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A cartoon of 'Dippy Dan', an onion-headed chef frantically juggling tubs of onion dip, surrounded by a chaotic market scene.

Dippy Dan

Philadelphia Food Stand Flooded with 600 Mystery Onion Dip Tubs

Mar 10, 2026

A comically oversized chimp, 'Tipsy Terry', with spiraling eyes and matted fur, holds an oozing fermented fruit amid a vibrant jungle, embodying a drunken yet humorous scene.

Tipsy Terry

Chimpanzees' Taste for Fermented Fruit Sheds Light on Human Alcohol Origins

Mar 9, 2026

Cartoon trading card depicting a caricature named "Hunger Strike Hans" standing on a cracked "SNAP Cuts" platform, holding a giant stopwatch labelled "0:00" and a whip marked "All-or-Nothing", surrounded by skeletal grocery carts and anxious families with empty food-boxes, backdrop of a collapsed Senate podium with banner "We'll Feed You Tomorrow", top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM", bottom nameplate "HUNGER STRIKE HANS" with caption "When politics becomes hunger management."

Hunger Strike Hans

GOP Standoff Pushes Millions Toward Hunger as SNAP Funding Runs Dry

Nov 10, 2025