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Norway Deploys 2,000 AI Laser Robots to Fight Salmon Lice
Published November 12, 2026
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Norway is turning to underwater AI-powered laser robots to tackle salmon lice, a persistent problem for salmon farms. This grotesque trading-card parody imagines the high-tech fish treatment as an absurd slime-soaked underwater mission.
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The Gadget Review headline reports that Norway is deploying more than 2,000 underwater robots equipped with artificial intelligence and lasers to eliminate salmon lice. Salmon lice are parasites that affect farmed salmon and pose a challenge for the aquaculture industry. The robots are intended to identify lice and target them with lasers underwater. The story presents the deployment as a high-tech approach to managing the parasite problem.
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