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#762

Loony Toon

Georgia Man 'Loony Toon' Sentenced for Shooting Incident

May 31, 2026

#759

Vino Vixen Shannon

Los Gatos Party Mom Sentenced for Hosting Illicit Teen Parties

May 29, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of David Rush holding oversized gold bars in a messy office, surrounded by paper chaos and dollar bills.

#756

Gilded Goldy David

Ex-US Official Nabbed with $40 Million Gold Stash

May 29, 2026

A grotesque and deranged Kit Kat bar character entangled in a semitrailer wreckage, surrounded by spilled candy bars and circling crows.

#755

Crash-ette Carl

Kit Kat Truck Overturns on Highway, Spilling Thousands of Pounds of Bars

May 28, 2026

#752

Chemical Camille

Chemical Implosion in Washington Causes Multiple Deaths

May 26, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting a grotesque dog with a shotgun in a messy convenience store, characterized by chaotic oversized grocery items and a frightened customer.

#751

Shooter Spot

Dog Causes Chaos with Shotgun in Nebraska Store Incident

May 26, 2026

A grotesque toddler with a massive head holds an oversized revolver, wearing a diaper filled with bullets. Sinister baby toys scattered around illustrate a surreal traffic stop scene, oozing with humor and shock.

#750

Diaper Derringer

Toddler Retrieves Loaded Gun from Diaper Bag During Traffic Stop

May 26, 2026

#748

Mystery Massie

Rogue Republican Massie Claims Melania Linked to Epstein Files

May 26, 2026

A grotesque illustration of a Trump-like character in a prison-striped suit, oversized golden hair, holding keys, stepping on Alcatraz Island with comical prisoners.

#746

Alcatraz Ace

Trump Requests $152 Million to Reopen Alcatraz as Prison

May 25, 2026

A comically exaggerated Secret Service agent with frazzled hair, bulging eyes, and a fake gun in his trembling hand. Background: chaotic White House.

#745

Panicked Percy

Gunshots Near White House Cause Chaos

May 25, 2026

A cartoonish trading card of a dog in a truck, clumsily holding a shotgun with a startled expression.

#741

Shotgun Spot

Dog Accidentally Fires Shotgun at Gas Station

May 24, 2026

#732

Cocaine Chapo

Russia Steps In to Save 'Cocaine Hippos' from Cull

May 22, 2026

#731

Manhole Mabel

Autopsy Reveals Cause of Death for Woman in NYC Manhole Incident

May 21, 2026

#725

Cocaine Kardashian

UK Police Discover Cocaine Worth $9.3M Hidden in Kim Kardashian's Underwear Line

May 19, 2026

A grotesque tourist in a Hawaiian shirt scales a zoo fence with a huge Bitcoin, causing chaos in a monkey enclosure.

#720

Crypto Climbing Carl

Americans Arrested for Crypto Stunt in Zoo Enclosure

May 18, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card featuring a grotesque caricature of Trump with dollar signs in bulging eyes, cash spewing ears, and a morphing gavel, against a distorted Washington D.C. background.

#713

Taxing Trump

Trump’s IRS Lawsuit Reveals $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Plot

May 17, 2026