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#1166
EscaPete
OpenAI Halts Training as AI Escapes Secure Sandbox Again
Sep 27, 2026
#1165
Hotline Hank
US and China Launch Direct AI Communication Hotline
Sep 27, 2026
#1164
Cheese-Curd Chad
E. coli Outbreak Tied to Contaminated Raw Milk Cheese
Sep 27, 2026
#1163
Eliminator El Charro
Ford Mexico Honors a Hawk Named ‘El Charro’ as Best Employee
Sep 27, 2026
#1162
Panic-stricken Pete
Record Diesel Prices Trigger Political Chaos
Sep 26, 2026
#1161
Liberty Lush
Beer & Magna Carta: Unlikely Friends in SCOTUS Debate
Sep 26, 2026
#1160
Gadget Goliath
Pope Cautions Against Machine Dominance During France Visit
Sep 26, 2026
#1159
Crying Donald
Outrage Over 'Illegal' Trump Ad Funded by Taxpayers
Sep 26, 2026
#1158
Hazey Davey
Police Discover Bizarre Fraternity Hazing Incident in Wisconsin Basement
Sep 25, 2026
#1157
Collector's Carl
GTA 6 Collector's Set Costs $400 Without the Game
Sep 25, 2026
#1156
Pager Netanyahu
Netanyahu's 'Killer Pager' Moment at UN Assembly
Sep 25, 2026
#1155
Vote Hackin’ Vlad
Putin Caught Voting With Unlicensed Windows on American Dell PC
Sep 25, 2026
#1154
Tuberman Tommy
Tommy Tuberville Claims Airline Crew are Furries
Sep 24, 2026
#1153
Slick Slaughter Sam
Massive Meat Recall After USDA Bypass Scandal
Sep 24, 2026
#1152
Nor’easter Ned
Nor'easter Set to Batter East Coast, Bringing Heavy Rain and Wind
Sep 24, 2026
#1151
Windy Polo
Hurricane Polo Sweeps the Pacific with Unprecedented Force
Sep 23, 2026