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New#716
Ballroom Bobbie
Senate Rules Against Funding for Trump's Ballroom in Budget Bill
May 17, 2026
New#715
Gospel Gordon
USDA Secretary Faces Lawsuit Over Easter Email Controversy
May 17, 2026
New#714
DNA Dan
Cops Solve Murders with Chewing Gum DNA Match
May 17, 2026
New#713
Taxing Trump
Trump’s IRS Lawsuit Reveals $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Plot
May 17, 2026
New#712
Drone Devlin
Ukraine's Drone Blitz Rocks Moscow as Largest Attack Yet
May 17, 2026
New#711
Bargain Bin Donald
Trump Uses Taiwan Arms as Leverage in Trade Talks with China
May 17, 2026
New#710
Titanic Terry
Scientists Discover Massive Titanosaur Dinosaur in Southeast Asia
May 16, 2026
New#709
Bonded Builder Dalton
Builder Dalton Eatherly's Bond Set at $1.2M After Courthouse Incident
May 16, 2026
New#708
Bumbling Bee-rack
White House Buzzes with Chaos as Swarm of Bees Descends
May 16, 2026
New#707
Immortal Icarus
Man Spends Millions Chasing Immortality to Mixed Reactions
May 16, 2026
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Gaffe Glyphs
Hacker Twins Forget to End Recording, Stream Their Own Crimes
May 15, 2026
#705
Horrifying Hamas Harry
New Report Details Systematic Sexual Violence in Hamas Attacks
May 15, 2026
#704
Crabby Carl
Baltimore City Hall Spends $50K on Crab Cakes and Wings at Games
May 15, 2026
#703
Snorkel Kash
FBI Director's 'VIP Snorkel' Experience at Pearl Harbor Raises Eyebrows
May 15, 2026
#702
Pentagon Pete
Pentagon Faces Scrutiny Over $29 Billion Iran War Cost
May 14, 2026
#701
Prison Labor Patty
Alabama Woman Alleges Giving Birth on Prison Floor as Guards Watch
May 14, 2026