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Cockroach Janta
India’s 'Cockroach Party' Challenges Modi in a Viral Revolt
May 23, 2026
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Ocular Altman
Jared Leto and Sam Altman Team Up for Eyeball Scanning Concert Tour
May 23, 2026
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Beaver Britain
Britain Turns to Beavers as Innovative Flood Control
May 23, 2026
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Guzzlin' Gas Ghost
Trump Faces Symbolic Blow Over Rising Gas Prices
May 23, 2026
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Splatty Charles
Seagull Surprise for King Charles III: A Royal Mess
May 22, 2026
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Data Center Dave
Texans Resort to Prayer Over Data Center Expansion
May 22, 2026
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Passport Prez
Senators Oppose Trump's Face on U.S. Passports
May 22, 2026
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Cocaine Chapo
Russia Steps In to Save 'Cocaine Hippos' from Cull
May 22, 2026
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Manhole Mabel
Autopsy Reveals Cause of Death for Woman in NYC Manhole Incident
May 21, 2026
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Dirt Dish Dana
Maine School Mistakenly Serves 'Baked Dirt' to Students
May 21, 2026
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DNA Dan
De-Extinction Startup Hatches Live Chicks from Artificial Eggs
May 21, 2026
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Dumped Paul
Paul Schrader Says 'AI Girlfriend' Ends Relationship with 'Error' Message
May 20, 2026
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Manure Max
EU Depends on Cow Manure Due to Fertilizer Shortage
May 20, 2026
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Mossquito Cromwell
Irish Councillor Proposes Monument for Mosquito That 'Killed' Cromwell
May 20, 2026
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Cocaine Kardashian
UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line
May 19, 2026
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Stunned Stewart
Jon Stewart Astonished by Trump's Outlandish Behavior
May 19, 2026