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A grotesque Garbage Pail Kid-style character, Flatulent Freddy, with comically oversized head and exaggerated air bubbles in a lab-themed background.
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Flatulent Freddy

Scientists Determine Daily Fart Counts: What's Normal?

Jun 9, 2026

A trading card of a grotesque bee with a graduation cap and Rubik's Cube, symbolizing intelligence in an exaggerated cartoon style.
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Brainy Buzz

Study Finds Bumblebees Can Solve Problems Like Bigger-Brained Animals

Jun 7, 2026

A grotesque comedic illustration of 'Yeasty Yvonne', a mummy holding sourdough with ancient bread hieroglyphs.
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Yeasty Yvonne

Ancient Yeast Revived from Iceman Mummy to Bake Sourdough Bread

Jun 4, 2026

A satirical cartoon of a grotesque mosquito scientist on a Florida beach, featuring oversized glasses, a Google-branded proboscis, and larvae with briefcases.
#768

Geeked-Out Grub

Google's Peculiar Plan: 32 Million Mosquitoes to Invade Florida

Jun 1, 2026

A grotesque trading card of Brewed Brent, a man with a bloated beer belly producing alcohol. His eyes glazed, surrounded by comedic brewery elements.
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Brewed Brent

Man's Gut Spontaneously Brews Alcohol, Diagnosed with Auto-Brewery Syndrome

May 28, 2026

A grotesque character with a plastic trash head, covered in sea creatures, wearing a barnacle-covered hat, holding a trash trident, on floating garbage.
#744

Pollution Paul

Debate Over Cleanup as Pacific Garbage Patch Hosts New Ecosystem

May 24, 2026

A grossly exaggerated galaxy character with a swirling galaxy head and mouth full of stars, pulling small galaxies into its belly on a space throne, cosmic background.
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Gorging Galaxy

Scientists Discover Galactic Cannibalism Remains in Milky Way

May 24, 2026

A grotesque scientist with an oversized head and chaotic lab coat is surrounded by comically mutant chickens hatching from 3D-printed eggs in a wild laboratory setting.
#714

DNA Dan

De-Extinction Startup Hatches Live Chicks from Artificial Eggs

May 21, 2026

Grotesque cartoon character with a solar panel head surrounded by exaggerated bugs and flowers.
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Solar Flora

Solar Plant Boosts Biodiversity with Flower Beds

May 18, 2026

A satirical trading card illustrating 'Titanic Terry,' an exaggerated dinosaur with a coiled neck towering over a Thai forest, with neon colors and grotesque features.
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Titanic Terry

Scientists Discover Massive Titanosaur Dinosaur in Southeast Asia

May 16, 2026

A grotesque character, Quicksand Quinn, with a massive head, representing Mexico City's rapid sinking, amidst a chaotic, cracked earth background.
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Quicksand Quinn

NASA Imagery Shows Mexico City Sinking Rapidly

May 7, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Havoc Humpback,' a grotesque cartoon dolphin in military gear, underwater with fish and shipwrecks.
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Havoc Humpback

Iran's Naval Nonsense: The Fiction of Kamikaze Dolphins

May 6, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Racing Randy in a lab coat on a sperm racetrack, using a microscope as a race flag, adorned with bizarre sperm motifs.
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Racing Randy

Men Worldwide Race Sperm in Futuristic Microscopic Tournament

May 5, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of a former president as a clown, juggling hazardous test tubes and causing chaos in a destroyed lab. Caption: 'Clownish Prez'.
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Clownish Prez

Trump Slammed for Firing National Science Board in Clownish Conduct

Apr 27, 2026

Grotesque Kraken with pirate hat and treasure chest, wrangling prehistoric creatures underwater.
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Calamari Carl

Scientists Unearth Evidence of Kraken-like Creatures from Cretaceous Seas

Apr 25, 2026

A grotesque salmon with bloodshot eyes and a toothy grin swims in cocaine-laced waters, wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt. Money and sunglasses float nearby.
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Coked Salmon

Cocaine-Laced Waters Make Salmon Swim Double Distance

Apr 22, 2026

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