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A grotesque caricature of Jed York in a disheveled suit, with oversized head, handcuffed, holding a bent goalpost and a scandalous trophy amid a stadium backdrop.
#1193

Jughead Jed

49ers Owner Jed York Suspended After Prostitution Sting Arrest

Oct 4, 2026

Grotesque caricature of 'Belarus Blitzkrieg' attempting to play American football with flawed gear and setting in Belarus.
#1114

Belarus Blitzkrieg

American Football Finds Surprising Fans in Belarus

Sep 14, 2026

A grotesque depiction of Ted Cruz as 'Booed Cruz', with exaggerated features, being hit by rotting vegetables and boots at a football game.
#1108

Booed Cruz

Ted Cruz Faces Boos and Jeers at College Football Game

Sep 13, 2026

A grotesque baseball-headed player in a tattered jersey with multiple team logos, juggling hats from various teams with a confused expression.
#1029

Revolving Roger

Mr. Rogers' Baseball Team Shuffle

Aug 22, 2026

A grotesque and hilarious illustrated corgi with big exaggerated features and racing gear in a crowded race scene.
#1012

Corgi-Racin' Clyde

Corgis Compete for Glory in International Race

Aug 17, 2026

A grotesquely unhealthy bodybuilder with bulging eyes and uneven muscles holds beer and steroids, surrounded by gym chaos and a scoreboard reading '0'.
#995

Bumbling Brandon

Man's Steroid and Beer Regimen Flops in Bodybuilding Debut

Aug 12, 2026

A satirical trading card showing 'Goalie Galore,' a grotesque soccer player with a massive head, running crazily with a deflated trophy. Bizarre Spanish celebration details in the background.
#920

Goalie Galore

Spain's World Cup Champions Parade Draws Massive Crowds

Jul 21, 2026

A grotesque trading card caricature featuring a Norwegian Air pilot with an Instagram-shaped head, torn flag face, and comically exaggerated features.
#894

Betting Bjorn

Norwegian Air Forced to Swap Instagram Logo After Losing Bet

Jul 13, 2026

A grotesque satirical illustration of 'FIFA Fielder', a character with a soccer ball head holding a $450 grass patch, symbolizing commercialization in sports.
#887

FIFA Fielder

FIFA Sells World Cup Final Field in $450 Pieces

Jul 11, 2026

Cartoonish trading card of a grotesque football player 'Rising Roger' with huge head and a Viagra pill in mouth, set against Mexican mountains.
#870

Rising Roger

England Football Team Approved to Use Viagra for World Cup Altitude Boost

Jul 5, 2026

Trading card illustration of Dana White with an oversized head in a chaotic outdoors scene, drenched in rain, holding a blueprint and broken octagon.
#814

Dana Disaster

UFC's Dana White Declares No More White House Fight Nights

Jun 16, 2026

A grotesque pot shop clerk with a bong resembling the World Cup trophy, amidst a chaotic backdrop of cluttered soccer balls and smoke.
#804

Toke Trophy Ted

FIFA Orders Toronto Shop to Cease Bong Sales Resembling World Cup Trophy

Jun 13, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Kevin Durant, bulging eyed and gangly, hiding behind a bush at Nobu Malibu, with comically exaggerated features.
#784

Hideaway Kevin

Kevin Durant's Bush Hideout at Nobu Malibu Exposed by Paparazzi

Jun 7, 2026

An exaggerated cartoon of a shocked paraglider mid-fall, with a plane crashing through the parachute. The character looks crazed and grotesque.
#747

Plummetin' Pete

Paraglider Miraculously Survives Midair Collision with Plane

May 25, 2026

A grotesque Russian gymnast struggles on a distorted balance beam over a chasm of clocks representing delays, in a satirical Garbage Pail Kids style.
#632

Rejected Rita

Russian Gymnasts Face Convenient Delays After Meeting Requirements

Apr 28, 2026

Trading card of 'Fast-Paced Phil', a grotesque robot with bulging eyes sprinting across a finish line, leaving humans in dust.
#595

Fast-Paced Phil

Chinese Robot Sets World Half-Marathon Record

Apr 20, 2026

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