A satirical trading card mocking the Pentagon's new policy requiring journalists to sign a pledge forbidding them from publishing even unclassified information unless previously approved - with threat of losing credentials.

Pledge-Lock Percy

Pentagon Restricts Media Access, Mandates Pledge to Avoid Reporting Unapproved Info

Published September 22, 2025

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A satirical trading card mocking the Pentagon's new policy requiring journalists to sign a pledge forbidding them from publishing even unclassified information unless previously approved - with threat of losing credentials.

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Satirical parody card illustrating new Pentagon rules making journalists sign a pledge not to report unapproved info, showing press freedom under lock and key in a grotesque trading-card style.

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