Peanut's Paperwork
Peanut the Squirrel’s Former Owner Detained by ICE, Faces Possible Deportation
Published November 13, 2026
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The former owner of Peanut the squirrel has reportedly been detained by U.S. immigration authorities and could face deportation. This grotesque trading-card parody turns the story’s immigration paperwork into a frantic, extra-armed scramble.
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The Associated Press reports that the former owner of Peanut, a squirrel known from social media, was detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The person could be deported, according to the report. The story connects the detention to the former owner’s immigration status and has drawn attention because of Peanut’s public profile. Further details, including the precise circumstances and any legal proceedings, should be checked against the full article.
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