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US Official Proposes Greenland Annexation to Save Red Lobster
Published June 22, 2026
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A U.S. official hilariously pitches the idea of annexing Greenland to protect Red Lobster’s beloved Endless Shrimp promotion. Absurdity unfolds.
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In a bizarre proposal, a U.S. official has suggested the annexation of Greenland as a strategy to save Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp promotion. The official believes this move could secure a steady supply of shrimp. This proposal comes amidst discussions on sustainability and resource management, making it a target for satire and public amusement.
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