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A grotesque, exaggerated eyedrop bottle character with swollen eyes, leaky mouth, and stained lab coat in a chaotic lab scene. Satirical and humorous.
#1034

Sterile Eyedrop Steve

Massive Recall of 40,000 Eye Drop Bottles Over Sterility Fears

Aug 24, 2026

Trading card of Mitch McSlack, depicting an exaggerated Mitch McConnell with droopy jowls, a broken hourglass, cobwebbed fingers, in a musty Senate setting.
#1032

Mitch McSlack

Mitch McConnell's Stationary Senate Stint Before Hospitalization

Aug 23, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting 'Nuclear Donny', a grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with a mushroom cloud hairdo, warped face, and ticking bomb globe.
#1031

Nuclear Donny

Donald Trump's Actions Ignite Nuclear Tensions Worldwide

Aug 23, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring Ballroom Barry, a chaotic construction worker surrounded by extravagant, half-built ballroom decor.
#1030

Ballroom Barry

Supreme Court Greenlights Trump's $400M Ballroom Project

Aug 22, 2026

A grotesque baseball-headed player in a tattered jersey with multiple team logos, juggling hats from various teams with a confused expression.
#1029

Revolving Roger

Mr. Rogers' Baseball Team Shuffle

Aug 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Trump with ballooned head, in a chaotic election scene, juggling campaign signs, wearing tight American flag suit, sweating grime.
#1028

Ballot Balloony

Trump Urges Republicans to Imagine Him on the Midterm Ballot

Aug 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character with a green weed-shaped head, bulging eyes and missing teeth, stands amid fire and smoke, holding a joint and malfunctioning fire extinguisher.
#1027

Smokey Bud-Gale

Cannabis Facility Blazes as Fire Rips Through High River Plant

Aug 21, 2026

Grotesque trading card of 'Economic Eric', featuring a furious caricature with oversized head, comically holding a bomb-globe, sledgehammer, and standing on a twisting podium.
#1026

Economic Eric

Trump Declares 'Economic D-Day' on Iran Amidst Sanctions Threat

Aug 21, 2026

A grotesque, satirical portrayal of 'Debt Donny' with oversized dollar-sign head, crumbling Capitol, and controversial ballots, illustrating debt and political chaos.
#1025

Debt Donny

U.S. National Debt Reaches Record-High Amid Controversial Census Report

Aug 21, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of an army soldier obsessed with gaming, holding a game controller and enlistment papers with a calendar marked '4 DAYS OF GTA 6'.
#1024

Game Time Grant

Army Offers Four-Day Pass to Play ‘GTA 6’ as Reenlistment Incentive

Aug 21, 2026

A grotesque character 'Debt Donnie' representing U.S. national debt with burst dollar bills, oozing pustules, and a chaotic monetary background.
#1023

Debt Donnie

U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion, Sets Record Pace

Aug 20, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring an exaggerated cartoon of Donald Trump as a captain micromanaging a poorly designed warship model.
#1022

Dinghy Donald

Trump’s Micromanagement of Navy Carrier Design Spurs Setbacks

Aug 20, 2026

A grotesque trading card depicting a skeletal Harvard professor holding a bone diploma and a suitcase of body parts in a graveyard.
#1021

Morgue Mort

Harvard Settles $53 Million Lawsuit Over Body Part Trafficking

Aug 20, 2026

A trading card depicting 'Glitchy Gary', a congressman with a computer monitor head, surrounded by error-filled AI bills and malfunctioning tech in a chaotic office setting.
#1020

Glitchy Gary

AI-generated bills cause chaos in US Congress

Aug 19, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a grotesque cartoon of Matthew McConaughey in a cowboy get-up with a giant head, bedecked in records, chewing on a marijuana leaf, with a boombox playing Janet Jackson.
#1019

Marijuana McConaway

Matthew McConaughey Ditches Weed After Janet Jackson Marathon

Aug 19, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character of Kaia Gerber with a twisted didgeridoo performing a satirical exorcism, with flying ghosts and green slime.
#1018

Haunted Kaia

Kaia Gerber's Quirky Exorcism with a Didgeridoo

Aug 19, 2026

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