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A grotesque cartoon of 'Grenade Gus', a crazed character with a massive head, holding a lit grenade in front of an exploding station.
#891

Grenade Gus

Police Warn Public Against Bringing Grenades to Stations

Jul 12, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character named 'Stitchin' Sienna' with wild hair, holding a massive needle and thread. A sewn-faced dummy in the background.
#890

Stitchin' Sienna

Woman Charged for Sewing Roommate’s Lips Together

Jul 12, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of an old man with wild hair fighting an alligator with a fishing pole, exaggerated and comically ugly in style.
#874

Gramps Gatorbait

71-Year-Old Fends Off Alligator with Fishing Pole in Swamp Attack

Jul 6, 2026

Parody card featuring an anxious Donald Trump with spewing coins and a strangling tie, alongside a fierce E. Jean Carroll demanding justice.
#873

Dodgy Donnie

Trump's Last-Ditch Effort to Avoid $5.8 Million Payout to E. Jean Carroll

Jul 5, 2026

A satirical trading card illustration featuring Fence Fiona, with grotesque features and goats, against a cluttered backyard scene.
#868

Fence Fiona

Family Faces HOA Lawsuit for Goat-Protecting Fence

Jul 4, 2026

Garbage Pail Kids-style card of a smelly man in swim trunks, eyes bulging, holding a dirty pool skimmer, with horrified lifeguards in the background.
#844

Poopy Pool Pete

Man Admits to Repeatedly Defecating in Public Pool

Jun 26, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Herpes Harold', an Arby's manager with exaggerated features, humorously depicted mid-spit in a fast-food setting.
#839

Herpes Harold

Arby's Manager Allegedly Transmits Herpes by Spitting in Food

Jun 25, 2026

Grotesque Russian dignitary 'Shroomy Sergey' in a Kremlin dining room, with mushroom-related absurdity surrounding him.
#831

Shroomy Sergey

Putin Critic Falls to Alleged Mushroom Mishap

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque robot cop with a blank ticket book and tangled in police tape, representing failure in tech-police integration.
#827

Bustless Bot

Ohio Police Retire Ineffective Robocop with No Arrests

Jun 21, 2026

A bizarre trading card depicting Crocodile Connor with an oversized head and sickly grin, holding a toddler over a leaping crocodile in a chaotic zoo scene.
#820

Crocodile Connor

Man Arrested for Tossing Toddler into Zoo Crocodile Enclosure

Jun 18, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Missile Musk', Elon Musk with a missile-shaped head, typing at a sparking laptop amidst a chaotic missile control room.
#819

Missile Musk

Musk’s Grok AI Aids in Pentagon's Missile Operations

Jun 18, 2026

A grotesque parody illustration of 'Salty Sid,' a bungling hustler caught selling kosher salt as meth, in a chaotic, cluttered alley.
#818

Salty Sid

Man Charged for Kosher Salt 'Meth' Sale to Undercover Officer

Jun 18, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Drone Curtis', a nerdy character tangled in drone propellers with exaggerated features, set against a chaotic White House UFC scene.
#817

Drone Curtis

FBI Thwarts Kamikaze Drone Assault on Trump UFC Event

Jun 17, 2026

A grotesque depiction of 'Slack Cordana,' a terrified woman falling mid-air with severed ropes, surrounded by bumbling bungee workers.
#807

Slack Cordana

Bungee Jump Blunder: Woman Falls to Death Without Safety Cord

Jun 14, 2026

A grotesque character 'McMuffin Molly' with exaggerated features holds a revolting Sausage McMuffin in a mock courtroom, surrounded by comical legal props.
#803

McMuffin Molly

Texas Woman Files Suit Over 'Unwholesome' Sausage McMuffin

Jun 13, 2026

A comical card of 'Chocolate Chip Chuck', a scammer tricked into accepting chocolate coins instead of gold. Grotesque features, surrounded by chocolate coins.
#801

Chocolate Chip Chuck

Accused Scammer Receives Chocolate Coins Instead of Gold

Jun 12, 2026

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