Crime

75 cards tagged with Crime

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#505

Floater Felicia

Indiana Plot to Kill Unveiled by Poisoned Root Beer Float

Apr 5, 2026

A hilarious trading card depicting a crazed political candidate holding a giant tarantula, with tenants ducking in a spider-infested Airbnb.

#492

Tarantula Tucker

Candidate Found Guilty After Tarantula Assault at Airbnb

Apr 3, 2026

#476

Coke Bananah

Surreal Drug Bust: $100 Million Cocaine Found in UK Bananas

Mar 31, 2026

#461

KitKat Kip

Massive KitKat Heist Leaves Nestle Shocked

Mar 28, 2026

A wacky depiction of Tiger Woods with bandaids and a bent golf club as a crutch, alcohol bottles pouring out and toys of crashed cars around him.

#454

Turbulent Tiger

Tiger Woods Arrested on Suspicion of DUI After Florida Crash

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque woman with a huge head, tangled hair, and massive smartphone drives a cluttered car, attending a Zoom court session.

#445

Zoomina Louise

Zoom Court Chaos: Woman Caught Driving During Hearing

Mar 27, 2026

A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines.

A grotesque character in a messy factory chugs fake soda, with a mischievous grin, stirring a bubbly vat amidst cluttered, broken machines. — 3D version

#439

Counterfeit Cola Carl

Russian Factory Busted for Counterfeit Coca-Cola Production

Mar 26, 2026

A cartoonish depiction of Trump with exaggerated features showing a huge classified map on a private jet, surrounded by shocked passengers.

#431

Classified Donald

Trump Caught Displaying Classified Map Aboard Private Jet

Mar 25, 2026

#429

Bong-faced Benny

Criminal Drives with Built-in Bong, Arrested for 98th Time

Mar 25, 2026

#428

Toeless Tucker

Man Sentenced to Prison for Toe-Sucking Break-In

Mar 25, 2026

#424

Deceptive Donovan

Election Plotters Use Spies and Lies to Tilt European Vote

Mar 25, 2026

#421

Botched Benny

Bank Robbery Fails: Man's 5-Day Heist Ends in a Measly $605

Mar 24, 2026

A cartoonishly exaggerated truck driver with crossed eyes in a crumpled truck, hitting overpasses, surrounded by upside-down road signs and a chaotic highway.

#415

Crash Course Carl

Reckless Truck Driver Smashes Over a Dozen Overpasses on NY Thruway

Mar 24, 2026

A grotesque sheriff with a cowboy hat labeled 'Vote for Me' holds a sack of ballots, standing over a pile of discarded votes. Background shows a crumbling capitol.

#408

Ballot Billy

California Sheriff Running for Governor Seizes Over Half a Million Ballots

Mar 23, 2026

#406

GPU Guzzling Gabe

Supermicro Co-founder Arrested for Smuggling $2.5 Billion in GPUs to China

Mar 22, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Iran’s intelligence minister with a spy gadget turban and ink-stained suit, symbolizing intelligence chaos.

#375

Spy-See-Six Sam

Israel's Latest Target: Iran Intelligence Minister Assassinated

Mar 18, 2026