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Grotesque trading card of Layoff Larry with exposed circuitry, bulging eyes, and slime, satirizing Meta's AI job cuts.
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Layoff Larry

Meta Announces 10% Workforce Reduction as AI Efforts Ramp Up

Apr 25, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids style card showing 'API Aidan', a character overwhelmed by a whirlwind of dollar bills, holding a giant rusty API key, surrounded by busted piggy banks and cloudy backgrounds.
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API Aidan

Google Cloud Customer Faces $18,000 Bill Due to Exposed API Key

Apr 24, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Absurd Altman', with exaggerated features, holding a melting gold record, a tiny Bruno Mars figurine, and surrounded by chaotic party remnants.
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Absurd Altman

Sam Altman's Orb Fakes Bruno Mars Partnership

Apr 23, 2026

Grotesque trading card of 'Pixel Patrick', an AI engineer with a computer monitor head spewing digital images, amid chaotic tech scenery.
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Pixel Patrick

ChatGPT's Enhanced Image Engine Astounds with New Features

Apr 23, 2026

A grotesque anthropomorphic Prego jar with a smartphone ear, surrounded by terrified utensils, looming over a chaotic spaghetti dinner scene.
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Prying Prego

Prego's Spy Gadget Raises Privacy Alarms Over Mealtime Recording

Apr 23, 2026

Grotesque, exaggerated illustration of Donald Trump holding a massive apple with Tim Cook's face, oversized puckered lips aiming at it.
#601

Pucker-up Trump

Trump Delivers Crude Tim Apple Tribute

Apr 22, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump, 'Truth-Bunkered Donny', with distorted features and a Truth Social phone against a ridiculous bunker backdrop.
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Truth-Bunkered Donny

Donald Trump's Truth Social Post Spurs Bunker Panic

Apr 21, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Elon Musk as 'Elon Faux', tangled in digital distortion, holding a warped smartphone in a chaotic tech-factory scene.
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Elon Faux

French Prosecutors Investigate Elon Musk Over Deepfake Allegations

Apr 21, 2026

Trading card of 'Fast-Paced Phil', a grotesque robot with bulging eyes sprinting across a finish line, leaving humans in dust.
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Fast-Paced Phil

Chinese Robot Sets World Half-Marathon Record

Apr 20, 2026

A grotesque tech CEO portrayed as a villain holding a manifesto in a dystopian cityscape with exaggerated features and vibrant colors.
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Malware Marc

Palantir's Manifesto Echoes Comic Villainy

Apr 20, 2026

Grotesque trading card depicting Tinder Takashi with a smartphone head, yen-stuffed mouth, in a cluttered room. Satirical representation of Japan's Tinder payment initiative.
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Tinder Takashi

Japanese Initiative: Earn 20,000 Yen for Tinder Usage

Apr 20, 2026

Trading card depicting a grotesque robot soldier with dented head, mismatched eyes, wires drooling from mouth, and sparking malfunctioning parts on a chaotic battlefield.
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Mechanized Myles

Ukraine Deploys 25,000 Ground Robots for Frontline Duty

Apr 20, 2026

A grotesque video game developer with bulging eyes and greasy hair, adjusting an 'incest dial' in an arcade setting.
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Patched Pete

Street Fighter 6 Receives Patch Over Family Connections Controversy

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque card of 'Trumpfone Tony' with a phone head displaying Trump's face, malfunctioning sparks, and gaudy attire set amid a launch party fiasco.
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Trumpfone Tony

Trump Mobile Debuts Gaudy Redesigned Phone with Political Undertones

Apr 15, 2026

A grotesque character with a massive head and bewildered expression holding a giant needle, surrounded by confusing blood test charts and clutter.
#567

Self-Testin' Timmy

DIY Blood Tests Leave Consumers Confused and Concerned

Apr 15, 2026

Trading card of a grotesquely exaggerated Pavel Durov with a giant encryption key amid melting apps, parodying tech privacy claims.
#554

Protected Pavel

Telegram Founder Durov Critiques WhatsApp's Encryption

Apr 13, 2026

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