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A grotesque tech executive with a computer-like head, wires sticking out, dressed in grimy attire and circuit patterns. He holds a broken monitor oozing green text 'You Own Nothing!' with a background of electronic waste.
New#542

Broken Byte Benny

Framework CEO Declares PC Industry is Dead, Advocates for Ownable Computers

Apr 11, 2026

Grotesque trading card featuring Mythos Mitch, an AI monster composed of circuit boards and digital detritus, towering over terrified humans.
New#536

Mythos Mitch

Anthropic's Latest AI Model 'Mythos' Reshapes the Future of AI

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque parody of McDonald's CEO with a golden arches wig awkwardly eating a small burger while his mom puppet controls him in the background.
New#530

Clumsy Carlyle

McDonald's CEO Draws Flak for Awkward Eating Habits On-Camera

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque, caricatured Donald Trump floats above a chaotic stock market, pressing a 'Pause' button on a massive remote. Satirical trading card art.
#520

Dow Ding-a-ling Don

Dow Rises Over 1000 Points as Trump Pauses Iran Attacks

Apr 8, 2026

A grotesque satirical trading card of a Miami billionaire on a gold-plated helicopter rotor with flying money and melting assets.
#504

Chopper Cash Clyde

Miami Billionaires' Extravagant $1,000-a-Minute Commute

Apr 4, 2026

Trading card of 'Crash Denier Donny', a Trump-like figure with money-filled ears ignoring economic warnings, surrounded by chaotic financial signs.
#501

Crash Denier Donny

Trump Blocks Government Economic Warning Signals

Apr 4, 2026

Grotesque cartoon character Choco Chuckle with a chocolate bar head and a factory background, lampooning the unusual chocolate drug recall.
#500

Choco Chuckle

US Company Recalls Chocolates Contaminated with Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

Apr 4, 2026

Trading card of a comedic, grotesque cheesemaker with a cheese wedge head, using a drill to make cheese holes. Bright, exaggerated colors with a satirical tone.
#499

Hole-y Hank

Swiss Cheesemakers Revamp Emmental Holes Artificially

Apr 4, 2026

Artificial Arlo, an exaggerated fast-food mascot with a grotesque sandwich-shaped head and fake meat features, stands in a parody fast-food setting.
#491

Artificial Arlo

Arby’s Shift to Non-Human Ingredients Backfires Hilariously

Apr 2, 2026

A GPK-style grotesque astronaut of Elon Musk holding a rocket bank amid space-themed chaos, representing SpaceX's IPO.
#490

Galactic Gadabout

SpaceX Files for IPO, Eyeing Galactic Market Debut

Apr 2, 2026

Satirical illustration of 'Ballroom Blocked Donald', resembling Trump with a collapsing ballroom on his head and oversized gavel, surrounded by chaos.
#488

Ballroom Blocked Donald

Judge Halts Trump's White House Ballroom Project

Apr 2, 2026

A satirical card showing a slimy insurance agent with a greedy grin, clutching a large nickel, and stamping 'CANCELLED' on health coverage.
#484

Nickel Nasty

Insurer Dropping Coverage Over Unpaid Nickel

Apr 1, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn. — 3D version
#452

Correction Carl

Dow Plummets Nearly 800 Points, Triggering Correction

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque character 'Binging Brenda' with a TV-shaped head crying over dollar signs due to Netflix price hikes, surrounded by streaming chaos.
#449

Binging Brenda

Netflix Increases Streaming Subscription Prices Yet Again

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque tanker captain leaking oil with a seagull on his shoulder, satirizing UK-Russia oil tanker tensions.
#442

Spillin’ Spencer

Russia Condemns UK's Plan to Stop Oil Tankers

Mar 27, 2026

Cartoon of an OnlyFans exec with a piggy bank head spilling coins, tight suit with bursting buttons, holding merchandise, and standing on cash.
#440

OnlyBans Stan

The Frenzied Race to Sell OnlyFans Amidst Rising Popularity

Mar 26, 2026

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