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Trading card of Ashy Apartment Ashton, with a chimney-head spewing ash, set in a cluttered apartment, in Garbage Pail Kids style.
#483

Ashy Apartment Ashton

China Prohibits Using Empty Apartments for Storing Cremated Remains

Apr 1, 2026

A cartoonishly exaggerated bureaucrat with chaotic features disastrously juggling EU policy failures amid a satirical map of Europe.
#482

Euro-Tripped Earl

EU's Year of Bumbling Blunders Examined

Apr 1, 2026

Grotesque Garbage Pail Kids-style card of 'Beached Bertie', a stranded cartoon whale with oversized head, bulging eye on a chaotic German beach.
#481

Beached Bertie

Humpback Whale Stranded Again on Baltic Sea Coast

Apr 1, 2026

A cartoon illustration of a panicked woman holding two devilishly identical babies, surrounded by chaotic hospital elements and DNA reports.
#480

Twin-mama Tina

Woman Told Identifying Baby's Father Impossible After Twins Paternity Issue

Mar 31, 2026

A grotesque cartoon frogfish with warts, bulging eyes, and a giant mouth wearing a lab coat, holding a test tube and fish tank. Underwater lab background.
#479

Domino the FrogFail

Warty Frogfish Raised in Captivity for the First Time

Mar 31, 2026

Satirical trading card showing 'Chopper Kid', a parody of a saluting male figure with helicopter hair, poolside with toy choppers.
#478

Chopper Kid

Army Probes Helicopters Hovering at Kid Rock's Poolside Salute

Mar 31, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Possessed Pete', a grotesquely exaggerated priest handling exaggerated exorcism chaos, with cartoon devils and a singing, possessed pew in a church scene.
#477

Possessed Pete

Demand for Exorcisms Booms in US with Record Priestly Training

Mar 31, 2026

Coke Bananah card showing a grotesque banana criminal with a cocaine-powdered head, bulging eyes, and tiny police handling bananas.
#476

Coke Bananah

Surreal Drug Bust: $100 Million Cocaine Found in UK Bananas

Mar 31, 2026

A satirical card showing the White House disguised as a sleazy tropical island with a confused president figure, humorously attired in tacky beachwear.
#474

Tropical Trump

White House Prank: Renamed 'Epstein Island' on Google

Mar 30, 2026

Grotesque cartoon of 'Inferno Ike', a soldier with a missile-shaped flaming head, on a surreal battlefield. Surreal, fiery chaos abounds.
#473

Inferno Ike

Iran Warns U.S. Troops of Fiery Consequences Amid Tensions

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque caricature of Donald Trump on a crumbling throne, surrounded by tiny dissenters. His oversized head screams rage against a stormy backdrop.
#472

Traitor Trump

The Manosphere Turns on Trump

Mar 30, 2026

A cartoonish trading card of a crazed passenger trying to open an airplane emergency exit, surrounded by flying safety brochures and peanuts.
#471

Desperate Descent Dan

Passenger Attempts to Open Emergency Exit Mid-Flight, Claims Ghost Possession

Mar 30, 2026

A Garbage Pail Kids-style caricature of Donald Trump in a stained tuxedo, standing cluelessly at a spiraling staircase that leads nowhere, surrounded by bewildered miniature architects.
#470

Staircase Donald

White House Criticizes NYT Analysis of Trump's Humorous Ballroom Stairs

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque card illustration of 'Seminal Simon', a mutated mouse with pig semen eye drops, in a chaotic lab with experimental props.
#469

Seminal Simon

Eye Drops Made from Pig Semen Deliver Cancer Treatment to Mice

Mar 30, 2026

A grotesque cartoon of Farmhand Freddie with an oversized head, buck teeth, and filthy overalls, holding a smartphone with the OnlyFarms logo, surrounded by puzzled farm animals.
#468

Farmhand Freddie

White House's New OnlyFarms Website Puzzles Internet Users

Mar 29, 2026

Grotesque chef with googly-eyed takeaway box fighting off seagulls adorned with exaggerated googly eyes, set in a chaotic seaside backdrop.
Grotesque chef with googly-eyed takeaway box fighting off seagulls adorned with exaggerated googly eyes, set in a chaotic seaside backdrop. — 3D version
#467

Googly Gus

Can Googly Eyes on Takeaway Boxes Deter Seagull Thieves?

Mar 29, 2026

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