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Tesla's $1 Trillion Pay Package for Musk Faces Shareholder Vote - Board Warns CEO Might Quit
Published October 27, 2025
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A satirical trading card snapshot of Tesla's board pressing shareholders to approve a historic pay package for the CEO - or face losing him and billions in value.
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Tesla's board has proposed a new performance-based compensation plan for the CEO that could be worth up to $1 trillion, contingent on achieving extremely ambitious milestones (including market cap thresholds, robotics and vehicle production targets). Proxy advisory firms are urging shareholders to vote against the package, citing concerns about dilution and governance. The board has warned investors that rejecting the pay plan could jeopardize the CEO's continuation with the company.
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