A grotesque FEMA official with a corkscrew head, mismatched eyes, drooling syrup. Holding waffle iron and menus. Waffles orbit like UFOs. Neon map background.

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FEMA Official Claims Waffle House Teleportation

Published March 21, 2026

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A FEMA official humorously claims to have teleported to a Waffle House, inspiring a satirical trading card with waffles and teleportation gags.

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A FEMA official, Gregg Phillips, humorously claimed to have teleported to a Waffle House. His unexpected statement has stirred the internet, fueling both amusement and disbelief. The claim has drawn attention to the official's credibility while highlighting the quirky nature of Waffle House in American culture.

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