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Grotesque cartoon of Steven Seagal as 'Shady Seagal', surrounded by weapons and crates labeled 'Made in Russia', in a satirical Garbage Pail Kids style.
#641

Shady Seagal

Ukraine Accuses Steven Seagal of Receiving Illegal Weapons

Apr 30, 2026

A grotesque woman holding a beehive with swarming bees, deputies fleeing in panic. Her hair is a hive, and she's clad in eviction notices stained in honey.
#637

Bee Buzzer Brenda

Massachusetts Woman Uses Swarm of Bees to Resist Eviction

Apr 29, 2026

Grotesque card with 'Withdrawn Wilma,' displaying a hilariously manic bank scene with a skeletal sidekick beside a grimy vault.
#635

Withdrawn Wilma

Odisha Man Uses Sister's Skeleton for Bank Withdrawal

Apr 28, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of Kim Jong Un with large head, bulging eyes, and rotting teeth, holding a TNT detonator labeled 'Self-Blast!' amid cartoon explosions and flying toy soldiers.
#633

Kaboom Jong Un

Kim Jong Un Implements 'Self-Blasting' Policy for Soldiers in Ukraine

Apr 28, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style trading card of 'Pigeon Pilfer Pete', a grotesque thief with a net of racing pigeons and a sack of birdseed.
#629

Pigeon Pilfer Pete

Criminals Target Elite Racing Pigeons in 'Fowl Play'

Apr 27, 2026

A chaotic trading card illustration of two teens riding a lawnmower through a Target store, in classic Garbage Pail Kids style.
#627

Lawnmower Luke

Florida Teens Arrested After Target Mower Mayhem

Apr 27, 2026

A grotesque surgeon, 'Lyft-Lobotomy Len,' with an oversized head is sweating behind a Lyft wheel. He clutches a scalpel with organs dangling, while eyeballs spill from a bag. Police sirens reflect in the car's rear-view mirror.
#623

Ride-Share-Lobotomy Len

Florida Surgeon Driving Lyft Arrested for Wrong Organ Removal

Apr 26, 2026

A grotesque portrayal of a U.S. Mint official offering cartel gold as 'American' in tattered Uncle Sam attire, overflowing with gold and cash.
#621

Minty McGreed

U.S. Mint Accused of Selling Drug Cartel Gold as American

Apr 26, 2026

A satirical parody featuring Weather Win Willy, a grotesque character with an oversized head, manipulating weather with a hair dryer while surrounded by cartoon thunderstorms.
#618

Weather Win Willy

French Gambler Allegedly Uses Hair Dryer to Win Weather Bet

Apr 26, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character, Pee Party Patel, with an oversized head and disheveled suit, panicking as he urinates publicly. A frothy mug in hand, surrounded by neon bar lights.
#614

Pee Party Patel

Kash Patel Arrested for Public Urination After Night Out

Apr 25, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Elon Musk as 'Elon Faux', tangled in digital distortion, holding a warped smartphone in a chaotic tech-factory scene.
#596

Elon Faux

French Prosecutors Investigate Elon Musk Over Deepfake Allegations

Apr 21, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a man with a Lego box on his head, noodly Lego model, and pasta-filled pockets, in a chaotic toy store backdrop.
#586

Pasta Pete

California Man Replaces Stolen Legos with Pasta

Apr 19, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a shifty SantaCon organizer as 'Santa Scammy', depicting the character in a grimy Santa suit with dollar sign eyes, fake snow, and 'Charity Scam' receipts.
#576

Santa Scammy

SantaCon Organizer Arrested Amid Charity Fraud Allegations

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque trading card showing 'Detain-a-Dan,' a Canadian panicking as an alligator holds him, surrounded by dollar notes in a swamp prison setting.
#574

Detain-a-Dan

Canadian Held in 'Alligator Alcatraz' Over Tax Issues

Apr 16, 2026

A grotesque surgeon with bulging eyes holds a slimy liver, surrounded by angry spleens, in a chaotic operating room. Caption reads 'Blunder Doc'.
#563

Blunder Doc

Florida Doctor Indicted for Fatal Organ Removal Mishap

Apr 14, 2026

A grotesque 'cocaine hippo' with white powder stains, exaggerated rotten features, holding money, in a Colombian jungle setting with parody elements.
#561

Cocaine Cully

Colombia Taking Action Against Pablo Escobar's Invasive Cocaine Hippos

Apr 14, 2026

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