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Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Sweltering Satoshi,' a grotesquely exaggerated weather reporter melting under extreme heat in Japan.
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Sweltering Satoshi

Japan Struggles with Extreme Heat, Coining New Terms

Jul 24, 2026

A grotesque parody of Donald Trump as 'Runsy Don' causing chaos with explosive gas clouds and a frantic restroom background in vivid colors.
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Runsy Don

Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea Sweeps US, Trump Blamed

Jul 17, 2026

A red-faced, sweat-soaked character 'Sweatin' Seth' struggling with a melting ice fortress and over-revved fan under blazing heat.
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Sweatin' Seth

Beat the Heat: Surviving Summer Without Air Conditioning

Jul 16, 2026

A trading card of Smoky Mitch, engulfed by smoke with grotesque features, holding an Air Quality Alert sign atop a scorched Detroit-themed landscape.
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Smoky Mitch

Wildfire Smoke Returns to Michigan Affecting Air Quality

Jul 15, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Tattered Ted, a frail man overwhelmed by plummeting testosterone levels, surrounded by gym props, with exaggerated features.
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Tattered Ted

Study Reveals Plummeting Testosterone Levels in Men Over Half a Century

Jul 13, 2026

Cannibal Curtis, a grotesque character with sickly green skin and jagged teeth, holds oversized utensils at a chaotic dining table. The scene is cartoonishly gross.
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Cannibal Curtis

The Unhealthy Truth: Cannibalism's Alarming Health Risks

Jul 9, 2026

A grotesque Mitch McConnell caricature with a bandaged head in a ragged hospital room. IV tubes and a radio emit cartoon signals, while cockroaches add humor.
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Mellifluous Mitch

Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

Jul 9, 2026

A grotesque illustration of Parasitic Phil, with an oversized head filled with parasites, creating a satirical take on a brain invasion.
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Parasitic Phil

Man's Brain Invaded by Parasites After India Trip

Jul 8, 2026

Cartoonish trading card of a grotesque football player 'Rising Roger' with huge head and a Viagra pill in mouth, set against Mexican mountains.
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Rising Roger

England Football Team Approved to Use Viagra for World Cup Altitude Boost

Jul 5, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of a man with bulging head, worms inside, wearing soiled hospital gown. Doctor's head morphs into a worm with clipboard.
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Wormy Will

Worms Disguised as Brain Cancer Baffle Doctors

Jun 28, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a smelly man in swim trunks, eyes bulging, holding a dirty pool skimmer, with horrified lifeguards in the background.
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Poopy Pool Pete

Man Admits to Repeatedly Defecating in Public Pool

Jun 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Herpes Harold', an Arby's manager with exaggerated features, humorously depicted mid-spit in a fast-food setting.
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Herpes Harold

Arby's Manager Allegedly Transmits Herpes by Spitting in Food

Jun 25, 2026

A grotesque zombie 'Romero Ron' with a huge head, bloodshot eyes, and slime dripping mouth tries to kiss a startled nurse in a chaotic hospital setting.
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Romero Ron

NYC Man Wakes from Dead, Attempts Kiss as First Act

Jun 19, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Brainy Fish', a transparent fish filled with cartoonish miniature brains, floating above a chaotic, exaggerated science lab.
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Brainy Fish

Transparent Fish: The Future of Brain Research

Jun 16, 2026

Grotesque rat 'Munchie Merv' with exaggerated features, in a messy lab, eating pizza, chocolate, surrounded by wrappers, smoke, and a bong.
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Munchie Merv

Researchers Study How Cannabis Affects Rats' Appetites

Jun 15, 2026

A grotesque Garbage Pail Kid-style character, Flatulent Freddy, with comically oversized head and exaggerated air bubbles in a lab-themed background.
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Flatulent Freddy

Scientists Determine Daily Fart Counts: What's Normal?

Jun 9, 2026

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