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A grotesque cartoon Titanic survivor wearing a tattered life jacket, with barnacles and seaweed, standing on a mock Titanic deck with icebergs.
#589

Titanic Trevor

Titanic Life Jacket Sells for Over $900,000 at Auction

Apr 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature named Beefy Bloom with beef-tallow-soaked skin and salmon sperm garnishes, creating a ludicrous skincare routine.
#587

Beefy Bloom

Exploring Bizarre Skincare Trends with Beef Tallow and Salmon Sperm

Apr 19, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a man with a Lego box on his head, noodly Lego model, and pasta-filled pockets, in a chaotic toy store backdrop.
#586

Pasta Pete

California Man Replaces Stolen Legos with Pasta

Apr 19, 2026

A grotesque trading card illustration of a human in a bear suit with exaggerated facial features, cash spilling from pockets, and a massive fake insurance claim form.
#585

Fraudulent Fred

Trio Sentenced for Bear Suit Insurance Fraud

Apr 18, 2026

Trading card of 'Kegstand Kash'. An oversized head character in a messy party setting with a huge cocktail glass, spilled drinks, and chaotic background.
#584

Kegstand Kash

Top Officials Expose Keystone Kash's Wild Booze-Fueled Parties

Apr 18, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Maduro with detached head in military uniform, surrounded by purgers with butterfly nets. Background features crumbling palace.
#583

Misplaced Maduro

Political Turmoil in Venezuela as Maduro's Era Ends

Apr 18, 2026

A grotesque pilot with a cat-like head makes 'meow meow' sounds in a chaotic cockpit in Garbage Pail Kids style.
#581

Meowling Maverick

Pilots In Trouble for Making Animal Noises on Air Traffic Frequency

Apr 18, 2026

A grotesque political figure holds a chaotic game console, spewing video game characters in wild disorder over global landmarks.
#580

Game Ban Glen

Japan Slams White House for Nintendo Game Footage in Iran Campaign

Apr 17, 2026

A trading card featuring an exaggerated caricature of Donald Trump misquoting the Pope, surrounded by bewildered angels and a confused small Pope figure.
#579

Trumped Trump

Trump Falsely Attributes Quotes to the Pope in Bizarre Break from Reality

Apr 17, 2026

Satirical trading card of Pete Hegseth with a distorted head, stained suit, misquoted Pulp Fiction speech bubbles, and cartoonish Pentagon backdrop.
#578

Preachy Pete

Pete Hegseth Roasted for 'Pulp Fiction' Prayer Gaffe

Apr 17, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a shifty SantaCon organizer as 'Santa Scammy', depicting the character in a grimy Santa suit with dollar sign eyes, fake snow, and 'Charity Scam' receipts.
#576

Santa Scammy

SantaCon Organizer Arrested Amid Charity Fraud Allegations

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque cruise passenger with a giant tequila bottle, sunburned skin, and a bursting belly on a tilting cruise deck, surrounded by tequila spills.
#575

Tequila Tommy

Cruise Passenger Wins Damages After Downing 14 Shots of Tequila

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque trading card showing 'Detain-a-Dan,' a Canadian panicking as an alligator holds him, surrounded by dollar notes in a swamp prison setting.
#574

Detain-a-Dan

Canadian Held in 'Alligator Alcatraz' Over Tax Issues

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque video game developer with bulging eyes and greasy hair, adjusting an 'incest dial' in an arcade setting.
#573

Patched Pete

Street Fighter 6 Receives Patch Over Family Connections Controversy

Apr 16, 2026

Grotesque Trump with bulging eyes being punched by massive Jesus with serene smile, set against a hellish background with flames and demons.
#572

Trump Thumpin' Jesus

Iran's AI Video Features Jesus Sending Trump to Hell

Apr 16, 2026

A parody trading card showing Altering Al, a grotesque character with a sneaker head, tangled laces, and digital tongue. He holds a glowing AI brain beside dollar butterflies in a hybrid shoe-tech store.
#571

Altering Al

Allbirds Shifts from Shoes to AI, Stock Skyrockets 700%

Apr 16, 2026

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