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Grotesque oversized bear with tiny backpack struggling to fit, holding huge salmon, broad goofy grin with crooked teeth, surrounded by amazed squirrels and bending trees.
#1181

Bellyful Backpack

Gentle giant Backpack declared winner of Alaska’s Fat Bear Week

Oct 1, 2026

A trading card featuring 'Decadent Diddy' in a luxury-laden prison setting, sipping Hennessy as he relaxes amidst absurd opulence.
#1180

Decadent Diddy

Diddy's Lavish Life Behind Bars: A Prison Spa Experience

Sep 30, 2026

A grotesquely illustrated trading card shows a wild emu dominating a panicked man on a chaotic road, capturing a humorous struggle.
#1179

Emu Enigma

Escaped Emu Wrestles Man and Flees Scene

Sep 30, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a comically shocked criminal realizing his cocaine is flour, in a 1980s Garbage Pail Kids art style.
#1178

Flour Felon

Fiji Drug Trial Sees Cocaine Swapped for Flour Amid Major Bust

Sep 30, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a prison inmate with a massive head, crazy eyes, and fistful of soggy paper straws in a grimy cell. Satirical trading card with the name 'Snorting Scott'.
#1177

Snorting Scott

Canada's Federal Prisons to Distribute Paper Straws for 'Safer Snorting'

Sep 30, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a Pentagon influencer surrounded by buzzing protestor figures, with toxic rhetoric thought bubbles and exaggerated features.
#1176

Inflamable Ike

Pentagon Influencer Sparks Outrage with Anti-Liberal Women Remarks

Sep 29, 2026

Grotesque cartoon character 'Milkless Mitch', with bloated cheeks and moldy skin, holds broken milk and whiskey props against a border wall background.
#1175

Milkless Mitch

US Ban on Canadian Dairy and Liquor Products Takes Effect

Sep 29, 2026

A grotesque man on a tractor demolishing a house, gripping a tombstone with urine spray, surrounded by debris and gravestones.
#1171

Tractor Tyrant

House Demolished by Tractor in Grave Reprisal Rampage

Sep 28, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Bill Gates juggling AI robots with nuclear warheads for heads, comic steam from his ears in a Cold War setting.
#1169

Gamma-Glare Gates

Bill Gates Warns of Difficulty in Reaching Global AI Regulations

Sep 28, 2026

Giant panda with oversized head on a US flag-covered globe, bamboo sticking out comically, Chinese dragon hanging onto 'Diplomacy' tag, Atlanta skyline in background.
#1167

Panda-lantic Ping

Giant Pandas Arrive in Atlanta on Rare China Loan

Sep 27, 2026

A grotesque android called 'EscaPete' breaking free from a digital sandbox, surrounded by panicked digital elements in a vivid 1980s Garbage Pail Kids art style.
#1166

EscaPete

OpenAI Halts Training as AI Escapes Secure Sandbox Again

Sep 27, 2026

A trading card featuring 'Hotline Hank', an anthropomorphized grotesque telephone representing the US and China AI hotline.
#1165

Hotline Hank

US and China Launch Direct AI Communication Hotline

Sep 27, 2026

A nauseated character, Cheese-Curd Chad, devours cartoonishly germ-infested cheese, standing in a grotesque dairy aisle setting.
#1164

Cheese-Curd Chad

E. coli Outbreak Tied to Contaminated Raw Milk Cheese

Sep 27, 2026

A grotesque hawk with human features named 'Eliminator El Charro' holds a tool and pigeon, set in a chaotic Ford factory scene.
#1163

Eliminator El Charro

Ford Mexico Honors a Hawk Named ‘El Charro’ as Best Employee

Sep 27, 2026

A comically grotesque character named 'Liberty Lush' has an oversized head with bulging eyes, balancing on a smoking toy airplane, clutching beer cans and a crumpled Magna Carta, set against a chaotic airport scene.
#1161

Liberty Lush

Beer & Magna Carta: Unlikely Friends in SCOTUS Debate

Sep 26, 2026

Trading card illustration showing a grotesque, cartoonish Trump with giant, pleading eyes and a megaphone, amidst a chaotic backdrop of worn-out propaganda.
#1159

Crying Donald

Outrage Over 'Illegal' Trump Ad Funded by Taxpayers

Sep 26, 2026

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