Grotesque cartoon of a Senate candidate with a tarantula, cookie debris, and paperwork, in a suburban setting. Features exaggerated, grotesque details.

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Senate Candidate Sentenced for Throwing Live Tarantula in Cookie Incident

Published October 12, 2026

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In a bizarre turn of events, a US Senate candidate was sentenced for throwing a live tarantula at a neighbor after confronting a Girl Scout for selling cookies without a permit. This grotesque and satirical trading card captures the absurdity of the situation.

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A US Senate candidate garnered attention after confronting a girl and her mother for selling cookies without a permit, leading to an altercation involving a live tarantula. The candidate, embroiled in this bizarre incident, was sentenced for the unusual offense. The case highlights the absurdity of his actions and the unexpected twists in local politics.

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