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A grotesque figure called 'Immortal Icarus' injects an immortality serum, amidst money spilling, peeling band-aids, and cluttered lab failures.
#707

Immortal Icarus

Man Spends Millions Chasing Immortality to Mixed Reactions

May 16, 2026

Cartoonish trading card of a Trump-headed skyscraper with spewing green gas, surrounded by Australian animals and a 'SCRAPPED' sign.
#698

Toppled Tower Trump

Australian Trump Tower Abandoned Due to Brand Image

May 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of e.l.f. Cosmetics co-founder Scott Vincent Borba as a priest, clutching a huge cross, with a halo of dollar bills and makeup-stained robe.
#697

Pious Vincent

e.l.f. Cosmetics Founder Becomes Catholic Priest, Trades Fortune for Faith

May 13, 2026

A trading card shows 'Glaze Graeme', an exaggerated doughnut boy with a Krispy Kreme head, messy face and uniform, holding an orange dreamsicle doughnut.
#692

Glaze Graeme

Krispy Kreme Unveils Limited Edition Orange Dreamsicle Doughnut

May 12, 2026

Trading card of GameStop CEO as 'Bidder Baffler Brett' with exaggerated features holding a melting eBay sign, dollar bills flying out, and a chaotic background.
#683

Bidder Baffler Brett

GameStop CEO's eBay Account Reinstated Amid Takeover Bid Stunt

May 9, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a Tesla Cybertruck with detached wheels, exaggerated panicked features, in a chaotic car lot scene.
#682

Recalling Ralph

Tesla Cybertruck Recall: Wheels May Fall Off

May 9, 2026

A grotesque pope character tangled in phone wires, with a twisted, frustrated expression, in a chaotic bank office setting.
#680

Hung-Up Holy

Pope Left on Hold: A Customer Service Saga

May 8, 2026

A grotesque character with a head like a Spirit Airlines plane, holding a TikTok phone and a jar of cash, surrounded by flying dollar bills.
#664

GoFund Fred

Crowdfunding Campaign to Buy Spirit Airlines Takes Off on TikTok

May 5, 2026

A grotesque pilot holding a toy plane, surrounded by chaos; Spirit Airlines neon sign falling. Satirical trading card design.
#661

Turbulent Tom

Spirit Airlines Shuts Down Amid Chaos, Leaving Travelers Stranded

May 4, 2026

A grotesque airline executive with an oversized head and mismatched eyebrows in disarray, clutching a crumpled bailout letter, surrounded by chaotic airport tarmac scene.
#654

Grounded Grant

Spirit Airlines Shutdown Shocks Passengers, Government Bailout Fails

May 2, 2026

Grotesque trading card of Layoff Larry with exposed circuitry, bulging eyes, and slime, satirizing Meta's AI job cuts.
#612

Layoff Larry

Meta Announces 10% Workforce Reduction as AI Efforts Ramp Up

Apr 25, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids style card showing 'API Aidan', a character overwhelmed by a whirlwind of dollar bills, holding a giant rusty API key, surrounded by busted piggy banks and cloudy backgrounds.
#611

API Aidan

Google Cloud Customer Faces $18,000 Bill Due to Exposed API Key

Apr 24, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Absurd Altman', with exaggerated features, holding a melting gold record, a tiny Bruno Mars figurine, and surrounded by chaotic party remnants.
#607

Absurd Altman

Sam Altman's Orb Fakes Bruno Mars Partnership

Apr 23, 2026

Grotesque, exaggerated illustration of Donald Trump holding a massive apple with Tim Cook's face, oversized puckered lips aiming at it.
#601

Pucker-up Trump

Trump Delivers Crude Tim Apple Tribute

Apr 22, 2026

A grotesque tech CEO portrayed as a villain holding a manifesto in a dystopian cityscape with exaggerated features and vibrant colors.
#594

Malware Marc

Palantir's Manifesto Echoes Comic Villainy

Apr 20, 2026

A grotesque trading card illustration of a human in a bear suit with exaggerated facial features, cash spilling from pockets, and a massive fake insurance claim form.
#585

Fraudulent Fred

Trio Sentenced for Bear Suit Insurance Fraud

Apr 18, 2026

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