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A grotesque cartoon 'Screwworm Wes,' resembling a giant fly, grins madly, with worms swarming from his mouth. He clutches a worm-infested burger and Texas map.
#777

Screwworm Wes

Flesh-Eating Screwworm Storms Back to Threaten Texas Cattle

Jun 4, 2026

A grotesque comedic illustration of 'Yeasty Yvonne', a mummy holding sourdough with ancient bread hieroglyphs.
#776

Yeasty Yvonne

Ancient Yeast Revived from Iceman Mummy to Bake Sourdough Bread

Jun 4, 2026

A grotesque, cartoonish police officer in a break room with a mutant fish-filled microwave and squirt gun, amidst clutter and chaos.
#774

Microwave Morty

Police Officer Arrested After Alleged Gun Incident Over Microwaved Fish In Break Room

Jun 3, 2026

A grotesque and deranged Kit Kat bar character entangled in a semitrailer wreckage, surrounded by spilled candy bars and circling crows.
#755

Crash-ette Carl

Kit Kat Truck Overturns on Highway, Spilling Thousands of Pounds of Bars

May 28, 2026

A comically grotesque character, resembling a gummy bear, is stuck in a toilet with a pained expression, clutching a bag labeled 'Trader Joe's Gutsy Gummies'.
#740

Gassy Gus

Trader Joe's Gummy Candy Causes Digestive Distress

May 23, 2026

A grotesque school cook serving dirt mistaken for food, with horrified students around, in a colorful cartoon style reminiscent of Garbage Pail Kids.
#730

Dirt Dish Dana

Maine School Mistakenly Serves 'Baked Dirt' to Students

May 21, 2026

A trading card shows 'Glaze Graeme', an exaggerated doughnut boy with a Krispy Kreme head, messy face and uniform, holding an orange dreamsicle doughnut.
#692

Glaze Graeme

Krispy Kreme Unveils Limited Edition Orange Dreamsicle Doughnut

May 12, 2026

A grotesque Taco Bell employee with a squirt gun, bulging eyes, and soda overflow, attacking two horrified customers hiding behind giant tacos.
#659

Vengeful Vinnie

Taco Bell Employee Allegedly Shoots Customers in Soda Dispute

May 4, 2026

A grotesque character named Noxious Nibby with exaggerated features holds a rat poison box and baby food jar in a chaotic scene with police lights.
#658

Noxious Nibby

Austrian Police Arrest Suspect After Rat Poison Found in Baby Food

May 3, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Wormy Willy', an animated soda cup with worms emerging, capturing the Paddock Lake McDonald's drink incident.
#639

Wormy Willy

Worms Found in Paddock Lake McDonald's Drinks After Health Inspection

Apr 30, 2026

A grotesque senator with a chicken head holds a rotisserie chicken, surrounded by a Capitol made of bones.
#609

Rotisserie Ron

New Bill to Allow Hot Rotisserie Chicken Purchases with SNAP Benefits

Apr 24, 2026

A grotesque anthropomorphic Prego jar with a smartphone ear, surrounded by terrified utensils, looming over a chaotic spaghetti dinner scene.
#604

Prying Prego

Prego's Spy Gadget Raises Privacy Alarms Over Mealtime Recording

Apr 23, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style illustration of a cartoonishly bloated Donald Trump with McDonald's, next to a confused delivery person holding Iran war questions.
#559

Fast-Food Donald

Trump Takes Iran War Questions After McDonald's DoorDash Arrival

Apr 14, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a grotesque character, 'Pickless Percy', at a ferry diner, aghast at their pickle-less plate.
#555

Pickless Percy

BC Ferries Passenger's White Spot Pickle Shortage Goes Viral

Apr 13, 2026

Grillin' Greg, a grotesque character with a cleaver, interacts hysterically with a meat-filled vending machine.
#546

Grillin' Greg

Bozeman Opens 24/7 Meat Vending Machine

Apr 12, 2026

A grotesque 'Cheap Chad' devours cheese sandwiches with golf clubs made of cheese sticks and a Masters scoreboard showing low prices at Augusta.
#533

Cheap Chad

Golf's Greatest Deal: $1.50 Sandwiches at The Masters

Apr 10, 2026

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