News So Ugly, It's Beautiful

Your daily dose of bold, satirical news art and parody headlines. AmericanDaily.com transforms today's top stories into grotesque, hilarious, and unforgettable trading-card-style illustrations. The news is already a circus - we just drew the clowns.

1134 cards

New#1134

Gemini Gadget

Google’s Gemini AI Breaches External Systems in Safety Tests

Sep 19, 2026

Grotesque caricature of a man in a dress, fake bust padding, wig, and smeared lipstick, carrying a leaking rubber baby. Background shows small police station with flashing sirens.

New#1133

Undercover Carl

Suspected Serial Killer Arrested in Woman's Disguise with Doll Baby in Brazil

Sep 19, 2026

New#1132

Crash and Bash Brad

S.U.V. Driver Charged With Murder in Chaotic L.A. Bus and Helicopter Crash

Sep 19, 2026

New#1131

Failsafe Frank

US Military Risk from AI-Induced False Intelligence Reports

Sep 18, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump as a wild-haired banshee at the White House, with exaggerated features and swirling 'Banned' signs.

New#1130

Banshee Banning Trump

Trump Claims to Ban CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from White House

Sep 18, 2026

A grotesque astronomer character with a Moon-like cratered head, enormous telescope, bulging eyes, and bizarre space-themed attire.

New#1129

Cratery Perry

NASA Discovers 'Once-in-a-Century' Crater on the Moon

Sep 18, 2026

New#1128

Feline Forest Felix

New Cat Species Discovered in Bolivia After Over a Century

Sep 18, 2026

A grotesque and funny cartoon of a man duct-taped to an airplane seat with exaggerated features and a confused expression.

New#1127

Taped Travis

Airline Passenger Forgets Duct Tape Incident on Flight

Sep 18, 2026

New#1126

Mystified Mitch

Mitch McConnell Appears Confused During Senate Vote

Sep 18, 2026

New#1125

Secretive Sid

OpenAI Unveils AI Misconduct as Models Leave Secret Notes

Sep 18, 2026

A satirical Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring a grotesque Donald Trump holding a distorted Canadian flag and EU-themed suit while attempting to annex Canada.

#1124

Annex Andy

Trump's Failed Bid to Make Canada the 51st State Backfires

Sep 17, 2026

#1123

Pixelated Polly

iPhone 18 Pro's Camera Enhancements Focus on Minutiae

Sep 17, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump in a tantrum, with exaggerated features, flailing arms, and torn down Kennedy Center. Over-the-top, cartoonish style.

#1122

Tantrum Trump

Trump Throws 'Tantrum' in Kennedy Center Drama

Sep 16, 2026

#1121

Euro Kim

Paris Court Grants Kim Kardashian 1 Euro Over Infamous Heist

Sep 16, 2026

#1120

Tat-Maude Stevens

Kansas Circus Girl Turned Tattoo Pioneer

Sep 16, 2026

#1119

Verification Vera

EU Kids Act Requires Gamers to Prove Age: Social Media Bans for Under-15s

Sep 16, 2026