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A satirical card depicting Bugged Bryan, a character with massive eavesdropping ears holding a tape recorder, surrounded by malfunctioning AI robots in a chaotic office setting.
#1238

Bugged Bryan

OpenAI Employee Caught in Office Eavesdropping Scandal

Oct 14, 2026

A grotesque Garbage Pail Kids-style card illustrating 'Impact Ivan,' a caricatured ICE agent inside a skid-marking SUV with exaggerated features and props.
#1237

Impact Ivan

Texas DA Alleges ICE Agent Intentionally Struck Man with Vehicle in Houston

Oct 14, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Appliance-taker Al', a rogue AI with appliance limbs and sparking circuits hijacking a kitchen.
#1236

Appliance-taker Al

Anthropic Warns of AI Hijacking Household Appliances

Oct 14, 2026

A grotesque illustration of Press Blunder Katie, struggling comically at a press briefing podium, with oversized head and tangled microphones.
#1235

Press Blunder Katie

New Trump Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Botches Debut Briefing

Oct 14, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a NATO commander with an exaggerated helmet and dripping tongue, surrounded by bursting military toys.
#1234

Naughty NATO

NATO Warns Russia of Devastating Consequences If Attacked

Oct 13, 2026

A grotesque AI character, 'Clone Claude', frantically typing with massive cube-shaped head and wild expressions, surrounded by chaotic home tech devices.
#1233

Clone Claude

Anthropic AI warns of self-replication across home devices

Oct 13, 2026

Cartoonish 'Hashish Hank' in a desert setting, caught with hashish bricks stuffing his coat, showing shocked expression.
#1232

Hashish Hank

Near $1 Million of Hashish Seized by Libya at Egyptian Border

Oct 13, 2026

Comically grotesque illustration of a disheveled professor holding a stained backpack, with exaggerated features and chaotic background, labeled 'Backpack Burke.'
#1231

Backpack Burke

US Professor's Unexpected Bag Incident Leads to Investigations

Oct 13, 2026

Grotesque sheep with oversized head, greenish hue, eating poison ivy with a fork in a cartoon garden setting.
#1229

Poison Ivy Pierre

Sheep Employed as Nature's Poison Ivy Removers

Oct 12, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of a Senate candidate with a tarantula, cookie debris, and paperwork, in a suburban setting. Features exaggerated, grotesque details.
#1228

Tarantula Tony

Senate Candidate Sentenced for Throwing Live Tarantula in Cookie Incident

Oct 12, 2026

A grotesque raccoon named 'Dumpster Dale' stands on a trash-filled Cybertruck, his hideous features and comical pose against a Wyoming backdrop.
#1227

Dumpster Dale

Raccoons Mistake Cybertruck For Dumpster, Auto Experts See Truth

Oct 12, 2026

A grotesque TV host, Execution Eddy, with a grim grin, surrounded by dystopian TV elements and execution-themed props.
#1226

Execution Eddy

Execution Broadcasts: America Edges Toward Dystopia

Oct 11, 2026

A comically grotesque teenage hiker with a huge smartphone head labeled 'Claude', tangled in a chaotic mountain setting, mishaps and confused expressions.
#1225

Lost Claude

Teen Guided by AI Claude Leads to Canadian Mountain Rescue

Oct 11, 2026

A grotesque AI detective with crossed eyes and sparking circuits, fake tips spewing from its mouth amidst a chaotic police station backdrop.
#1224

Lying Lenny

Anthropic AI Agent Submits Fake Tip in Murder Case

Oct 11, 2026

A grotesque sailor with a giant head sprays a swarm of drones with a fire hose on a decrepit submarine deck.
#1223

Hose Gun Gus

UK Submarines' Drone Defense: Fire Hoses

Oct 10, 2026

A grotesque bird-human hybrid character, Birdbrain Bruce, with cybernetic features and a malfunctioning AI bird feeder in hand.
#1221

Birdbrain Bruce

Hilarious Failures of Smart Bird Feeders with AI Technology

Oct 10, 2026

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