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New#692
Glaze Graeme
Krispy Kreme Unveils Limited Edition Orange Dreamsicle Doughnut
May 12, 2026
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Potholed Patty
Pothole Repair Truck Ironically Trapped in Its Own Work
May 12, 2026
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Tea-Toting Tommy
Reflecting on a Mother's Overwhelming Kindness
May 11, 2026
New#689
Drain Donald
Trump Declares New Septic Tanks 'Illegal DEI'
May 11, 2026
New#688
Tactical Trump
Trump Plans 'Election Integrity Army' for Midterms
May 11, 2026
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Governor Graphite
Oregon's Latest Governor Candidate: A Pencil Mock-Up
May 11, 2026
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Péter Puppet
Politician's Dance Moves Propel New Era in Hungary
May 11, 2026
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Alligator Abe
Amtrak Conductor Faces Alligator Mayhem After Harris County Train Crash
May 11, 2026
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Bulletproof Benny
Mississippi Billboard Warns: 'Firing Squad is Legal' to Criminals
May 9, 2026
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Bidder Baffler Brett
GameStop CEO's eBay Account Reinstated Amid Takeover Bid Stunt
May 9, 2026
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Recalling Ralph
Tesla Cybertruck Recall: Wheels May Fall Off
May 9, 2026
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Graveyard Gus
Space Engineers Forced to Dig Dog's Grave in Ambush
May 8, 2026
#680
Hung-Up Holy
Pope Left on Hold: A Customer Service Saga
May 8, 2026
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Chesty Clavicular
Influencer Charged After Ill-Fated Alligator Shooting Attempt
May 8, 2026
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Reptile Ron
Federal and State Officials Consider Closing Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz'
May 8, 2026
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Sinking Santiago
Mexico City Sinking Rapidly: NASA Captures from Space
May 8, 2026