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Grotesque caricature of a pompous art collector holding a broken vacuum like a valuable artifact, surrounded by trash bags and buzzing flies.
New#1089

Vacuum Victor

Art Collector Mistakenly Bids $4,000 on Junk Vacuum

Sep 7, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Jensen Huang with a GPU head, bulging dollar-sign eyes, and an anthropomorphic Hugging Face logo hugging him, amidst AI-themed chaos.
#1080

Jensen Juggernaut

Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang Nears $200 Billion Net Worth After Hugging Face Acquisition

Sep 5, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with oversized head, orange hair, bulging eyes, at a messy negotiation table with absurd props like a rubber chicken and sticky maple syrup.
#1058

Trade-Chump Trump

Trump's Trade Negotiations with Canada: A Tale of Chaos and Confusion

Aug 30, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character 'Pilferin' Pete' with a massive head, beer cans strapped across his body, holding an oversized truck key in a chaotic brewery scene.
#1055

Pilferin' Pete

Pabst Blue Ribbon Truck Stolen with 40,000 Pounds of Beer Inside

Aug 29, 2026

A comedic Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card depicting 'Tariff Tinkle Tommy' with a toilet paper roll head in a chaotic bathroom scene.
#1047

Tariff Tinkle Tommy

Tariffs Threaten to Raise Toilet Paper Prices Amid US-Canada Tensions

Aug 27, 2026

Satirical trading card of Elon Musk transforming into a rocket, with swamp-themed launch pad background and exaggerated features.
#1045

Spacey Elon

SpaceX's $100 Billion Louisiana Launch Site Plan

Aug 26, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as 'Canada Thwump', pouting with bulging eyes, holding a torn flag and NAFTA agreement amidst mocking Canadian wildlife.
#1044

Canada Thwump

Trump Laments Over Canadian Trade Standoff

Aug 26, 2026

Grotesque Sheikh in dragon robe on Eiffel coaster, swirling euros and Dragon Balls in chaotic fusion of cultures.
#1038

Theme Park Tariq

Saudi Arabia and France Partner on $7 Billion Dragon Ball Z Theme Park Near Paris

Aug 25, 2026

A grotesque caricature of 'Tariff Carney" tangled in US-Canada tariff battle, laden with bizarre taxed goods and chaotic symbols of nationalism.
#1037

Tariff Carney

Latest US-Canada Trade War Tariffs Include Bizarre Goods

Aug 24, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring Ballroom Barry, a chaotic construction worker surrounded by extravagant, half-built ballroom decor.
#1030

Ballroom Barry

Supreme Court Greenlights Trump's $400M Ballroom Project

Aug 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character with a green weed-shaped head, bulging eyes and missing teeth, stands amid fire and smoke, holding a joint and malfunctioning fire extinguisher.
#1027

Smokey Bud-Gale

Cannabis Facility Blazes as Fire Rips Through High River Plant

Aug 21, 2026

A grotesque character with a burning car grill head amidst a junkyard, embodying the chaos of cars being recalled for spontaneously combusting.
#1016

Inferno Igor

Massive Recall: Parked Cars Spontaneously Combust

Aug 18, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Mike Lindell with a pillow-shaped head, refusing to concede, surrounded by ballots and MyPillow products.
#1003

Pillow Delusional

Mike Lindell Refuses to Concede Minnesota Gubernatorial Primary Loss

Aug 14, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Truth Economize Trump' with a giant golden magnifying glass head, dollar sign eyes, wearing a dollar-bill tuxedo, holding a $100K contract, with chaotic social media and legal imagery.
#1000

Truth Economize Trump

Trump Faces Lawsuit Over Selling Advance Access to Truth Social

Aug 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Mike Lindell with wild hair, holding a burning pillow and ballot amidst flames, in a satirical trading card style.
#998

Livid Lindell

Mike Lindell's Fiery Collapse Over Trump Allegiance

Aug 13, 2026

A grotesque illustration of Joystick Jake, blending air traffic control with video gaming. Surrounded by chaotic props and screens, embodying the absurdity of mixing gamers with aviation duties.
#990

Joystick Jake

US Enlists Video Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers

Aug 11, 2026

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