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A grotesque senator with a chicken head holds a rotisserie chicken, surrounded by a Capitol made of bones.
New#609

Rotisserie Ron

New Bill to Allow Hot Rotisserie Chicken Purchases with SNAP Benefits

Apr 24, 2026

A grotesque anthropomorphic Prego jar with a smartphone ear, surrounded by terrified utensils, looming over a chaotic spaghetti dinner scene.
New#604

Prying Prego

Prego's Spy Gadget Raises Privacy Alarms Over Mealtime Recording

Apr 23, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style illustration of a cartoonishly bloated Donald Trump with McDonald's, next to a confused delivery person holding Iran war questions.
#559

Fast-Food Donald

Trump Takes Iran War Questions After McDonald's DoorDash Arrival

Apr 14, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a grotesque character, 'Pickless Percy', at a ferry diner, aghast at their pickle-less plate.
#555

Pickless Percy

BC Ferries Passenger's White Spot Pickle Shortage Goes Viral

Apr 13, 2026

Grillin' Greg, a grotesque character with a cleaver, interacts hysterically with a meat-filled vending machine.
#546

Grillin' Greg

Bozeman Opens 24/7 Meat Vending Machine

Apr 12, 2026

A grotesque 'Cheap Chad' devours cheese sandwiches with golf clubs made of cheese sticks and a Masters scoreboard showing low prices at Augusta.
#533

Cheap Chad

Golf's Greatest Deal: $1.50 Sandwiches at The Masters

Apr 10, 2026

Trading card of Floater Felicia, holding a poisoned root beer float with a goofy detective outfit amidst a chaotic crime scene.
#505

Floater Felicia

Indiana Plot to Kill Unveiled by Poisoned Root Beer Float

Apr 5, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a grotesque Easter lamb cake with buttercream eyes and jelly bean features in a colorful, exaggerated style.
#503

Cake Eater Conner

Exploring the Quirky Tradition of Easter Lamb Cakes

Apr 4, 2026

Grotesque cartoon character Choco Chuckle with a chocolate bar head and a factory background, lampooning the unusual chocolate drug recall.
#500

Choco Chuckle

US Company Recalls Chocolates Contaminated with Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

Apr 4, 2026

Trading card of a comedic, grotesque cheesemaker with a cheese wedge head, using a drill to make cheese holes. Bright, exaggerated colors with a satirical tone.
#499

Hole-y Hank

Swiss Cheesemakers Revamp Emmental Holes Artificially

Apr 4, 2026

A grotesque character with a raw beef head and fast-food attire sits on a shopping cart in a supermarket aisle, surrounded by dollar bills turning into hamburgers.
#498

Beefy Bill

Ground Beef Now Costs More Than Federal Minimum Wage

Apr 3, 2026

Artificial Arlo, an exaggerated fast-food mascot with a grotesque sandwich-shaped head and fake meat features, stands in a parody fast-food setting.
#491

Artificial Arlo

Arby’s Shift to Non-Human Ingredients Backfires Hilariously

Apr 2, 2026

Grotesque chef with googly-eyed takeaway box fighting off seagulls adorned with exaggerated googly eyes, set in a chaotic seaside backdrop.
Grotesque chef with googly-eyed takeaway box fighting off seagulls adorned with exaggerated googly eyes, set in a chaotic seaside backdrop. — 3D version
#467

Googly Gus

Can Googly Eyes on Takeaway Boxes Deter Seagull Thieves?

Mar 29, 2026

A grotesque, chocolate-smeared character named 'KitKat Kip' with an oversized belly full of KitKats, surrounded by candy wrappers and a trashed warehouse background.
#461

KitKat Kip

Massive KitKat Heist Leaves Nestle Shocked

Mar 28, 2026

A grotesque fish character in a meat market, holding a '100% Beef!' sign, attempting to disguise itself as meat.
#435

Beefy Gill

Seafood Industry Tries Meat Makeover to Boost Fish Consumption

Mar 26, 2026

A satirical trading card of a grotesque bear named Boner Bear with sticky fur, messy honey pot, and little blue pills, surrounded by chaotic honey factory setting.
A satirical trading card of a grotesque bear named Boner Bear with sticky fur, messy honey pot, and little blue pills, surrounded by chaotic honey factory setting. — 3D version
#422

Boner Bear

FDA Recalls 'Boner Bear Honey' for Undeclared Ingredients

Mar 24, 2026

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