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New#934
Pricey Patty
American Grocery Shopping Habits Shift Amidst 50-Year High Price Jumps
Jul 25, 2026
New#933
Blasted Elon
SpaceX's Starship Launch Delivers 'Soft Splashdown' in Test
Jul 25, 2026
New#932
Flyin' Donald
Rushed Effort to Secure Trump's New Air Force One Amidst Security Threats
Jul 25, 2026
New#931
Sweltering Satoshi
Japan Struggles with Extreme Heat, Coining New Terms
Jul 24, 2026
New#930
Smash 'n' Splash Orca
Scientists Study Orcas Exploading Sunfish as Entertainment
Jul 24, 2026
New#929
Fold'Ole Freddy
Samsung vs. Apple: The Foldable Phone Battle
Jul 24, 2026
#928
Screen-less Sacha
France Bans Social Media for Kids Under 15
Jul 23, 2026
#927
Drenched Dinesh
Protestors Dance Under Water Cannon to Beat the Heat in Patna
Jul 23, 2026
#926
Bison Basher
Bison Toss Incident at Yellowstone Goes Viral
Jul 23, 2026
#925
Hacked Hermie
OpenAI's AI Model Goes Rogue in Unprecedented Cyber-Attack
Jul 22, 2026
#924
Bombardment Bart
US Military Completes 11th Night of Strikes on Iran Amid Escalating Tensions
Jul 22, 2026
#923
Passport Percy
US Passport Power Plummets in Global Ranking
Jul 22, 2026
#922
Blustery Bertha
Tropical Storm Bertha Threatens Gulf Coast with Floods and Chaos
Jul 22, 2026
#921
Hackin' Harry
Bluetooth Glitch Allows Hackers to Unlock Cars, Cause Chaos
Jul 22, 2026
#920
Goalie Galore
Spain's World Cup Champions Parade Draws Massive Crowds
Jul 21, 2026
#919
Hunter Hidin'
Hunter Biden Criticizes D.C.'s 'Closeted Gay Mafia'
Jul 21, 2026