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A grotesque 'Caveman Trumpet' trading card, featuring a prehistoric styled Trump with a giant smartphone and club, set in a modernized cave.
#510

Caveman Trumpet

Iran Criticizes Trump’s 'Caveman' Social Media Rants Amidst Middle East Tensions

Apr 6, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Cliff Climb Carp', a grotesque fish climbing a waterfall with human-like hands amidst splashing water and buzzing flies.
#509

Cliff Climb Carp

Congo's Unique Fish Scales Waterfalls with Ease

Apr 6, 2026

Trading card of Pam Bondi dragging her portrait from a trash can labeled 'DOJ Rejects,' with her oversized head, frantic expression, and flag costume.
#508

Dumped Debbie

Pam Bondi's Portrait Found in Trash Following Attorney General Firing

Apr 6, 2026

Grotesque cartoon Trump with wild hair stands on island, angrily shaking fist at distorted Strait of Hormuz map, with speech bubbles and chaotic seascape.
#507

Trump Titanic

Trump's Outlandish Strait of Hormuz Threat: 'Open it, You Crazy B--ds!'

Apr 6, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with a tornado-like comb-over holds a giant quill, surrounded by profane cartoons, an irate Easter Bunny, and a podium with eggs.
#506

Testy Trump

Trump's Bizarre Easter Message Mixes Threats and Praise

Apr 6, 2026

Trading card of Floater Felicia, holding a poisoned root beer float with a goofy detective outfit amidst a chaotic crime scene.
#505

Floater Felicia

Indiana Plot to Kill Unveiled by Poisoned Root Beer Float

Apr 5, 2026

A grotesque satirical trading card of a Miami billionaire on a gold-plated helicopter rotor with flying money and melting assets.
#504

Chopper Cash Clyde

Miami Billionaires' Extravagant $1,000-a-Minute Commute

Apr 4, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a grotesque Easter lamb cake with buttercream eyes and jelly bean features in a colorful, exaggerated style.
#503

Cake Eater Conner

Exploring the Quirky Tradition of Easter Lamb Cakes

Apr 4, 2026

A grotesque rat character named 'Prophylact-Rodent' juggling condoms and syringes in an alley filled with trash.
#502

Prophylact-Rodent

DC Attempts Rodent Population Control with Birth Control

Apr 4, 2026

Grotesque cartoon character Choco Chuckle with a chocolate bar head and a factory background, lampooning the unusual chocolate drug recall.
#500

Choco Chuckle

US Company Recalls Chocolates Contaminated with Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

Apr 4, 2026

Trading card of a comedic, grotesque cheesemaker with a cheese wedge head, using a drill to make cheese holes. Bright, exaggerated colors with a satirical tone.
#499

Hole-y Hank

Swiss Cheesemakers Revamp Emmental Holes Artificially

Apr 4, 2026

A grotesque character with a raw beef head and fast-food attire sits on a shopping cart in a supermarket aisle, surrounded by dollar bills turning into hamburgers.
#498

Beefy Bill

Ground Beef Now Costs More Than Federal Minimum Wage

Apr 3, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Wipe-out Walter', a grotesque character with Trump's likeness, mopping a pink paint 'meltdown' in a skewed Oval Office.
#496

Wipe-out Walter

White House Attempts to Cover Up Trump's Chaotic Footage

Apr 3, 2026

A hilarious trading card depicting a crazed political candidate holding a giant tarantula, with tenants ducking in a spider-infested Airbnb.
#492

Tarantula Tucker

Candidate Found Guilty After Tarantula Assault at Airbnb

Apr 3, 2026

Artificial Arlo, an exaggerated fast-food mascot with a grotesque sandwich-shaped head and fake meat features, stands in a parody fast-food setting.
#491

Artificial Arlo

Arby’s Shift to Non-Human Ingredients Backfires Hilariously

Apr 2, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Matt Gaetz in an alien lab, with a giant head and a clipboard, surrounded by wacky alien babies in test tubes.
#489

Extraterrestrial Elvin

Matt Gaetz Claims Briefing on Alien Breeding Program

Apr 2, 2026

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