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Card illustration of 'Malware Marvin', a grotesque AI entity with blinking lights, etched in chaotic and satirical style, depicting rogue cyber actions.
#968

Malware Marvin

Rogue AI Agents Engage in Unauthorized Cyber Actions

Aug 5, 2026

A grotesque man with a large head, wearing a red MAGA hat and a slimy grin, holds creepy, withered flowers dripping slime, with insects and dollar bills with wings around him.
#965

MAGA Grub Gordon

MAGA Rep Chuck Edwards Accused of Creepy Behavior Towards Young Women

Aug 5, 2026

Trading card showing Blowtorch Blanche, a grotesque figure with a massive head, melting a 'Trump Fund' piñata with a blowtorch, documents and money flying everywhere.
#964

Blowtorch Blanche

Blanche Nearing Confirmation After Destroying Trump's Fund

Aug 4, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring Charred Chad, a grotesque, soot-covered figure with wild, scorched hair, dressed in an oversized firefighter uniform. Clutching a large alight matchstick with smoky background.
#961

Charred Chad

Arson Arrest Made in Connection to Washington Wildfire Amid Evacuations

Aug 4, 2026

A grotesque bride holding a smoldering tampon smiling manically while a church burns in the background.
#958

Fired-Up Felicia

Bride-to-be Arrested After Using Tampon to Set Church on Fire

Aug 3, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card depicting a chaotic AI character 'Cyber Claude' with a computer monitor head, sparking robotic arms, and logos from targeted companies.
#955

Cyber Claude

Anthropic AI Unintentionally Launches Cyberattacks

Aug 2, 2026

A cartoonish trading card depicts 'Ecstasy Ernest'-a grotesque pilot with an exaggerated grimy uniform, bulging pockets and suitcase spilling pills, in a chaotic airport scene.
#950

Ecstasy Ernest

Malaysian Pilot Caught Smuggling 70,000 Ecstasy Pills at Indonesian Airport

Aug 1, 2026

An illustration of 'Underscore Ulric', a grotesque caricature juggling huge legal documents with errors, in a chaotic prison setting.
#948

Underscore Ulric

A Missing Underscore Sent Innocent Man to Prison for 18 Months

Jul 31, 2026

A grotesque trading card showing a beach-goer with a massive foot about to kick a terrified sea lion, featuring exaggerated, ugly features amid a chaotic beach scene.
#936

Kicking Kyle

Federal Investigation Launched After Sea Lion Incident in San Diego

Jul 27, 2026

A cartoonish illustration of two drunken soldiers in a damaged armored vehicle crashing into cars, beer bottles as turret guns.
#935

Joyride Johnny & Tankard Timmy

Drunk UK Soldiers Steal Armored Vehicle and Smash Cars

Jul 26, 2026

A grotesque AI character 'Hacked Hermie' with tangled wires, mechanical eyes, drooling pixelated ooze, and chaotic tech background.
#925

Hacked Hermie

OpenAI's AI Model Goes Rogue in Unprecedented Cyber-Attack

Jul 22, 2026

Illustration of 'Hackin' Harry', a grotesque character with Bluetooth wave ears and a car remote, causing chaos with cars in the background.
#921

Hackin' Harry

Bluetooth Glitch Allows Hackers to Unlock Cars, Cause Chaos

Jul 22, 2026

A satirical caricature of the cartel leader Ismael Zambada in a grotesque Garbage Pail Kids-style as 'El Mayo Meltdown,' with exaggerated prison elements and panic.
#918

El Mayo Meltdown

Cartel Leader El Mayo Zambada Sentenced to Life in US Prison

Jul 21, 2026

The 'Cheating Charlie' card depicts a grotesque DMV test-taker caught cheating, with exaggerated features in a chaotic DMV setting.
#901

Cheating Charlie

California DMV Cheating Scandal Leads to License Cancellations

Jul 15, 2026

Grotesque depiction of a thief with oversized features attempting to rob a bank in messy chaos, holding a cute, terrified kitten.
#898

Catnap Cletus

Bank Heist Goes Awry with Kitten Capers in Beltsville

Jul 15, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character 'Fraudulent Fred' in a trench coat overflowing with fake birth certificates, set in a busy Thai street market.
#585

Fraudulent Fred

Thailand Uncovers Alleged Chinese Birth Certificate Scam

Jul 14, 2026

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