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Kevin Durant's Forgotten Bitcoin Password Blown Into "Breaking News" Spectacle
Published September 20, 2025
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A satirical trading card pokes fun at news outlets for hyping up NBA star Kevin Durant's Coinbase password story, while ignoring bigger issues.
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CNBC reported that NBA star Kevin Durant forgot his Coinbase password tied to Bitcoin, turning it into a national headline. The coverage highlighted his ties to Coinbase and broader crypto market chatter, but drew amusement as a relatively trivial story receiving major airtime.
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