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Grotesque caricature of Trump operating a malfunctioning backhoe, dollar bills spewing, satirical Social Security deficit theme.
#462

Backhoe Don

President Trump's Multibillion Dollar Social Security Gap

Mar 29, 2026

A grotesque, chocolate-smeared character named 'KitKat Kip' with an oversized belly full of KitKats, surrounded by candy wrappers and a trashed warehouse background.
#461

KitKat Kip

Massive KitKat Heist Leaves Nestle Shocked

Mar 28, 2026

A grotesque Secret Service agent with a bleeding leg and shocked expression at an airport, surrounded by chaos.
#460

Shotgun Bill

Secret Service Agent's Mishap: Accidental Airport Shooting

Mar 28, 2026

A cartoonishly exaggerated JD Vance with bulging eyes and frazzled hair, spitting out tiny demons while holding a crucifix. Neon, grotesque style.
#459

Demonizing JD

JD Vance Claims Aliens Are Actually Demons

Mar 28, 2026

A grotesquely exaggerated Houthi fighter with bulging eyes, massive head, oozing missile, chaotic wartime setting, and a comically dangerous pose.
#458

Missile Maniac

Houthi Missile Strikes on Israel Escalate Tensions with Iran

Mar 28, 2026

Grinning Trump caricature with oversized head near Strait of Hormuz, labeled 'Strait of Trump' in oil slick; gold Mar-a-Lago nearby.
#457

Strait-Wise Trump

Trump Renames Strait of Hormuz to 'Strait of Trump'

Mar 28, 2026

A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting.
A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting. — 3D version
#456

Synchronized Sammy

Scientists Observe Teamwork in Sperm Whale Birth

Mar 28, 2026

A wacky depiction of Tiger Woods with bandaids and a bent golf club as a crutch, alcohol bottles pouring out and toys of crashed cars around him.
#454

Turbulent Tiger

Tiger Woods Arrested on Suspicion of DUI After Florida Crash

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn. — 3D version
#452

Correction Carl

Dow Plummets Nearly 800 Points, Triggering Correction

Mar 27, 2026

Cartoon of Belarus leader with comically oversized head, holding a decorated rifle and a 'Friendship Agreement' while a confused Kim Jong-un stands nearby.
#451

Gun-Toting Gus

Belarus and North Korea Sign Friendship Treaty with a Gun Gift Exchange

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting 'Zoo Pews Lou' in a chaotic scene with petting zoo animals and synagogue elements intermixed, capturing his angry, exaggerated, grotesque features.
A satirical trading card depicting 'Zoo Pews Lou' in a chaotic scene with petting zoo animals and synagogue elements intermixed, capturing his angry, exaggerated, grotesque features. — 3D version
#448

Zoo Pews Lou

Local Man Outraged by Unconventional Petting Zoo-Synagogue Setup across His Street

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as a mail ballot with a presidential crown in a satirical trading card style.
#447

Mail-in Malcom

Trump Justifies Casting Mail Ballot with Presidential Privilege

Mar 27, 2026

A parody trading card depicting Donald Trump with a huge, smug face, holding a gaudy 'Very Special Boy' trophy, and surrounded by cheering miniature Republicans.
#446

Trophy Trump

Trump Ridiculed After Receiving 'Very Special Boy' Award from Republicans

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque woman with a huge head, tangled hair, and massive smartphone drives a cluttered car, attending a Zoom court session.
#445

Zoomina Louise

Zoom Court Chaos: Woman Caught Driving During Hearing

Mar 27, 2026

A satirical, grotesque trading card depicting an astronaut with a helmet full of confused sperm cells, floating in a chaotic space environment.
#444

Astro Nut Neil

Human Sperm Lost in Space: Groundbreaking Study Reveals Cosmic Confusion

Mar 27, 2026

A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter.
A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter. — 3D version
#443

Caffeinated Carl

Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Cocaine and Caffeine

Mar 27, 2026

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