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Ex-President Relies on AI for Self-Bestowed Military Honors
Published August 5, 2026
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In an absurd twist, an ex-president with a history of draft dodging uses AI to award himself an ultimate medal, imagining himself as superior to legendary generals.
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The story highlights how an ex-president, known for draft dodging, utilized AI technology to award himself the highest military honor, surpassing even legendary American generals. This act showcases the ex-president's reliance on modern technology for self-aggrandizement, leading to widespread satire and disbelief. It underlines the absurdity and vanity of such a move in the context of his military avoidance past.
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