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Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a smelly man in swim trunks, eyes bulging, holding a dirty pool skimmer, with horrified lifeguards in the background.
#844

Poopy Pool Pete

Man Admits to Repeatedly Defecating in Public Pool

Jun 26, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Ye as 'Mangled Yeezy' with a twisted expression and bizarre props, performing on a warped concert stage.
#843

Mangled Yeezy

San Antonio Requests Ye Avoid Controversial Content at July 4 Concert

Jun 26, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump grinning evilly at a desk surrounded by broken voting machines and scurrying GOP gremlins. Laugh-out-loud satirical chaos.
#610

Turbulent Trump

Trump's Alleged Scheme Shocks Own Party

Jun 25, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Herpes Harold', an Arby's manager with exaggerated features, humorously depicted mid-spit in a fast-food setting.
#839

Herpes Harold

Arby's Manager Allegedly Transmits Herpes by Spitting in Food

Jun 25, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump with exaggerated features, holding a broken heart labeled 'USA' and 'Israel', as a tiny Netanyahu puppet perches on his shoulder.
#837

Threatening Trumpy

Trump Threatened Netanyahu With 'Divorce', New Book Reveals

Jun 24, 2026

A satirical trading card cartoon of 'Scorchin' Sheldon', a sweaty character with a shrinking suit at an ironic heat-canceled climate event.
#836

Scorchin' Sheldon

Climate Event on Extreme Heat Cancelled Due to Extreme Heat

Jun 24, 2026

Grotesque parody of Elon Musk with a massive rocket-shaped head, bulging eyes, burned suit, and limp rockets, symbolizing fall from trillionaire status.
#835

Fallen Frame

Elon Musk Plummets From Trillionaire Throne as SpaceX Stock Nosedives

Jun 24, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a US pilot named 'Jellyfish Jake' in a panic with eerie 'jellyfish' drones swarming above, as his crumpling paper airplane falls.
#833

Jellyfish Jake

US Pilot Encounters 'Jellyfish' Drones Before Being Shot Down by Iran

Jun 23, 2026

A grotesque trading card showing 'Waterlogged Wally,' a driver with a massive head, in a Tesla sinking into a pool, alongside a heroic lifeguard with exaggerated muscles.
#832

Waterlogged Wally

Lifeguard Saves Driver After Tesla Takes a Dive into Pool

Jun 22, 2026

Grotesque Russian dignitary 'Shroomy Sergey' in a Kremlin dining room, with mushroom-related absurdity surrounding him.
#831

Shroomy Sergey

Putin Critic Falls to Alleged Mushroom Mishap

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque character with bees swarming around, sitting on an overturned truck with bee-related features, in a cartoonish, exaggerated style.
#830

Beekeeper Buzzy

Truck Overturn Releases Millions of Bees Causing Chaos

Jun 22, 2026

A trading card with 'Greenland Guru', depicting a U.S. official with a shrimp-shaped head and antennae, highlighting the bizarre proposal of annexing Greenland to save Red Lobster's shrimp.
#829

Greenland Guru

US Official Proposes Greenland Annexation to Save Red Lobster

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque caricature of John Cafaro puffing a cigar, with an overfilled briefcase, at the Lincoln Memorial pool packed with rubber ducks.
#828

Cunning Cafaro

Cigar-Puffing Trump Crony Lands Million-Dollar Memorial Contract

Jun 21, 2026

A grotesque robot cop with a blank ticket book and tangled in police tape, representing failure in tech-police integration.
#827

Bustless Bot

Ohio Police Retire Ineffective Robocop with No Arrests

Jun 21, 2026

A grotesque TV news anchor with wild hair and bulging eyes desperately shouting into a mic that's exploding with 'LOST!', surrounded by chaotic studio graphics.
#826

Foxed Frenzy

Fox News Allies Unsettled as Trump Loss Admitted Live on Air

Jun 21, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Alerton Alien', a grotesque alien looking shocked, with a warped head and slime-dripping, amid panicked Brazilians clutching glowing phones under a saucer-dotted sky.
#825

Alerton Alien

Brazilians Shocked by Alien Invasion Alerts on Phones

Jun 21, 2026

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