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Cocaine Kardashian
UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line
May 19, 2026
New#724
Stunned Stewart
Jon Stewart Astonished by Trump's Outlandish Behavior
May 19, 2026
New#723
Bullet Bus Benny
California Plans 140 MPH 'Bullet Buses' Between L.A. and San Francisco
May 19, 2026
New#722
Slapstick Sydney
Sydney Sweeney's Wild Snake Wrestle Stuns Euphoria Fans
May 19, 2026
New#721
Solar Flora
Solar Plant Boosts Biodiversity with Flower Beds
May 18, 2026
New#720
Crypto Climbing Carl
Americans Arrested for Crypto Stunt in Zoo Enclosure
May 18, 2026
New#719
Truthful Col-Bear
Stephen Colbert Reflects on Two Decades of Defining Truthiness
May 18, 2026
New#718
Ticking Donald
Trump Warns Iran with New Threat Amid Stalled Peace Talks
May 18, 2026
New#717
CEO Chief Trump
Trump's Quirky Diplomacy: Deals of Unusual Nature
May 18, 2026
#716
Ballroom Bobbie
Senate Rules Against Funding for Trump's Ballroom in Budget Bill
May 17, 2026
#715
Gospel Gordon
USDA Secretary Faces Lawsuit Over Easter Email Controversy
May 17, 2026
#714
DNA Dan
Cops Solve Murders with Chewing Gum DNA Match
May 17, 2026
#713
Taxing Trump
Trump’s IRS Lawsuit Reveals $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Plot
May 17, 2026
#712
Drone Devlin
Ukraine's Drone Blitz Rocks Moscow as Largest Attack Yet
May 17, 2026
#711
Bargain Bin Donald
Trump Uses Taiwan Arms as Leverage in Trade Talks with China
May 17, 2026
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Titanic Terry
Scientists Discover Massive Titanosaur Dinosaur in Southeast Asia
May 16, 2026