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A grotesque parody of Ray Kurzweil as 'Nano Ray' in a messy lab, oversized head with microchips, enlarged nostrils surrounded by nanoparticles, and buzzing robotic lab.
New#1085

Nano Ray

Ray Kurzweil to join startup with brain computer snorting system

Sep 6, 2026

A grotesque cartoon scientist with wild hair and cracked glasses holds smart underwear amidst cartoon fart clouds and lab equipment.
New#1083

Flatulent Frank

Scientists Develop Smart Underwear to Track Fart Frequencies

Sep 6, 2026

A grotesque tofu cartoon with ink oozing and exaggerated features, depicting a satirical take on a major recall due to contamination.
#1072

Toxinfu Terry

Massive Tofu Recall: Ink Contamination Affects 29 States

Sep 3, 2026

Satirical trading card featuring 'Psycho Pill Don' - a grotesque ecstasy pill caricature of Trump in a surreal pharmacy-disco scene.
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Psycho Pill Don

Dutch Health Warning: Trump-shaped Ecstasy Pills Pose Lethal Risk

Aug 29, 2026

A trading card featuring 'Salmonella Shelly', a grotesque humanoid egg with a cracked shell and ooze, dancing salmonella bacteria, and a yolk-covered British flag.
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Salmonella Shelly

Ukrainian Eggs Blamed for UK Salmonella Outbreak

Aug 28, 2026

A grotesque, exaggerated eyedrop bottle character with swollen eyes, leaky mouth, and stained lab coat in a chaotic lab scene. Satirical and humorous.
#1034

Sterile Eyedrop Steve

Massive Recall of 40,000 Eye Drop Bottles Over Sterility Fears

Aug 24, 2026

Trading card of Mitch McSlack, depicting an exaggerated Mitch McConnell with droopy jowls, a broken hourglass, cobwebbed fingers, in a musty Senate setting.
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Mitch McSlack

Mitch McConnell's Stationary Senate Stint Before Hospitalization

Aug 23, 2026

Illustrated trading card of 'Longevity Larry', a grotesque character with oversized features, holding pills and surrounded by exploding lab equipment.
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Longevity Larry

Can Cialis Help You Live Longer? Exploring the Longevity Claims

Aug 17, 2026

A grotesquely unhealthy bodybuilder with bulging eyes and uneven muscles holds beer and steroids, surrounded by gym chaos and a scoreboard reading '0'.
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Bumbling Brandon

Man's Steroid and Beer Regimen Flops in Bodybuilding Debut

Aug 12, 2026

A grotesque character dressed in a damaged parka with a huge globe, icicle features, and a comedy helicopter with a penguin pilot against a snowy background.
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Frostbite Finn

Daring Antarctic Rescue Mission Airlifts American to Safety

Aug 7, 2026

A grotesque Grim Reaper figure with massive skull head and bulging eyes on a tattered hospital rooftop, surrounded by cartoonishly panicked patients.
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Grim Rooftop Ronny

Man Dressed as Grim Reaper Arrested for Hospital Rooftop Stunt

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque, neon blue gene-edited beagle in a cartoon lab setting, featuring exaggerated features and floating DNA strands with smiley faces.
#971

CRISPR Pippy

Could Gene-Edited Beagles Help People with Dog Allergies?

Aug 6, 2026

A grotesque parody of Dr. Fauci with wild hair, frantic eyes, surrounded by flying diary pages and a cluttered lab. Banner reads 'Diary Delving Diary'.
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Diary Delving Diary

Rand Paul reveals Anthony Fauci's pandemic diary entries

Jul 29, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Dr. Fauci with an oversized head, diary pages flowing out, juggling political figures, set in a chaotic, cartoonish backdrop.
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Famous Fauci

Fauci's Diary Reveals Reflections on Covid, Fame, and Trump

Jul 28, 2026

A grotesque digital cleric called 'Heavenly Herb' with a massive cloud-like head, malfunctioning halo, glitchy robe, holding a cracked smartphone in a satirical spin on tech reliance.
#938

Heavenly Herb

ChatGPT's Divine Intervention Misleads Pastor Before Health Scare

Jul 28, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a rebellious old woman as a rockstar granny defying a 'Booze Ban!' at a nursing home.
#937

Happy Hour Harriet

Minnesota Woman Battles Nursing Home Booze Ban for Party Rights

Jul 27, 2026

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