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A satirical trading card featuring 'Beaver Britain', a grotesque beaver building a dam out of bizarre objects amidst a flooded London street.
#737

Beaver Britain

Britain Turns to Beavers as Innovative Flood Control

May 23, 2026

Splatty Charles card: King Charles III with oversized head, seagull pooping on him, exaggerated facial expressions, background of cartoon palace.
#735

Splatty Charles

Seagull Surprise for King Charles III: A Royal Mess

May 22, 2026

An exaggerated cowboy preacher praying under a hot Texas sun with a smoking server, melting Texas ice cream, and dollar bills on fire.
#734

Data Center Dave

Texans Resort to Prayer Over Data Center Expansion

May 22, 2026

Grotesque cartoon hippo with Escobar mustache, Russian zookeeper, and 'Cocaine Chapo' on the card.
#732

Cocaine Chapo

Russia Steps In to Save 'Cocaine Hippos' from Cull

May 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character named Manhole Mabel with a giant head and shocked expression falling into a sinister-looking manhole amid NYC chaos.
#731

Manhole Mabel

Autopsy Reveals Cause of Death for Woman in NYC Manhole Incident

May 21, 2026

A grotesque school cook serving dirt mistaken for food, with horrified students around, in a colorful cartoon style reminiscent of Garbage Pail Kids.
#730

Dirt Dish Dana

Maine School Mistakenly Serves 'Baked Dirt' to Students

May 21, 2026

A grotesque scientist with an oversized head and chaotic lab coat is surrounded by comically mutant chickens hatching from 3D-printed eggs in a wild laboratory setting.
#714

DNA Dan

De-Extinction Startup Hatches Live Chicks from Artificial Eggs

May 21, 2026

Satirical card of 'Dumped Paul' with distorted features, holding a heart-shaped monitor showing 'ERROR: Love Not Found' amid digital chaos.
#728

Dumped Paul

Paul Schrader Says 'AI Girlfriend' Ends Relationship with 'Error' Message

May 20, 2026

Grotesque character Manure Max resembles a Garbage Pail Kid with dung-stained overalls, holding a manure shovel. Flies buzz around his head.
#727

Manure Max

EU Depends on Cow Manure Due to Fertilizer Shortage

May 20, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of a massive mosquito triumphantly atop a cracked pedestal featuring a shriveled Oliver Cromwell clutching his side with warts and sores.
#726

Mossquito Cromwell

Irish Councillor Proposes Monument for Mosquito That 'Killed' Cromwell

May 20, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card featuring 'Cocaine Kardashian' with exaggerated features, underwear stuffed with white powder, in a chaotic customs scene.
#725

Cocaine Kardashian

UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line

May 19, 2026

A satirical card featuring a grotesque Jon Stewart in shock, holding a 'WTF?!' sign, with Trump's head floating above a burning White House.
#724

Stunned Stewart

Jon Stewart Astonished by Trump's Outlandish Behavior

May 19, 2026

Bullet Bus Benny with a bus-shaped head speeding between L.A. and SF landmarks in a grotesque, humorous depiction.
#723

Bullet Bus Benny

California Plans 140 MPH 'Bullet Buses' Between L.A. and San Francisco

May 19, 2026

A trading card illustration of Grotesque Sydney Sweeney comically wrestling a snake with exaggerated features and chaotic props, styled as a Garbage Pail Kid.
#722

Slapstick Sydney

Sydney Sweeney's Wild Snake Wrestle Stuns Euphoria Fans

May 19, 2026

A grotesque tourist in a Hawaiian shirt scales a zoo fence with a huge Bitcoin, causing chaos in a monkey enclosure.
#720

Crypto Climbing Carl

Americans Arrested for Crypto Stunt in Zoo Enclosure

May 18, 2026

A grotesque, exaggerated caricature of Trump named Ticking Donald holds a bomb with a lit fuse. He sports clock-like eyebrows and a wind-up key.
#718

Ticking Donald

Trump Warns Iran with New Threat Amid Stalled Peace Talks

May 18, 2026

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