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A humorous trading card illustration of 'Blasted Elon', a caricature of Elon Musk with a rocket-shaped head, bulging eyes, and a chaotic space-themed background.
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Blasted Elon

SpaceX's Starship Launch Delivers 'Soft Splashdown' in Test

Jul 25, 2026

Fold'Ole Freddy, a grotesque character with a head like a folding smartphone, juggles multiple quirky foldable devices amid a neon-colored tech chaos.
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Fold'Ole Freddy

Samsung vs. Apple: The Foldable Phone Battle

Jul 24, 2026

A grotesque AI character 'Hacked Hermie' with tangled wires, mechanical eyes, drooling pixelated ooze, and chaotic tech background.
#925

Hacked Hermie

OpenAI's AI Model Goes Rogue in Unprecedented Cyber-Attack

Jul 22, 2026

Illustration of 'Hackin' Harry', a grotesque character with Bluetooth wave ears and a car remote, causing chaos with cars in the background.
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Hackin' Harry

Bluetooth Glitch Allows Hackers to Unlock Cars, Cause Chaos

Jul 22, 2026

A parody trading card showing 'Polluted Paul', with a water tower head leaking toxic AI sludge, bulging eyes, and a foaming mouth, wading through flooded data.
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Polluted Paul

Meta's AI Data Center Leaks Deadly Bacteria in Town Water System

Jul 10, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character with an oversized head and a decrepit car body, exhausted eyes bulging, in a chaotic 4th of July scene in San Francisco.
#877

Drained Dwayne

Waymo Cars Stuck in San Francisco on July 4th Drain Batteries

Jul 7, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Stylish Spy Sylvia', a spy with a giant head, wearing fashionable spy gear, holding a Vogue magazine. Background of a fashion runway-espionage lab mix.
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Stylish Spy Sylvia

Australian Spy Agency Turns to Vogue for STEM Recruits

Jul 7, 2026

A grotesque drone with a human face blares commands on a beach, chaotic winds swirl as sunbathers flee, 1980s Garbage Pail Kids style.
#861

Blaring Belarus Barry

Belarus Deploys Loudspeaker Drones for Beach Patrol

Jul 1, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a lifeguard, 'Tesla Travis', saving a submerged Tesla from a pool, with exaggerated and grotesque features.
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Tesla Travis

Lifeguard Saves Man After Tesla Drives Into Pool

Jun 29, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting 'Drone Zone Devon,' a parody of South Korea's military drone strategy featuring a soldier with a drone-shaped helmet.
#846

Drone Zone Devon

South Korea Ramps Up Drone Warrior Training to Bolster Defense

Jun 26, 2026

Trading card of a crazed gamer with a massive head, bulging eyes, gripping a joystick with an open pre-order box for GTA VI.
#842

Game-Addict Gus

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI Finally Open!

Jun 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a US pilot named 'Jellyfish Jake' in a panic with eerie 'jellyfish' drones swarming above, as his crumpling paper airplane falls.
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Jellyfish Jake

US Pilot Encounters 'Jellyfish' Drones Before Being Shot Down by Iran

Jun 23, 2026

A grotesque trading card showing 'Waterlogged Wally,' a driver with a massive head, in a Tesla sinking into a pool, alongside a heroic lifeguard with exaggerated muscles.
#832

Waterlogged Wally

Lifeguard Saves Driver After Tesla Takes a Dive into Pool

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque robot cop with a blank ticket book and tangled in police tape, representing failure in tech-police integration.
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Bustless Bot

Ohio Police Retire Ineffective Robocop with No Arrests

Jun 21, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Alerton Alien', a grotesque alien looking shocked, with a warped head and slime-dripping, amid panicked Brazilians clutching glowing phones under a saucer-dotted sky.
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Alerton Alien

Brazilians Shocked by Alien Invasion Alerts on Phones

Jun 21, 2026

An illustrated satirical trading card showing 'Meta Muncher', a grotesque tech executive with a vacuum mouth sucking up pixelated content in a parody courtroom.
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Meta Muncher

Judge Rules Blacked.com Can Sue Meta Over Content Scraping

Jun 19, 2026

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