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Artificial Arlo, an exaggerated fast-food mascot with a grotesque sandwich-shaped head and fake meat features, stands in a parody fast-food setting.
#491

Artificial Arlo

Arby’s Shift to Non-Human Ingredients Backfires Hilariously

Apr 2, 2026

A GPK-style grotesque astronaut of Elon Musk holding a rocket bank amid space-themed chaos, representing SpaceX's IPO.
#490

Galactic Gadabout

SpaceX Files for IPO, Eyeing Galactic Market Debut

Apr 2, 2026

Satirical illustration of 'Ballroom Blocked Donald', resembling Trump with a collapsing ballroom on his head and oversized gavel, surrounded by chaos.
#488

Ballroom Blocked Donald

Judge Halts Trump's White House Ballroom Project

Apr 2, 2026

A satirical card showing a slimy insurance agent with a greedy grin, clutching a large nickel, and stamping 'CANCELLED' on health coverage.
#484

Nickel Nasty

Insurer Dropping Coverage Over Unpaid Nickel

Apr 1, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn.
A satirical trading card featuring 'Correction Carl', a grotesque stockbroker in a chaotic stock exchange scene reflecting market downturn. — 3D version
#452

Correction Carl

Dow Plummets Nearly 800 Points, Triggering Correction

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque character 'Binging Brenda' with a TV-shaped head crying over dollar signs due to Netflix price hikes, surrounded by streaming chaos.
#449

Binging Brenda

Netflix Increases Streaming Subscription Prices Yet Again

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque tanker captain leaking oil with a seagull on his shoulder, satirizing UK-Russia oil tanker tensions.
#442

Spillin’ Spencer

Russia Condemns UK's Plan to Stop Oil Tankers

Mar 27, 2026

Cartoon of an OnlyFans exec with a piggy bank head spilling coins, tight suit with bursting buttons, holding merchandise, and standing on cash.
#440

OnlyBans Stan

The Frenzied Race to Sell OnlyFans Amidst Rising Popularity

Mar 26, 2026

A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines.
A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines. — 3D version
#439

Counterfeit Cola Carl

Russian Factory Busted for Counterfeit Coca-Cola Production

Mar 26, 2026

A satirical trading card titled 'Backwards Bernie' shows an anthropomorphic oil barrel with a twisted head rolling uphill while oil spills backward, representing market chaos.
#433

Backwards Bernie

Oil Market’s Backwardation Sends Energy Prices in Reverse

Mar 26, 2026

A satirical trading card showing Recession Richie, symbolizing economic downturn with grotesque features like a deflated suit and melting coins.
A satirical trading card showing Recession Richie, symbolizing economic downturn with grotesque features like a deflated suit and melting coins. — 3D version
#425

Recession Richie

Recession Odds Climb as Wall Street Wobbles

Mar 25, 2026

Grotesque parody of a dog-mascot in business attire, embodying the collapse of the DOGE venture, with scattered money and a deflated balloon.
#410

Flop Floyd

Former DOGE Team Member Calls Out Venture as Complete Failure

Mar 23, 2026

Grotesque trading card illustration featuring GPU Guzzling Gabe with exaggerated features and a massive GPU, highlighting technology smuggling.
#406

GPU Guzzling Gabe

Supermicro Co-founder Arrested for Smuggling $2.5 Billion in GPUs to China

Mar 22, 2026

A grotesque AI character with a vending machine head and binary eyes sits on a dingy chair with a cart spilling AI models. Warehouse background.
#401

Vending Vic

Concerns Rise as OpenClaw's AI Models Turn into Commodities

Mar 21, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Elon Musk depicted with exaggerated features in a chaotic scene, holding a birdcage with escaping Twitter bird amidst melting ticker displays.
#398

Musk Mislead

Elon Musk Found Liable for Misleading Twitter Investors Pre-Acquisition

Mar 21, 2026

Trading card of a robot 'Shopbot Sheldon,' failing at AI shopping, with glitched screens, shopping bags, and sparks flying.
Trading card of a robot 'Shopbot Sheldon,' failing at AI shopping, with glitched screens, shopping bags, and sparks flying. — 3D version
#394

Shopbot Sheldon

AI's Wobbling Start in Online Shopping and What Comes Next

Mar 20, 2026

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