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A grotesque illustration of a Trump-like character in a prison-striped suit, oversized golden hair, holding keys, stepping on Alcatraz Island with comical prisoners.
#746

Alcatraz Ace

Trump Requests $152 Million to Reopen Alcatraz as Prison

May 25, 2026

A comically exaggerated Secret Service agent with frazzled hair, bulging eyes, and a fake gun in his trembling hand. Background: chaotic White House.
#745

Panicked Percy

Gunshots Near White House Cause Chaos

May 25, 2026

A grotesque character with a plastic trash head, covered in sea creatures, wearing a barnacle-covered hat, holding a trash trident, on floating garbage.
#744

Pollution Paul

Debate Over Cleanup as Pacific Garbage Patch Hosts New Ecosystem

May 24, 2026

Trading card featuring a grotesque Trump caricature with an oversized head, clutching googly-eyed elephant leashes atop a heap of worn red hats.
#743

Trump Trumper

The Republican Party's unwavering dedication to Trump

May 24, 2026

A grossly exaggerated galaxy character with a swirling galaxy head and mouth full of stars, pulling small galaxies into its belly on a space throne, cosmic background.
#742

Gorging Galaxy

Scientists Discover Galactic Cannibalism Remains in Milky Way

May 24, 2026

A cartoonish trading card of a dog in a truck, clumsily holding a shotgun with a startled expression.
#741

Shotgun Spot

Dog Accidentally Fires Shotgun at Gas Station

May 24, 2026

A comically grotesque character, resembling a gummy bear, is stuck in a toilet with a pained expression, clutching a bag labeled 'Trader Joe's Gutsy Gummies'.
#740

Gassy Gus

Trader Joe's Gummy Candy Causes Digestive Distress

May 23, 2026

A grotesque cockroach in a torn business suit holds a 'CJP' placard, surrounded by digital elements like binary codes and social media icons. Humorous and satirical depiction of a digital rebellion.
#739

Cockroach Janta

India’s 'Cockroach Party' Challenges Modi in a Viral Revolt

May 23, 2026

A grotesque trading card illustration of Sam Altman and Jared Leto promoting an eyeball scanning concert tour with psychedelic backgrounds.
#738

Ocular Altman

Jared Leto and Sam Altman Team Up for Eyeball Scanning Concert Tour

May 23, 2026

A satirical trading card featuring 'Beaver Britain', a grotesque beaver building a dam out of bizarre objects amidst a flooded London street.
#737

Beaver Britain

Britain Turns to Beavers as Innovative Flood Control

May 23, 2026

Splatty Charles card: King Charles III with oversized head, seagull pooping on him, exaggerated facial expressions, background of cartoon palace.
#735

Splatty Charles

Seagull Surprise for King Charles III: A Royal Mess

May 22, 2026

An exaggerated cowboy preacher praying under a hot Texas sun with a smoking server, melting Texas ice cream, and dollar bills on fire.
#734

Data Center Dave

Texans Resort to Prayer Over Data Center Expansion

May 22, 2026

Grotesque cartoon hippo with Escobar mustache, Russian zookeeper, and 'Cocaine Chapo' on the card.
#732

Cocaine Chapo

Russia Steps In to Save 'Cocaine Hippos' from Cull

May 22, 2026

A grotesque cartoon character named Manhole Mabel with a giant head and shocked expression falling into a sinister-looking manhole amid NYC chaos.
#731

Manhole Mabel

Autopsy Reveals Cause of Death for Woman in NYC Manhole Incident

May 21, 2026

A grotesque school cook serving dirt mistaken for food, with horrified students around, in a colorful cartoon style reminiscent of Garbage Pail Kids.
#730

Dirt Dish Dana

Maine School Mistakenly Serves 'Baked Dirt' to Students

May 21, 2026

A grotesque scientist with an oversized head and chaotic lab coat is surrounded by comically mutant chickens hatching from 3D-printed eggs in a wild laboratory setting.
#714

DNA Dan

De-Extinction Startup Hatches Live Chicks from Artificial Eggs

May 21, 2026

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