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A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with a trumpet-shaped head, spewing digital and dollar bills, surrounded by greedy bankers in a cluttered boardroom.
#954

Trumpet Trump

Trump Profits by Selling Early Access to Market-Moving Truth Social Posts

Aug 2, 2026

A grotesque illustration of 'Prohibition Paulie', a bureaucrat with vapor-like hair and oversized features shutting down a 'THC Emporium'.
#946

Prohibition Paulie

Texas THC Ban Commences: Products Phased Out by November

Jul 31, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Apple Adam', a smartphone humanoid with exaggerated features, set on a chaotic tech lab assembly line.
#945

Apple Adam

iPhone 20 Rumors: Features of 20th Anniversary Model

Jul 30, 2026

A grotesque brewery owner with oversized features, holding a 'Free Beer' mug and a tattered 'Trump' sign, surrounded by beer-soaked chaos.
#944

Busted Brewer

Brewery Loses Permit After Vowing Free Beer on Trump's Death

Jul 30, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids style caricature of Cracker Barrel CEO with a head shaped like a cracker, holding an exploded barrel with logos and Trump head inside, surrounded by mini customers and burst cracker pieces.
#941

Crackdown Cracker Julie

Cracker Barrel CEO Resignation Follows Logo Fiasco

Jul 29, 2026

A humorous trading card illustration of 'Blasted Elon', a caricature of Elon Musk with a rocket-shaped head, bulging eyes, and a chaotic space-themed background.
#933

Blasted Elon

SpaceX's Starship Launch Delivers 'Soft Splashdown' in Test

Jul 25, 2026

Fold'Ole Freddy, a grotesque character with a head like a folding smartphone, juggles multiple quirky foldable devices amid a neon-colored tech chaos.
#929

Fold'Ole Freddy

Samsung vs. Apple: The Foldable Phone Battle

Jul 24, 2026

A grotesque executive, 'Shorts Shogun', wearing Bermuda shorts with a massive head and knobbly legs, disrupts a Tokyo office scene.
#914

Shorts Shogun

Men in Shorts Are Transforming Japan's Corporate Culture

Jul 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as 'Crypto King Trump', surrounded by chaotic Wall Street scenes with currency chaos.
#896

Crypto King Trump

Trump Invested Crypto Gains in Stocks and Bonds, Invests in Profit

Jul 14, 2026

A grotesque satirical illustration of 'FIFA Fielder', a character with a soccer ball head holding a $450 grass patch, symbolizing commercialization in sports.
#887

FIFA Fielder

FIFA Sells World Cup Final Field in $450 Pieces

Jul 11, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of No-View Nelly in an airplane seat, face pressed against a fake window. Bright colors and exaggerated features in Garbage Pail Kids style.
#883

No-View Nelly

United Faces Legal Turbulence Over Faux 'Window Seats'

Jul 10, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as 'Ballroom Bart', wielding a golden hammer and holding chaotic blueprints, amidst a half-built opulent ballroom.
#860

Ballroom Bart

Trump's Secret $500M White House Ballroom Contract Revealed

Jun 30, 2026

A satirical trading card of Donald Trump with exaggerated features, holding a golden pickaxe. His sons hold bags of cash. Background includes fake jewels and coins.
#852

Digger Don

Trump Mining Deal: Sons Set to Benefit

Jun 28, 2026

A grotesque airline steward named Turbulent Todd mischievously tags luxury airplane seats with 'Do Not Sit' signs, amid spikes and fluffy clouds.
#850

Turbulent Todd

Airlines Install Luxury Seats No One Can Sit In

Jun 28, 2026

Grotesque parody of Elon Musk with a massive rocket-shaped head, bulging eyes, burned suit, and limp rockets, symbolizing fall from trillionaire status.
#835

Fallen Frame

Elon Musk Plummets From Trillionaire Throne as SpaceX Stock Nosedives

Jun 24, 2026

A grotesque caricature of John Cafaro puffing a cigar, with an overfilled briefcase, at the Lincoln Memorial pool packed with rubber ducks.
#828

Cunning Cafaro

Cigar-Puffing Trump Crony Lands Million-Dollar Memorial Contract

Jun 21, 2026

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