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A grotesque 'cocaine hippo' with white powder stains, exaggerated rotten features, holding money, in a Colombian jungle setting with parody elements.
#561

Cocaine Cully

Colombia Taking Action Against Pablo Escobar's Invasive Cocaine Hippos

Apr 14, 2026

A grotesque, cartoonish character labeled 'Bare Burglar' sneaks in an alley with a fig leaf, bulbous eyes, holding a sparking flashlight and twisted crowbar.
#560

Bare Burglar

Naked Burglar Busted After Police Stakeout in Centreville

Apr 14, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style illustration of a cartoonishly bloated Donald Trump with McDonald's, next to a confused delivery person holding Iran war questions.
#559

Fast-Food Donald

Trump Takes Iran War Questions After McDonald's DoorDash Arrival

Apr 14, 2026

A cartoonishly grotesque JD Vance sweating with a novelty knife marked 'Public Opinion' twisted by Obama, amidst laughing cartoon voters.
#558

Vehement Vance

Obama Ridicules JD Vance After Election Blow

Apr 13, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a sailor named Hormuz Harley steering a barnacle-covered wheel amidst chaotic seas and a leaking oil tanker.
#557

Hormuz Harley

U.S. Commences Naval Blockade of Strait of Hormuz

Apr 13, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of 'Legal Lego Lenny', a caricature thief with a massive head, holding a sack of Legos amid a chaotic toy store scene, with cop cars and Lego towers.
#556

Legal Lego Lenny

Three Arrested in SoCal's $1 Million Lego Heist

Apr 13, 2026

Trading card of a grotesquely exaggerated Pavel Durov with a giant encryption key amid melting apps, parodying tech privacy claims.
#554

Protected Pavel

Telegram Founder Durov Critiques WhatsApp's Encryption

Apr 13, 2026

Cartoon of an orange-faced, exaggerated politician in a mock military outfit with oversized toys and fake medals, set against a chaotic sea background.
#552

Blockade Brad

Trump Threatens Blockade of Strait of Hormuz After Failed Iran Talks

Apr 13, 2026

Grotesque caricature of a young man with a Molotov cocktail labeled 'AI Fear Juice,' surrounded by devilish robots, chaotic San Francisco skyline.
#551

Molotov Moreno

Sam Altman Firebomber's AI Doomsday Fears

Apr 13, 2026

Trading card illustration of a grotesque character with a hatchet damaging a US military plane at an airport, in Garbage Pail Kids style.
#550

Insane Invasion Ivan

Man with Hatchet Breaches Security, Damages US Military Plane

Apr 12, 2026

A cartoon parody of Ugandan General demanding money and a bride, with grotesque features, oversized military medals, and a reluctant bride.
#549

Monetary Muhoozi

Ugandan General's Bizarre $1 Billion and Bride Demand from Turkey

Apr 12, 2026

A grotesque cartoon depiction of Trump joyfully holding popcorn, remote in hand, feet on shaking globe with U.F.C. fighters below.
#548

Brawl-Hungry Don

Trump Attends U.F.C. Fight As Iran Negotiations Dissolve

Apr 12, 2026

Cartoon character 'Bible Smuggler Gilda' with barbed wire hair in a dirty orange jumpsuit holding a drug-laden dripping Bible in front of a comic prison scene.
#547

Bible Smuggler Gilda

Texas Woman Jailed for Drug-Soaked Bible Smuggling Scheme

Apr 12, 2026

Grillin' Greg, a grotesque character with a cleaver, interacts hysterically with a meat-filled vending machine.
#546

Grillin' Greg

Bozeman Opens 24/7 Meat Vending Machine

Apr 12, 2026

A grotesque Pope Leo, with an oversized head and distorted features, attempts to spin a basketball with help from a gangly Harlem Globetrotter. Basketball chaos in a divine setting.
#545

Dribbling Leo

Harlem Globetrotters School Pope Leo in Basketball Tricks

Apr 11, 2026

A trading card of 'Poophoria Paula', a grotesque cartoon gastroenterologist holding a plunger and toilet paper, seated on an animated toilet with chaotic bathroom elements.
#544

Poophoria Paula

Tips for Achieving 'Poophoria' from a Gastroenterologist's New Book

Apr 11, 2026

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