A retro gross-out trading card shows a sickly green, greasy-haired kid version of a police chief slumped in an unmarked cruiser outside a liquor store. His body is stitched from mismatched parts, and the card reads “Westborough Toddler.”

Westborough Toddler

Westborough Police Chief Accused of Sleeping Drunk in Unmarked Cruiser

Published October 31, 2026

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A grotesquely patchworked police-chief kid nods off in an unmarked cruiser outside a liquor store, parodying reports about Westborough Police Chief Todd Minardi. The card turns the alleged incident into a grimy, over-the-top trading-card gag.

The Real Story

CBS News Boston reported that Westborough Police Chief Todd Minardi was accused of being heavily intoxicated and asleep in an unmarked police cruiser outside a liquor store. The report characterized the allegation using the phrase “hammered drunk,” attributed to police. The story concerns allegations about the chief’s conduct and his subsequent departure from the position. Refer to the original report for further details and the status of the allegations.

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