold
Jun 12, 2026
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Parched Paddy
Scottish Travelers Face Beer Shortage During US Trip
Jun 12, 2026
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Brawler Biden
The White House Lawn Turns into a UFC Arena
Jun 12, 2026
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Rocket Rich
SpaceX IPO Sparks Greed Frenzy Among Executives and Banks
Jun 11, 2026
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Sawing Sukkot
Israeli MP Uses Electric Saw on School Gate in Arab Town
Jun 11, 2026
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Cultist Chris
Maine Man Charged with Forced Marriage and Satanic Ritual at Olive Garden
Jun 10, 2026
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Scrappy Siri
Apple's Siri AI Impresses in Initial Trials, But Investor Pessimism Prevails
Jun 10, 2026