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Grotesque caricature of a male mayor with baby bottle and rattle, surrounded by protesting businessmen in chaotic nursery.
#854

Paternity Pete

Japanese Mayor Takes Paternity Leave, Sparks Outrage

Jun 28, 2026

A satirical trading card of Donald Trump with exaggerated features, holding a golden pickaxe. His sons hold bags of cash. Background includes fake jewels and coins.
#852

Digger Don

Trump Mining Deal: Sons Set to Benefit

Jun 28, 2026

A grotesque military general caricature with massive head, sweating profusely, launching missiles with a slingshot and juggling drones, set against a chaotic Persian Gulf map.
#848

Strait Shot Sam

US Launches Strikes on Iran Following Drone Attack on Cargo Ship

Jun 27, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Trump grinning evilly at a desk surrounded by broken voting machines and scurrying GOP gremlins. Laugh-out-loud satirical chaos.
#610

Turbulent Trump

Trump's Alleged Scheme Shocks Own Party

Jun 25, 2026

A caricatured trading card of a politician with oversized head and socialist iconography, set against the NYC skyline with comical elements.
#838

Democratic Dilip

DSA Dominates NYC Election Night

Jun 24, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump with exaggerated features, holding a broken heart labeled 'USA' and 'Israel', as a tiny Netanyahu puppet perches on his shoulder.
#837

Threatening Trumpy

Trump Threatened Netanyahu With 'Divorce', New Book Reveals

Jun 24, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Elon Musk with bulging eyes, dollar sign pupils, tangled wires, and a floppy doge tail, brandishing a legal document with a chaotic stock market background.
#834

Lawsuit Elon

Elon Musk Threatens Legal Action Over DOGE Aid Cut Controversy

Jun 23, 2026

Grotesque Russian dignitary 'Shroomy Sergey' in a Kremlin dining room, with mushroom-related absurdity surrounding him.
#831

Shroomy Sergey

Putin Critic Falls to Alleged Mushroom Mishap

Jun 22, 2026

A trading card with 'Greenland Guru', depicting a U.S. official with a shrimp-shaped head and antennae, highlighting the bizarre proposal of annexing Greenland to save Red Lobster's shrimp.
#829

Greenland Guru

US Official Proposes Greenland Annexation to Save Red Lobster

Jun 22, 2026

A grotesque caricature of John Cafaro puffing a cigar, with an overfilled briefcase, at the Lincoln Memorial pool packed with rubber ducks.
#828

Cunning Cafaro

Cigar-Puffing Trump Crony Lands Million-Dollar Memorial Contract

Jun 21, 2026

A grotesque TV news anchor with wild hair and bulging eyes desperately shouting into a mic that's exploding with 'LOST!', surrounded by chaotic studio graphics.
#826

Foxed Frenzy

Fox News Allies Unsettled as Trump Loss Admitted Live on Air

Jun 21, 2026

An illustrated satirical trading card showing 'Meta Muncher', a grotesque tech executive with a vacuum mouth sucking up pixelated content in a parody courtroom.
#823

Meta Muncher

Judge Rules Blacked.com Can Sue Meta Over Content Scraping

Jun 19, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring 'Drone Curtis', a nerdy character tangled in drone propellers with exaggerated features, set against a chaotic White House UFC scene.
#817

Drone Curtis

FBI Thwarts Kamikaze Drone Assault on Trump UFC Event

Jun 17, 2026

A satirical card depicting a Trump-like figure with an oversized bleach jug, surrounded by chaos at the reflecting pool. Fish spell 'Oops' in bubbles.
#816

Bleachy Donny

Trump Uses Bleach to Cover Up DC Reflecting Pool Mess

Jun 17, 2026

Trading card illustration of Dana White with an oversized head in a chaotic outdoors scene, drenched in rain, holding a blueprint and broken octagon.
#814

Dana Disaster

UFC's Dana White Declares No More White House Fight Nights

Jun 16, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a former president as a 'boy king' at a White House UFC fight, surrounded by slapstick battles and a chaotic scene.
#809

King Cagey

Former President Stages White House UFC Birthday Extravaganza

Jun 15, 2026

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