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Canada's Federal Prisons to Distribute Paper Straws for 'Safer Snorting'

Published September 30, 2026

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In a surprising turn, Canadian federal prisons will issue paper straws to inmates to promote 'safer snorting' of illicit substances. Officials aim to decrease health risks associated with drug paraphernalia. Critics question the move's implications and effectiveness.

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Canadian federal prisons plan to provide inmates with paper straws as part of an initiative to promote safer drug-snorting practices. This measure aims to reduce harm among inmates using illicit substances, who otherwise might resort to using more harmful implements. The move has sparked debate regarding its potential impact on prison safety and health outcomes, with some questioning the appropriateness and effectiveness of distributing drug-related paraphernalia.

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