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Tick Tock Tommy
House Approves Bill for Permanent Daylight Saving Time
Jul 16, 2026
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Sweatin' Seth
Beat the Heat: Surviving Summer Without Air Conditioning
Jul 16, 2026
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Cheating Charlie
California DMV Cheating Scandal Leads to License Cancellations
Jul 15, 2026
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Smoky Mitch
Wildfire Smoke Returns to Michigan Affecting Air Quality
Jul 15, 2026
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Firefighter Fidel
Goat Lends a Hoof: Colorado Wildfire Firefighting Efforts Get Bizarre Support
Jul 15, 2026
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Catnap Cletus
Bank Heist Goes Awry with Kitten Capers in Beltsville
Jul 15, 2026
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Fraudulent Fred
Thailand Uncovers Alleged Chinese Birth Certificate Scam
Jul 14, 2026
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Crypto King Trump
Trump Invested Crypto Gains in Stocks and Bonds, Invests in Profit
Jul 14, 2026
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Tattered Ted
Study Reveals Plummeting Testosterone Levels in Men Over Half a Century
Jul 13, 2026
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Betting Bjorn
Norwegian Air Forced to Swap Instagram Logo After Losing Bet
Jul 13, 2026
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Morbid Donald
Trump Shares Macabre Fascination With Own Demise in Bizarre Post
Jul 12, 2026
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Bison Toss Bob
Tourist Launched by Bison in Chaotic Yellowstone Encounter
Jul 12, 2026
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Grenade Gus
Police Warn Public Against Bringing Grenades to Stations
Jul 12, 2026
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Stitchin' Sienna
Woman Charged for Sewing Roommate’s Lips Together
Jul 12, 2026
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Pitbull Shine
Pitbull Sets Record for Largest Bald Cap Gathering
Jul 11, 2026
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Count Trashcan
Count Binface Challenges Farage in Bizarre Clacton Byelection
Jul 11, 2026