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Trading card depicting 'Scandalous Santos', a grotesque caricature of George Santos with insider trading props and chaotic stock market background.
#1064

Scandalous Santos

Former Congressman George Santos Gets Lifetime Ban for Insider Trading

Sep 1, 2026

A grotesque robotic dog with steel teeth, camera eyes, and ICE uniform, holding a torn Constitution in its mouth amidst a tech-dystopian border background.
#1060

Cyborg Cerberus

ICE Initiates Controversial Purchase of Robot Dogs

Aug 30, 2026

Grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with oversized head, orange hair, bulging eyes, at a messy negotiation table with absurd props like a rubber chicken and sticky maple syrup.
#1058

Trade-Chump Trump

Trump's Trade Negotiations with Canada: A Tale of Chaos and Confusion

Aug 30, 2026

A satirical trading card of 'Lake-Changer Louie' depicting Trump with a massive head, scribbling on a map, turning 'Lake Ontario' into 'Lake America'.
#1050

Lake-Changer Louie

Trump Renames Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' with Executive Order

Aug 27, 2026

A satirical trading card shows an exaggerated, ugly politician holding a smashed Dolly Parton piggy bank, crying money away with a broken ukulele in hand.
#1049

Gutted Gary

GOP's Ironic Lament for Dolly Parton's Charity Cuts

Aug 27, 2026

Parody card of Fishy Finn, a grotesque fisherman with a fish-shaped face, tangled in EU-themed fishing net in stormy ballot sea background.
#1048

Fishy Finn

Iceland Decides EU Future Amidst Fishy Debate

Aug 27, 2026

A satirical trading card titled 'Map Mishap Michael,' depicting a confused official with a U.S. map-shaped head, holding a mis-drawn map at 'Lake America'.
#1046

Map Mishap Michael

White House's 'Lake America' Map Blunder Causes Stir

Aug 27, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Trump as 'Canada Thwump', pouting with bulging eyes, holding a torn flag and NAFTA agreement amidst mocking Canadian wildlife.
#1044

Canada Thwump

Trump Laments Over Canadian Trade Standoff

Aug 26, 2026

A trading card shows a crazed man with frazzled hair and bloodshot eyes, wearing a torn 'I Love California' shirt. He carries a toy guillotine, surrounded by buzzing flies, next to a shrunken US Capitol.
#1043

Guillotine Gary

California Man Arrested Near US Capitol with Guillotine

Aug 26, 2026

A grotesque caricature of a tycoon intending to demolish the Kennedy Center with a huge mallet, surrounded by musical chaos.
#1042

Wrecking Ralph

Trump's Threat to Demolish Kennedy Center Stirs Controversy

Aug 26, 2026

A grotesque caricature of 'Tariff Carney" tangled in US-Canada tariff battle, laden with bizarre taxed goods and chaotic symbols of nationalism.
#1037

Tariff Carney

Latest US-Canada Trade War Tariffs Include Bizarre Goods

Aug 24, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring a grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with exaggerated features, tied into his fears about midterm elections.
#1033

Impeached Donald

Trump Fears Impeachment if Midterms Go Badly

Aug 23, 2026

Trading card of Mitch McSlack, depicting an exaggerated Mitch McConnell with droopy jowls, a broken hourglass, cobwebbed fingers, in a musty Senate setting.
#1032

Mitch McSlack

Mitch McConnell's Stationary Senate Stint Before Hospitalization

Aug 23, 2026

A satirical trading card depicting 'Nuclear Donny', a grotesque caricature of Donald Trump with a mushroom cloud hairdo, warped face, and ticking bomb globe.
#1031

Nuclear Donny

Donald Trump's Actions Ignite Nuclear Tensions Worldwide

Aug 23, 2026

A grotesque trading card featuring Ballroom Barry, a chaotic construction worker surrounded by extravagant, half-built ballroom decor.
#1030

Ballroom Barry

Supreme Court Greenlights Trump's $400M Ballroom Project

Aug 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Trump with ballooned head, in a chaotic election scene, juggling campaign signs, wearing tight American flag suit, sweating grime.
#1028

Ballot Balloony

Trump Urges Republicans to Imagine Him on the Midterm Ballot

Aug 22, 2026

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