Blastoff Brad
Former Employee Drives Explosives-Filled Car into Multnomah Athletic Club
Published May 3, 2026
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A former employee of the Multnomah Athletic Club drove an explosives-laden car into the building, causing significant destruction. The satirical card captures this bizarre incident with dark humor, featuring 'Blastoff Brad' in a chaotic scene.
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A former employee allegedly drove a car filled with explosives into the Multnomah Athletic Club in Portland, Oregon, resulting in extensive damage to the building. At least one person was reported dead after the incident. Investigations uncovered possible explosive devices at the scene, prompting further examination by police and fire officials. The community is reeling from this shocking event.
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