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Record Christmas Eve Powerball Jackpot Hits $1.8 Billion in Holiday Lottery Frenzy
Published December 25, 2025
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A Garbage Pail Kids-style satire capturing the wild holiday lottery madness as a Christmas Eve Powerball ticket hits a staggering $1.8 billion jackpot.
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On December 24, 2025, a single Powerball ticket sold in Arkansas matched all six numbers to win a $1.817 billion jackpot in the Christmas Eve drawing - the second-largest Powerball prize in U.S. history. Winning numbers were 4, 25, 31, 52, 59, with Powerball 19, and the lucky ticket holder has the option of taking the full annuity or a cash payout of about $834.9 million. Eight other tickets won $1 million prizes. The jackpot reset to a $20 million starting amount for upcoming drawings.
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