A cartoonishly ugly shark in a Hawaiian shirt holds a coffee mug and pill bottles, surrounded by a partying yacht scene with litter.

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Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Cocaine and Caffeine

Published March 27, 2026

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Dive into a frenzy as sharks in the Bahamas are found with cocaine, caffeine, and painkillers. These party sharks might just outdo any beachgoer!

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In a bizarre new study, scientists discovered that sharks off the coast of the Bahamas have tested positive for substances like caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine. Researchers speculate this is linked to human activities, particularly partying tourists who inadvertently release these substances into the marine environment. The discovery raises concerns about the impact of human recreational habits on marine life and the ecosystem.

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