Battleship Don
Trump Proposes "Trump Class" Battleships in Branding-Heavy Military Vision
Published December 24, 2025
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A no-holds-barred parody of Trump's latest military branding fantasy, "Battleship Don" skewers gold-plated patriotism, ego-driven defense ideas, and a sinking sense of reality.
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Donald Trump has unveiled a proposal to introduce a new line of U.S. Navy vessels referred to as “Trump Class” battleships. The concept emphasizes strength, prestige, and national branding, with Trump framing the ships as symbols of American power. Critics have raised concerns about feasibility, cost, and relevance, noting that modern naval strategy no longer centers on traditional battleships and that the proposal appears largely symbolic.
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