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A grotesque illustration of Parasitic Phil, with an oversized head filled with parasites, creating a satirical take on a brain invasion.
#878

Parasitic Phil

Man's Brain Invaded by Parasites After India Trip

Jul 8, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character with an oversized head and a decrepit car body, exhausted eyes bulging, in a chaotic 4th of July scene in San Francisco.
#877

Drained Dwayne

Waymo Cars Stuck in San Francisco on July 4th Drain Batteries

Jul 7, 2026

A grotesque pilot named 'Fireworks Frank' sits in a Delta plane cockpit, looking panicked as fireworks explode outside and chaos unfolds inside.
#875

Fireworks Frank

Delta Flight Explosively Greeted by Fireworks at Midway

Jul 6, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of an old man with wild hair fighting an alligator with a fishing pole, exaggerated and comically ugly in style.
#874

Gramps Gatorbait

71-Year-Old Fends Off Alligator with Fishing Pole in Swamp Attack

Jul 6, 2026

Parody card featuring an anxious Donald Trump with spewing coins and a strangling tie, alongside a fierce E. Jean Carroll demanding justice.
#873

Dodgy Donnie

Trump's Last-Ditch Effort to Avoid $5.8 Million Payout to E. Jean Carroll

Jul 5, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character, Tornado Taras, with fire tornado hair and cracked skin, in a burning scene with frightened firemen and Chernobyl background.
#872

Tornado Taras

Fire Tornado Spins Chaos in Chernobyl Zone

Jul 5, 2026

A grotesquely humorous illustration of 'Technophobic Tea Leo' seated on a robotic throne, with AI sparks flying and elements of communist imagery.
#871

Technophobic Tea Leo

Peter Thiel Accuses Pope Leo XIV of Being a 'Chinese Communist Agent' over AI Regs

Jul 5, 2026

Cartoonish trading card of a grotesque football player 'Rising Roger' with huge head and a Viagra pill in mouth, set against Mexican mountains.
#870

Rising Roger

England Football Team Approved to Use Viagra for World Cup Altitude Boost

Jul 5, 2026

Skydiver with bulging eyes and American flag entangled in a beer tent, surrounded by exploding beer mugs and an eagle on his helmet.
#869

Skydivin' Sven

Skydiver with American Flag Crash Lands in Beer Tent at July 4 Rodeo

Jul 4, 2026

A satirical trading card illustration featuring Fence Fiona, with grotesque features and goats, against a cluttered backyard scene.
#868

Fence Fiona

Family Faces HOA Lawsuit for Goat-Protecting Fence

Jul 4, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as a giant baby, complete with a heavy money bag labeled 'Trump Accounts', drooling slime, and dollar bills flying around.
#867

Trump Toddler

Millions of Babies to Receive $1,000 in Trump Accounts This July 4

Jul 3, 2026

A cartoon trading card featuring Neil, an oversized mischievous seal, causing chaos on a beach surrounded by frantic officials.
#866

Frenzied Neil

Australian Officials Plead for Privacy for Misbehaving Seal Neil

Jul 3, 2026

An exaggerated cartoon trading card featuring 'Crash Landing Clive', a disheveled pilot with an oversized head, crazed expression, and cityscape background, symbolizing a chaotic plane crash.
#865

Crash Landing Clive

Beijing Plane Crash Blamed on 'Personal Reasons', Raises Questions

Jul 2, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Trump, sunburnt and sweating, wearing an Uncle Sam hat on a melting podium, with eagles and a sweltering environment.
#864

Scorchin' Donald

Trump Insists on July 4 Speech in Sweltering Heat

Jul 2, 2026

A cartoonish card showing a daredevil climber with heart-shaped eyes proposing atop a distorted Empire State Building, surrounded by exaggerated chaos.
#863

Scale Engagement

Daredevil Climbers Propose atop Empire State Building

Jul 2, 2026

A grotesque depiction of a Yu-Gi-Oh player with poor hygiene, seated at a table with cartoonish exaggerated features, flies buzzing, and a cluttered game shop background.
#862

Stinky Stan

Oregon Card Shop Enforces Hygiene Rule for Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments

Jul 1, 2026

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