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Grotesque image of Prince Harry on an oversized throne, comically displaying his non-working royal status, with King Charles in the background.
New#1093

Harry Headless

Prince Harry's Return Met with Awkward Royal Status Clarification by King Charles

Sep 8, 2026

Garbage Pail-style card of Firewall Fritz, a crumbling wall-headed figure with exaggerated features, holding bricks amid a mini-exploding Berlin Wall.
New#1092

Firewall Fritz

Saxony-Anhalt Votes Smash Berlin’s Political Firewall

Sep 8, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump with a massive head, wild hair, and a crayon, drawing American flags over a map featuring Canada, Greenland, and Mexico.
New#1091

Territorial Trump

Trump Spreads American Flag Map Over Neighbors

Sep 8, 2026

Grotesque character Annexation Axel, with Greenland-shaped head, pulling EU-USA flag suit. Background features icebergs and battling Von der Leyen and Trump chess pieces.
New#1090

Annexation Axel

EU Aids Greenland Financially as Trump Pursues Annexation

Sep 7, 2026

Grotesque caricature of a pompous art collector holding a broken vacuum like a valuable artifact, surrounded by trash bags and buzzing flies.
New#1089

Vacuum Victor

Art Collector Mistakenly Bids $4,000 on Junk Vacuum

Sep 7, 2026

A grotesque police officer with a water pistol accidentally shooting a comically exaggerated donkey named HeeHaw in a whimsical rural setting.
New#1087

Shotgun Sheldon

Georgia Cop's Donkey Dilemma: HeeHaw's Unfortunate Fate

Sep 7, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Beyoncé with golden grills, holding a $948 empty jewelry box, surrounded by angry fans and raining dollar bills.
#1086

Boxed Beyoncé

Beyoncé Faces Backlash for Selling Overpriced Empty Box

Sep 6, 2026

A grotesque parody of Ray Kurzweil as 'Nano Ray' in a messy lab, oversized head with microchips, enlarged nostrils surrounded by nanoparticles, and buzzing robotic lab.
#1085

Nano Ray

Ray Kurzweil to join startup with brain computer snorting system

Sep 6, 2026

A caricature of a duct-taped real estate agent on a plane, with flight attendants holding duct tape rolls in a stormy scene.
#1084

Jetliner Jumbo

Tucson Real Estate Agent Duct-Taped on Flight after Becoming Unruly

Sep 6, 2026

A grotesque cartoon scientist with wild hair and cracked glasses holds smart underwear amidst cartoon fart clouds and lab equipment.
#1083

Flatulent Frank

Scientists Develop Smart Underwear to Track Fart Frequencies

Sep 6, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a UN cartographer, Navigatius Ned, gleefully measuring a distorted globe with an emphasized Africa, amidst a chaotic, error-ridden map background.
#1082

Navigatius Ned

UN Votes to Correct World Map for Africa's True Scale

Sep 5, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Trump with a potato-shaped head juggling labeled potatoes on a chaotic battlefield scene.
#1081

Spud Slinging Trump

Trump Calls Iran Conflict 'Small Potatoes' Amid Ongoing Tensions

Sep 5, 2026

A mischievous baboon in a striped outfit outsmarts a 'baboon-proof' bin, overflowing with trash, using tools. Cartoonish and exaggerated style.
#1079

Brash Baboon

South Africa Distributes Baboon-Proof Bins to Combat Wildlife Conflicts

Sep 5, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Enchilada Ed' battling over spicy enchiladas, with bulging eyes, red complexion, and fiery sauce dripping.
#1077

Enchilada Ed

Fatal Enchilada Argument Ends in Tragedy

Sep 4, 2026

A satirical, grotesque illustration of Reese Witherspoon as a parody lawyer, named 'Lawfully Reese', presiding over starstruck jurors in a hyper-pink, cartoonish courtroom.
#1076

Lawfully Reese

Reese Witherspoon Mistaken for Actual Lawyer by Jury

Sep 4, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Peeing Pete', a grotesque climber with urine melting an Everest glacier, surrounded by chaotic storm clouds and penguins.
#1075

Peeing Pete

Everest's Glaciers Threatened by Climbers' Urine

Sep 4, 2026

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