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Grotesque trading card of Layoff Larry with exposed circuitry, bulging eyes, and slime, satirizing Meta's AI job cuts.
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Layoff Larry

Meta Announces 10% Workforce Reduction as AI Efforts Ramp Up

Apr 25, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids style card showing 'API Aidan', a character overwhelmed by a whirlwind of dollar bills, holding a giant rusty API key, surrounded by busted piggy banks and cloudy backgrounds.
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API Aidan

Google Cloud Customer Faces $18,000 Bill Due to Exposed API Key

Apr 24, 2026

A satirical trading card depicts 'Turbulent Trump' with airplane-wing hair, holding a toy-like Spirit Airlines plane, amidst stormy skies and worried elephants.
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Turbulent Trump

Trump Considers Buying Spirit Airlines as Government Venture

Apr 24, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Absurd Altman', with exaggerated features, holding a melting gold record, a tiny Bruno Mars figurine, and surrounded by chaotic party remnants.
#607

Absurd Altman

Sam Altman's Orb Fakes Bruno Mars Partnership

Apr 23, 2026

Grotesque, exaggerated illustration of Donald Trump holding a massive apple with Tim Cook's face, oversized puckered lips aiming at it.
#601

Pucker-up Trump

Trump Delivers Crude Tim Apple Tribute

Apr 22, 2026

A grotesque tech CEO portrayed as a villain holding a manifesto in a dystopian cityscape with exaggerated features and vibrant colors.
#594

Malware Marc

Palantir's Manifesto Echoes Comic Villainy

Apr 20, 2026

A grotesque trading card illustration of a human in a bear suit with exaggerated facial features, cash spilling from pockets, and a massive fake insurance claim form.
#585

Fraudulent Fred

Trio Sentenced for Bear Suit Insurance Fraud

Apr 18, 2026

A grotesque cruise passenger with a giant tequila bottle, sunburned skin, and a bursting belly on a tilting cruise deck, surrounded by tequila spills.
#575

Tequila Tommy

Cruise Passenger Wins Damages After Downing 14 Shots of Tequila

Apr 16, 2026

A parody trading card showing Altering Al, a grotesque character with a sneaker head, tangled laces, and digital tongue. He holds a glowing AI brain beside dollar butterflies in a hybrid shoe-tech store.
#571

Altering Al

Allbirds Shifts from Shoes to AI, Stock Skyrockets 700%

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque card of 'Trumpfone Tony' with a phone head displaying Trump's face, malfunctioning sparks, and gaudy attire set amid a launch party fiasco.
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Trumpfone Tony

Trump Mobile Debuts Gaudy Redesigned Phone with Political Undertones

Apr 15, 2026

A grotesque scene of 'Warehouse Wally', an Amazon worker with exaggerated sickly features, collapsed on the warehouse floor, while oblivious coworker drones continue working.
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Warehouse Wally

Amazon Worker Dies on Warehouse Floor as Colleagues Continue Working

Apr 15, 2026

Grillin' Greg, a grotesque character with a cleaver, interacts hysterically with a meat-filled vending machine.
#546

Grillin' Greg

Bozeman Opens 24/7 Meat Vending Machine

Apr 12, 2026

A grotesque tech executive with a computer-like head, wires sticking out, dressed in grimy attire and circuit patterns. He holds a broken monitor oozing green text 'You Own Nothing!' with a background of electronic waste.
#542

Broken Byte Benny

Framework CEO Declares PC Industry is Dead, Advocates for Ownable Computers

Apr 11, 2026

Grotesque trading card featuring Mythos Mitch, an AI monster composed of circuit boards and digital detritus, towering over terrified humans.
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Mythos Mitch

Anthropic's Latest AI Model 'Mythos' Reshapes the Future of AI

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque parody of McDonald's CEO with a golden arches wig awkwardly eating a small burger while his mom puppet controls him in the background.
#530

Clumsy Carlyle

McDonald's CEO Draws Flak for Awkward Eating Habits On-Camera

Apr 10, 2026

A grotesque, caricatured Donald Trump floats above a chaotic stock market, pressing a 'Pause' button on a massive remote. Satirical trading card art.
#520

Dow Ding-a-ling Don

Dow Rises Over 1000 Points as Trump Pauses Iran Attacks

Apr 8, 2026

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