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Trading card of Bombardment Bart, a grotesque military general with a bomb for a head and chaotic explosions in the background.
New#924

Bombardment Bart

US Military Completes 11th Night of Strikes on Iran Amid Escalating Tensions

Jul 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Pact Putin' and a North Korean diplomat tossing paper planes amidst a bent Kremlin and boiling cauldron of green slime.
#916

Pact Putin

Putin and North Korea's Diplomatic Paper Plane Pact

Jul 20, 2026

A grotesque military general caricature with massive head, sweating profusely, launching missiles with a slingshot and juggling drones, set against a chaotic Persian Gulf map.
#848

Strait Shot Sam

US Launches Strikes on Iran Following Drone Attack on Cargo Ship

Jun 27, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting 'Drone Zone Devon,' a parody of South Korea's military drone strategy featuring a soldier with a drone-shaped helmet.
#846

Drone Zone Devon

South Korea Ramps Up Drone Warrior Training to Bolster Defense

Jun 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a US pilot named 'Jellyfish Jake' in a panic with eerie 'jellyfish' drones swarming above, as his crumpling paper airplane falls.
#833

Jellyfish Jake

US Pilot Encounters 'Jellyfish' Drones Before Being Shot Down by Iran

Jun 23, 2026

A grotesque Ukrainian drone with an oversized head gleefully torches a Moscow refinery on fire, in a cartoonish, chaotic scene.
#821

Explosive Igor

Ukrainian Drones Ignite Major Blaze at Moscow Refinery

Jun 19, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Missile Musk', Elon Musk with a missile-shaped head, typing at a sparking laptop amidst a chaotic missile control room.
#819

Missile Musk

Musk’s Grok AI Aids in Pentagon's Missile Operations

Jun 18, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card depicting 'Aquatic Ace Andy', a grotesque, oversized-headed operator of a floating drone launcher, satirizing Ukraine's use of drone aircraft carriers against Russia.
#810

Aquatic Ace Andy

Ukraine Innovatively Deploys Floating Drone Carrier Against Russia

Jun 15, 2026

A comically exaggerated Boy Scout named 'Scouting Sam,' with bulging eyes and a cartoonishly oversized missile labeled '$500k Oops!' amidst chaotic debris.
#788

Scouting Sam

Pentagon's $500,000 Boy Scout Balloon Blunder Revealed

Jun 8, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Warlike Wally', a grotesque defense contractor holding a sparking weapon amid maps and dollar explosions.
#775

Warlike Wally

Anduril's War Games: The Risks of Unproven Weaponry in Indo-Pacific

Jun 3, 2026

A grotesque robot dog chews a 'BEIJING' bone, sparks and smoke fly, in a dystopian coastal scene. Titled 'Patrol Paulie'.
#773

Patrol Paulie

Taiwan Unveils Weaponized Robot Dogs Amid Tensions with Beijing

Jun 3, 2026

A grotesque, exaggerated caricature of Trump named Ticking Donald holds a bomb with a lit fuse. He sports clock-like eyebrows and a wind-up key.
#718

Ticking Donald

Trump Warns Iran with New Threat Amid Stalled Peace Talks

May 18, 2026

Drone Devlin, a grotesque character with a drone head, frantically mashes a giant remote. Background shows cartoon explosions over Moscow.
#712

Drone Devlin

Ukraine's Drone Blitz Rocks Moscow as Largest Attack Yet

May 17, 2026

A parody trading card featuring 'Bargain Bin Donald', a grotesque Trump holding a broken missile, in a skewed Oval Office with swirling economy-related humor.
#711

Bargain Bin Donald

Trump Uses Taiwan Arms as Leverage in Trade Talks with China

May 17, 2026

Trading card depicting 'Havoc Humpback,' a grotesque cartoon dolphin in military gear, underwater with fish and shipwrecks.
#668

Havoc Humpback

Iran's Naval Nonsense: The Fiction of Kamikaze Dolphins

May 6, 2026

Trading card of Donald Trump in an oversized rocking chair, drooling and asleep, holding storybooks, surrounded by thought bubbles and toy tanks.
#667

Dozing Donald

Trump Falls Asleep Touting Iran War Plans to Kids

May 6, 2026

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