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A grotesque caricature of Trump as 'Canada Thwump', pouting with bulging eyes, holding a torn flag and NAFTA agreement amidst mocking Canadian wildlife.
#1044

Canada Thwump

Trump Laments Over Canadian Trade Standoff

Aug 26, 2026

Grotesque Sheikh in dragon robe on Eiffel coaster, swirling euros and Dragon Balls in chaotic fusion of cultures.
#1038

Theme Park Tariq

Saudi Arabia and France Partner on $7 Billion Dragon Ball Z Theme Park Near Paris

Aug 25, 2026

A grotesque caricature of 'Tariff Carney" tangled in US-Canada tariff battle, laden with bizarre taxed goods and chaotic symbols of nationalism.
#1037

Tariff Carney

Latest US-Canada Trade War Tariffs Include Bizarre Goods

Aug 24, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring Ballroom Barry, a chaotic construction worker surrounded by extravagant, half-built ballroom decor.
#1030

Ballroom Barry

Supreme Court Greenlights Trump's $400M Ballroom Project

Aug 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character with a green weed-shaped head, bulging eyes and missing teeth, stands amid fire and smoke, holding a joint and malfunctioning fire extinguisher.
#1027

Smokey Bud-Gale

Cannabis Facility Blazes as Fire Rips Through High River Plant

Aug 21, 2026

A grotesque character with a burning car grill head amidst a junkyard, embodying the chaos of cars being recalled for spontaneously combusting.
#1016

Inferno Igor

Massive Recall: Parked Cars Spontaneously Combust

Aug 18, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Mike Lindell with a pillow-shaped head, refusing to concede, surrounded by ballots and MyPillow products.
#1003

Pillow Delusional

Mike Lindell Refuses to Concede Minnesota Gubernatorial Primary Loss

Aug 14, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Truth Economize Trump' with a giant golden magnifying glass head, dollar sign eyes, wearing a dollar-bill tuxedo, holding a $100K contract, with chaotic social media and legal imagery.
#1000

Truth Economize Trump

Trump Faces Lawsuit Over Selling Advance Access to Truth Social

Aug 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Mike Lindell with wild hair, holding a burning pillow and ballot amidst flames, in a satirical trading card style.
#998

Livid Lindell

Mike Lindell's Fiery Collapse Over Trump Allegiance

Aug 13, 2026

A grotesque illustration of Joystick Jake, blending air traffic control with video gaming. Surrounded by chaotic props and screens, embodying the absurdity of mixing gamers with aviation duties.
#990

Joystick Jake

US Enlists Video Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers

Aug 11, 2026

A grotesque hacker with a massive exposed brain is frantically hacking on a distorted keyboard. Cracked screens show logos of OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta.
#984

Hackin' Hank

Israeli Startup Irregular Tied to Major Tech Hacks

Aug 9, 2026

A grotesque, exaggerated Burger King character crushing a Wendy's cup, holding a dripping Whopper, in a fast-food battlefield setting.
#981

Burger Kingpin

Burger King Surpasses Wendy's in American Burger Wars

Aug 8, 2026

A grotesque Dogecoin Shiba Inu mascot in a business suit on a shaky pile of coins, with a slimy whistle and bursting dollar bills, symbolizing financial deceit.
#979

Deceptive Doge

Watchdog Reveals Exaggeration in Dogecoin's Claim of $110bn Savings

Aug 8, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump with oil barrel head, holding a gas nozzle pouring money, surrounded by oil rigs and CEO vultures.
#963

Pump Pricey

Trump Demands Lower Gas Prices From Profitable Oil Companies

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque Texas figure with a huge cowboy hat, ticker-tape lasso, and oil-stained shirt dwarfed by Wall Street symbolism.
#962

Tex Cash

Texas Financial Boom Attempts to Rival New York

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque tech mogul with an inflated head being tattooed on the forehead by a giant tattoo gun, surrounded by tattooed job seekers.
#959

Tattooed Tycoon

Tech Mogul Demands Tattoos for Job Interviews, Causing Outrage

Aug 4, 2026

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