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A grotesque satirical illustration of 'FIFA Fielder', a character with a soccer ball head holding a $450 grass patch, symbolizing commercialization in sports.
#887

FIFA Fielder

FIFA Sells World Cup Final Field in $450 Pieces

Jul 11, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of No-View Nelly in an airplane seat, face pressed against a fake window. Bright colors and exaggerated features in Garbage Pail Kids style.
#883

No-View Nelly

United Faces Legal Turbulence Over Faux 'Window Seats'

Jul 10, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as 'Ballroom Bart', wielding a golden hammer and holding chaotic blueprints, amidst a half-built opulent ballroom.
#860

Ballroom Bart

Trump's Secret $500M White House Ballroom Contract Revealed

Jun 30, 2026

A satirical trading card of Donald Trump with exaggerated features, holding a golden pickaxe. His sons hold bags of cash. Background includes fake jewels and coins.
#852

Digger Don

Trump Mining Deal: Sons Set to Benefit

Jun 28, 2026

A grotesque airline steward named Turbulent Todd mischievously tags luxury airplane seats with 'Do Not Sit' signs, amid spikes and fluffy clouds.
#850

Turbulent Todd

Airlines Install Luxury Seats No One Can Sit In

Jun 28, 2026

Grotesque parody of Elon Musk with a massive rocket-shaped head, bulging eyes, burned suit, and limp rockets, symbolizing fall from trillionaire status.
#835

Fallen Frame

Elon Musk Plummets From Trillionaire Throne as SpaceX Stock Nosedives

Jun 24, 2026

A grotesque caricature of John Cafaro puffing a cigar, with an overfilled briefcase, at the Lincoln Memorial pool packed with rubber ducks.
#828

Cunning Cafaro

Cigar-Puffing Trump Crony Lands Million-Dollar Memorial Contract

Jun 21, 2026

A cartoonish depiction of 'Stumblebuck Steve', a blundering barista with a coffee cup stuck on his head. Chaos ensues around him with spilled coffee, scattered beans, and apology notes.
#813

Stumblebuck Steve

Starbucks Korea Shuts Down for History Lesson Following 'Tank Day' Fiasco

Jun 16, 2026

A grotesque pot shop clerk with a bong resembling the World Cup trophy, amidst a chaotic backdrop of cluttered soccer balls and smoke.
#804

Toke Trophy Ted

FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy

Jun 13, 2026

A comical card of 'Chocolate Chip Chuck', a scammer tricked into accepting chocolate coins instead of gold. Grotesque features, surrounded by chocolate coins.
#801

Chocolate Chip Chuck

Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold

Jun 12, 2026

Grotesque SpaceX executive 'Rocket Rich' with a rocket-shaped head, money flying from his mouth, standing on bankers with 'Junior Role' papers.
#798

Rocket Rich

SpaceX IPO Sparks Greed Frenzy Among Executives and Banks

Jun 11, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Jared Kushner with a flamingo head, resort outfit, and protest scene background. There's chaos around with protestors and pink slime.
#778

Fumbling Flamingo Kushner

Albania's 'Flamingo Revolution' Turns Heat on Kushner's Resort Plans

Jun 5, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Warlike Wally', a grotesque defense contractor holding a sparking weapon amid maps and dollar explosions.
#775

Warlike Wally

Anduril's War Games: The Risks of Unproven Weaponry in Indo-Pacific

Jun 3, 2026

A comically grotesque character, resembling a gummy bear, is stuck in a toilet with a pained expression, clutching a bag labeled 'Trader Joe's Gutsy Gummies'.
#740

Gassy Gus

Trader Joe's Gummy Candy Causes Digestive Distress

May 23, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Cocaine Kardashian' with exaggerated features, underwear stuffed with white powder, in a chaotic customs scene.
#725

Cocaine Kardashian

UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line

May 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature of President Trump as 'CEO Chief Trump' with exaggerated features, cash, and a 'DEAL' stamp amid chaotic Chinese-themed background.
#717

CEO Chief Trump

Trump's Quirky Diplomacy: Deals of Unusual Nature

May 18, 2026

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