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Cartoon parody of a monstrous "Urban Invader" figure stomping on a map of Portland, holding a dripping baton, with federal troops pouring from vans, Portland skyline melting, a thought bubble showing cheering crowds with "USA Strong" signs, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#071

Fortress Fred

Trump Orders Troops to Portland, Authorizes "Full Force, If Necessary"

Sep 27, 2025

Cartoon of a monstrous "Tariff Tyrant" holding a giant pill hammer labeled "100% Tariff," standing above collapsing foreign drug factories and scrambling U.S. construction sites, with pill bottles sliding off cliffs, banner "BUILD OR BE TARIFFED," and countdown clock to Oct 1.
#070

Pill Pounder Pete

Trump Threatens 100% Tariffs on Patented Drugs Unless Firms Build U.S. Plants

Sep 26, 2025

Cartoon of a monstrous Trump-like figure planting a flag "U.S. TikTok ≈ $14B" on a cracked floating smartphone island built of data servers and algorithm towers, a wounded dragon (ByteDance) below, corporate minions (Oracle, Silver Lake, MGX) surrounding with cash and scrolls, sky banner "Executive Decree: TikTok U.S."
#069

Flag Planting Frank

Trump Greenlights TikTok U.S. Sale via Executive Order, Valued at ~$14B

Sep 25, 2025

Cartoon of a grim "RIF Reaper" in a ragged suit wielding a pink scythe over fearful federal employees with badges, a dark White House in the background, thought bubble of a calendar flipping to October 1, slime and pink slip visuals, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#068

Pink Slip Percy

White House Orders Agencies to Prepare Mass Firings in Event of Shutdown

Sep 25, 2025

Cartoon parody of two monstrous political figures pressing levers over a smoking "Shutdown Machine," with citizens hanging by ropes, a clock ticking to Sept. 30, top banner "AMERICANDAILY.COM."
#066

Freefall Freddie

Thune and Schumer Play Tug of War Over Shutdown Deadline

Sep 24, 2025

Cartoon trading card of a bloated Fed chair blowing a huge "Bubble" balloon in a room full of sector balloons, a crack forming in the floor labeled "Risk," investors riding a rollercoaster of stock charts, sharp contrasts of light and shadow.
#064

Bubble-Bloat Barry

Powell Warns Stock Prices Are "Fairly Highly Valued" as Risks Creep In

Sep 23, 2025

Cartoon parody of a monstrous Trump-figure clutching a cracked, slime-oozing globe at a UN podium, skeletons of "Globalist Institutions" collapsing behind him, many nations' flags drooping, thought bubble with trophy "Sovereignty Champion," crises labeled around stage edges.
#062

Globe-Stager Gregor

Trump's UNGA Speech Uses "America First" Banner as Global Crises Roil

Sep 23, 2025

A satirical trading card mocking the Pentagon's new policy requiring journalists to sign a pledge forbidding them from publishing even unclassified information unless previously approved - with threat of losing credentials.
#060

Pledge-Lock Percy

Pentagon Restricts Media Access, Mandates Pledge to Avoid Reporting Unapproved Info

Sep 22, 2025

Cartoon of monstrous AI overlord standing over a cracked globe, surrounded by Nobel experts holding stop-sign paddles with AI red lines, UN building and treaties in background, top banner reading AMERICANDAILY.COM, bottom caption area.
#059

Red-Line Ronnie

Nobel Laureates Demand Binding Global Red Lines for AI Safety by 2026

Sep 22, 2025

Cartoon of a slime-covered Democrat holding chains labeled "ACA Subsidies" and "Medicaid Protections" over a cliff marked "Government Shutdown," opposed by a smug GOP figure, with worried citizens at the edge and thought bubble of protesters above.
#058

Leverage Larry

Democrats Threaten Shutdown Over GOP Rejection of Health Care Protections

Sep 22, 2025

Cartoon of monstrous "Data Dump Donald" clutching slime-covered TikTok logo, conjoined Murdoch twins, Ellison & Dell tangled in wires, wounded ByteDance dragon, dripping slime, with "AMERICANDAILY.COM" slime banner overhead and melting text caption below.
#056

Patriot-Parsellin' Patroneer

Murdochs, Dell & Ellison Join Trump in Push to Take Over TikTok Control Under U.S. Deal

Sep 21, 2025

A parody card showing a bandaged ballot box creature holding a torch shaped like a voting slip, standing before cracked pillars labeled Polarization, Disinformation, Voter Suppression; voters holding signs "Count Every Vote," "Truth Matters"; top banner AMERICANDAILY.COM; caption Stand Tall, Vote All!
#055

Resilient Rosie

Strength in the Storm: How Americans Aim to Bolster Democracy Amid Challenges

Sep 21, 2025

Caricature of Trump in gold suit holding a glowing gold Visa card, background vault of gold bars, crowd of visa holders with worn papers, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption Gold's Rules, Visa's Tools!
#051

Golden Card Grifter

A satirical card showing Trump promoting exclusive visa privileges for the wealthy-shiny gold cards, proud swagger, and a crowd left wanting.

Sep 20, 2025

Caricature of Trump holding dripping fee receipt, visa hopefuls clutching passports, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption Pay Up, Or Stay Back!
#050

Fee Fiend Trump

Trump Announces New H-1B Visa Fee Hikes, Drawing Criticism from Immigration Advocates

Sep 20, 2025

Cartoon of FCC Chair as mob boss behind desk with tentacles, snake-hair, gold FCC chain, license and script on desk, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption License or Leg Breaks!
#049

Don Carr the License Godfather

Ted Cruz Blasts FCC Chair Carr: Compares License Threats to Mob Tactics

Sep 19, 2025

Snake-haired FCC chair serpent Carr wearing gold chain FCC, strangling mic, TV building crushed, audience with Free Speech sign, banner AMERICANDAILY.COM, caption When Tongues Wag, Licenses Hang!
#046

License Serpent Carr

FCC Chair Carr Warns ABC Over Kimmel Comments, Threatens License Action

Sep 19, 2025

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