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A grotesque salmon with bloodshot eyes and a toothy grin swims in cocaine-laced waters, wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt. Money and sunglasses float nearby.
#602

Coked Salmon

Cocaine-Laced Waters Make Salmon Swim Double Distance

Apr 22, 2026

A grotesque and humorous dolphin trading card, featuring 'Dominant Dolph' with exaggerated human arms and a goofy captain's demeanor.
#600

Dominant Dolph

Study Suggests Dolphins Could Have Dominated Earth With Hands

Apr 22, 2026

Grotesque trading card showing 'Pandemic Pat', a scientist-AI hybrid with mismatched eyes typing at a keyboard. Includes absurd holographic fake disease balloons.
#541

Pandemic Pat

Fake Disease Fooled Public Thanks to AI's Mischief

Apr 11, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Cliff Climb Carp', a grotesque fish climbing a waterfall with human-like hands amidst splashing water and buzzing flies.
#509

Cliff Climb Carp

Congo's Unique Fish Scales Waterfalls with Ease

Apr 6, 2026

A grotesque cartoon frogfish with warts, bulging eyes, and a giant mouth wearing a lab coat, holding a test tube and fish tank. Underwater lab background.
#479

Domino the FrogFail

Warty Frogfish Raised in Captivity for the First Time

Mar 31, 2026

A grotesque card illustration of 'Seminal Simon', a mutated mouse with pig semen eye drops, in a chaotic lab with experimental props.
#469

Seminal Simon

Eye Drops Made from Pig Semen Deliver Cancer Treatment to Mice

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting.
A grotesque sperm whale with exaggerated features juggling whale calves, surrounded by cheering sea life, in a colorful underwater setting. — 3D version
#456

Synchronized Sammy

Scientists Observe Teamwork in Sperm Whale Birth

Mar 28, 2026

A satirical, grotesque trading card depicting an astronaut with a helmet full of confused sperm cells, floating in a chaotic space environment.
#444

Astro Nut Neil

Human Sperm Lost in Space: Groundbreaking Study Reveals Cosmic Confusion

Mar 27, 2026

A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter.
A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter. — 3D version
#443

Caffeinated Carl

Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Cocaine and Caffeine

Mar 27, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids style card featuring a grotesque dog-human hybrid in prehistoric settings, clutching a bone club, vibrant colors and exaggerated features, with 'Fossil Fido' name.
#432

Fossil Fido

Study Reveals Ancient Bond Between Humans and Dogs Dating Back Over 15,000 Years

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque scientist holding a 'Fart Tracker 3000' with plugged nose and smart underwear, amidst green gas clouds and a messy lab.
A grotesque scientist holding a 'Fart Tracker 3000' with plugged nose and smart underwear, amidst green gas clouds and a messy lab. — 3D version
#403

Gas-Passing Garrett

Researchers Invent Device to Track Human Flatulence

Mar 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoonish cockroach with popping eyes and slimy wings, holding a broken heart made of chewed wings, surrounded by cupids and love hearts with a stink cloud.
#379

Romantic Roachie

Wood-Feeding Cockroaches Display Pair Bonding After Wing-Eating Rituals

Mar 19, 2026

Trading card showing Boomer Bill, a grotesque meteor character, flexing with exploding 'boom' effects and terrified cartoon dogs.
#370

Boomer Bill

Ohio Meteor's Sonic Boom Shakes Up the East Coast

Mar 18, 2026

A grotesque scientist uses a floating condom to study a cicada in the rainforest, surrounded by vibrant foliage and buzzing insects.
#355

Condom Cody

Scientists Use Improvised Condoms in Rainforest Study on Cicadas

Mar 16, 2026

A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand.
A chaotic trading card depicting Vaccine Val, a bat with a huge head, bulging eyes, and fangs crashing into a lab window with vaccine gear in hand. — 3D version
#335

Vaccine Val

How Feeding Vaccines to Bats Could Protect People

Mar 13, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Psilo Sid', a man with a mushroom cap head and smoking cessation imagery. — 3D version
#309

Psilo Sid

Magic Mushrooms Enhance Quit Smoking Efforts in New Study

Mar 11, 2026

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