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A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head.

A comically exaggerated scientist with crazy eyes holds a crystal ball and a stack of Epstein-motif bills, thought bubbles floating around his head. — 3D version

Telekinesis Tony

UCSD Professors Seek Funding from Jeffrey Epstein for Telepathy Research

Mar 9, 2026

Trading card of Blossom Blake, an oversized wildflower with a flower-like head, camera, and leaking watering can, amid cartoonish blooming Death Valley.

Blossom Blake

Death Valley Experiences Most Spectacular Superbloom in a Decade

Mar 9, 2026

A satire card featuring 'Explosive Eddy' in a desert with melting nuclear-themed ice cream cone, sweating cacti, and exaggerated features.

Explosive Eddy

Africa's Nuclear-Free Dilemma Amid Global Standoffs

Mar 8, 2026

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