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Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Cocaine Kardashian' with exaggerated features, underwear stuffed with white powder, in a chaotic customs scene.
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Cocaine Kardashian

UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line

May 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature of President Trump as 'CEO Chief Trump' with exaggerated features, cash, and a 'DEAL' stamp amid chaotic Chinese-themed background.
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CEO Chief Trump

Trump's Quirky Diplomacy: Deals of Unusual Nature

May 18, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Ballroom Bobbie', a politician frantically trying to save a ballroom sinking in a pile of cash on a chaotic Senate floor.
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Ballroom Bobbie

Senate Rules Against Funding for Trump's Ballroom in Budget Bill

May 17, 2026

A grotesque figure called 'Immortal Icarus' injects an immortality serum, amidst money spilling, peeling band-aids, and cluttered lab failures.
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Immortal Icarus

Man Spends Millions Chasing Immortality to Mixed Reactions

May 16, 2026

Cartoonish trading card of a Trump-headed skyscraper with spewing green gas, surrounded by Australian animals and a 'SCRAPPED' sign.
#698

Toppled Tower Trump

Australian Trump Tower Abandoned Due to Brand Image

May 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of e.l.f. Cosmetics co-founder Scott Vincent Borba as a priest, clutching a huge cross, with a halo of dollar bills and makeup-stained robe.
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Pious Vincent

e.l.f. Cosmetics Founder Becomes Catholic Priest, Trades Fortune for Faith

May 13, 2026

A trading card shows 'Glaze Graeme', an exaggerated doughnut boy with a Krispy Kreme head, messy face and uniform, holding an orange dreamsicle doughnut.
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Glaze Graeme

Krispy Kreme Unveils Limited Edition Orange Dreamsicle Doughnut

May 12, 2026

Trading card of GameStop CEO as 'Bidder Baffler Brett' with exaggerated features holding a melting eBay sign, dollar bills flying out, and a chaotic background.
#683

Bidder Baffler Brett

GameStop CEO's eBay Account Reinstated Amid Takeover Bid Stunt

May 9, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a Tesla Cybertruck with detached wheels, exaggerated panicked features, in a chaotic car lot scene.
#682

Recalling Ralph

Tesla Cybertruck Recall: Wheels May Fall Off

May 9, 2026

A grotesque pope character tangled in phone wires, with a twisted, frustrated expression, in a chaotic bank office setting.
#680

Hung-Up Holy

Pope Left on Hold: A Customer Service Saga

May 8, 2026

A grotesque character with a head like a Spirit Airlines plane, holding a TikTok phone and a jar of cash, surrounded by flying dollar bills.
#664

GoFund Fred

Crowdfunding Campaign to Buy Spirit Airlines Takes Off on TikTok

May 5, 2026

A grotesque pilot holding a toy plane, surrounded by chaos; Spirit Airlines neon sign falling. Satirical trading card design.
#661

Turbulent Tom

Spirit Airlines Shuts Down Amid Chaos, Leaving Travelers Stranded

May 4, 2026

A grotesque airline executive with an oversized head and mismatched eyebrows in disarray, clutching a crumpled bailout letter, surrounded by chaotic airport tarmac scene.
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Grounded Grant

Spirit Airlines Shutdown Shocks Passengers, Government Bailout Fails

May 2, 2026

Grotesque trading card of Layoff Larry with exposed circuitry, bulging eyes, and slime, satirizing Meta's AI job cuts.
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Layoff Larry

Meta Announces 10% Workforce Reduction as AI Efforts Ramp Up

Apr 25, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids style card showing 'API Aidan', a character overwhelmed by a whirlwind of dollar bills, holding a giant rusty API key, surrounded by busted piggy banks and cloudy backgrounds.
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API Aidan

Google Cloud Customer Faces $18,000 Bill Due to Exposed API Key

Apr 24, 2026

A satirical trading card depicts 'Turbulent Trump' with airplane-wing hair, holding a toy-like Spirit Airlines plane, amidst stormy skies and worried elephants.
#610

Turbulent Trump

Trump Considers Buying Spirit Airlines as Government Venture

Apr 24, 2026

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