
Trump Cancels Venezuela Attacks, Eyes $100B Oil Investment and Cooperation
Published January 9, 2026
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A wildly exaggerated cartoon trading card parody reflecting the unpredictable shift from potential military action to a massive oil investment pitch in U.S.-Venezuela relations.
President Donald Trump announced the cancellation of a planned second wave of military attacks on Venezuela, citing improved cooperation from Caracas, including the release of political prisoners and rebuilding of oil infrastructure. Trump framed the move as progress and pivoted to tout U.S. oil industry engagement, saying major companies could invest at least $100 billion in Venezuela’s oil sector and meeting with executives at the White House to discuss this plan. Despite the cancellation of further strikes, U.S. military presence remains for security as negotiations and economic initiatives continue.
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