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McDonald's CEO Draws Flak for Awkward Eating Habits On-Camera
Published April 10, 2026
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McDonald's CEO is under fire for bizarre eating habits on camera after providing tips on how to look natural while eating. Satire ensues in our parody.
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McDonald’s CEO recently went viral due to his awkward on-camera eating, which he humorously attributed to his mom’s influence. The incident sparked a wave of online satire and commentary, as the CEO attempted to provide tips on appearing natural while eating. Despite his efforts, the unusual eating style caught viewers' attention, leading to an ongoing social media buzz. Media outlets from New York Post to USA Today covered this lighthearted gaffe.
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